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Once Bitten (1985 film) Quotes

Once Bitten (1985 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Once Bitten ended its run in 1970.

It features Frank Hildebrand, Dimitri Villard, and Robert Wald as producer, John Du Prez in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Once Bitten (1985 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Once Bitten (1985 film) is 94 minutes long. Once Bitten (1985 film) is distributed by The Samuel Goldwyn Company.

The cast includes: Skip Lackey as Russ, Karen Kopins as Robin, Karen Kopins as Robin Pierce, Jim Carrey as Mark Kendall, Thomas Ballatore as Jamie, and Cleavon Little as Sebastian.

Once Bitten (1985 film) Quotes

Jim Carrey as Mark Kendall

  • (Jim Carrey) "It finally happened. Did I enjoy it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hello, tall, dark and handsome."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Me?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh, Robin, PLEASE?"
  • (Karen Kopins) "Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love. It's natural. It's right."
  • (Karen Kopins) "Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What about an ice cream truck?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "What was that scene in the shower all about?"
  • (Skip Lackey) "Hey, ever say "thanks" for trying to help out a friend?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh you're a big help, thanks a lot. Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe you could've asked me?"
  • (Thomas Ballatore) "Oh my God."
  • (Skip Lackey) "She told us to look."
  • (Thomas Ballatore) "No. Admit it. We enjoyed it."
  • (Skip Lackey) "Would you shut up?"
  • (Thomas Ballatore) "No that's it. We're homos. We're rump-rangers."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a day person."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Are you a prostitute?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm whatever you want me to be."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Good. 'Cause I only have five dollars."
  • (Ice-Cream Customer) "Do you have a Creamsicle?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "Take a hike. We're closed for renovations."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Get me outta here."

Karen Kopins as Robin Pierce

  • (Karen Kopins) "I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the past four years."
  • (Karen Kopins) "Oh Mark, I can't believe you're going to throw away our relationship on a one-night stand with a chauffeur and a butler and a slut who eats buttons. But you did. You really did."
  • (Karen Kopins) "You can have your damn ring back."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What am I supposed to do with it?"
  • (Karen Kopins) "Use your imagination."
  • (Karen Kopins) "Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I am nice and sweet and pure, so f*** off."
  • (Karen Kopins) "You're too late."
  • (Unnamed) "You couldn't have. You've been in there for less than a minute."
  • (Unnamed) "You did."
  • (Unnamed) "But you didn't have time to enjoy it."
  • (Unnamed) "The blood of a virgin is what the female vampire needs to retain her youth and beauty. And an 18 year-old would hardly be a virgin, now would he?"
  • (Karen Kopins) "Well, hypothetically, what if he was a virgin?"
  • (Unnamed) "Then I think he has a lot more important things to worry about than female vampires."
  • (Karen Kopins) "I want to, I really do. But I want it to be special."
  • (Karen Kopins) "You're too late."
  • (Unnamed) "You couldn't have. You've been in there for less than a minute."
  • (Unnamed) "You could've --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- but you didn't have time to enjoy it."

Skip Lackey as Russ

  • (Skip Lackey) "Tell us what happened, man. Blow by beautiful blow. Did you undress her slowly? Like first, revealing big lucious magoombas?"
  • (Thomas Ballatore) "Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything?"
  • (Jim Carrey) "I told you I don't remember. If you guys are so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?"
  • (Skip Lackey) "Hi. I'm Russ, and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: I'm a mature person and you're a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bulls***, get rid of our inhibitions, and DO what we really wanna DO?"

Thomas Ballatore as Jamie

  • (Thomas Ballatore) "How'd you like to have your crotch set on fire?"
  • (Thomas Ballatore) "This is horrible. This is the suckiest thing that could ever happen. The whole school thinks we're -- gay."
  • (Skip Lackey) "Hey, our past history speaks for itself. No one's going to think we're gay."
  • (Thomas Ballatore) "I don't have a past history, okay? And neither do you. This is it. We might as well move in together and share his and his towels."

Cleavon Little as Sebastian

  • (Unnamed) "Wait. I have to replace every door you people smash. Can't you at least try the knob first?"
  • (Cleavon Little) "Jocks."
  • (Unnamed) "Being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare."
  • (Cleavon Little) "Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?"

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