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One Crazy Summer Quotes

One Crazy Summer is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . One Crazy Summer ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Jaffe as producer, Cory Lerios in charge of musical score, and Isidore Mankofsky as head of cinematography.

One Crazy Summer is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of One Crazy Summer is 89 minutes long. One Crazy Summer is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Bobcat Goldthwait as Egg Stork, Curtis Armstrong as Ack Ack Raymond, Mark Metcalf as Aquilla Beckersted, Matt Mulhern as Teddy Beckersted, Joel Murray as George Calamari, and John Cusack as Hoops McCann.

One Crazy Summer Quotes

Curtis Armstrong as Ack Ack Raymond

  • (Curtis Armstrong) "Do you realize that for every lost doll there's a little girl with a broken heart."
  • (Joel Murray) "Are you sure you want to be a Marine Acky? I just can see you having a killer instinct."

Bobcat Goldthwait as Egg Stork

  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Oh, thank you, I think I will have some cookies-aehah."
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to --"
  • (Curtis Armstrong) "Egg, where you that little boy?"
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "No. No. But I used to beat the s*** out him. "Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh."
  • (Curtis Armstrong) "Great story, thanks."

Joel Murray as George Calamari

  • (Joel Murray) "Hey, Cookie. How about we stop playing all these games?"
  • (Joel Murray) "Chilly dog?"

John Cusack as Hoops McCann

  • (John Cusack) "Why am I talking to you? You're not a man, you're a cat. Go back to your feline world."
  • (John Cusack) "Will you watch where you're going. We're heading for the docks."
  • (Joel Murray) "We've gotta make the boat."
  • (John Cusack) "Boat? What boat?"
  • (Joel Murray) "What, did you think we were driving to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island."
  • (John Cusack) "You never mentioned any boats. I hate boats. I'm not getting on any boat."
  • (Joel Murray) "I beg to differ."

Mark Metcalf as Aquilla Beckersted

  • (Mark Metcalf) "If you don't come home with that trophy, we lose it all. No more pools, no more Ferrari. And you know what happens then?"
  • (Matt Mulhern) "Don't say it, Dad."
  • (Mark Metcalf) "That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to.."
  • (Matt Mulhern) "NO."
  • (Mark Metcalf) "WORK, Teddy, WORK."
  • (Matt Mulhern) "Don't say that word. I'll win. Please just don't say that word."

Matt Mulhern as Teddy Beckersted

  • (Matt Mulhern) "That girl, the one with the braids in her hair? What do they call them? Corn husks?"

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