One Night at McCool's Quotes

One Night at McCool's is a television program that debuted in 1970 . One Night at McCool's stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Douglas as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Karl Walter Lindenlaub as head of cinematography.

One Night at McCool's is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of One Night at McCool's is 92 minutes long. One Night at McCool's is distributed by USA Films.

The cast includes: Matt Dillon as Randy, John Goodman as Detective Dehling, Liv Tyler as Jewel, Paul Reiser as Carl, Michael Douglas as Mr. Burmeister, and Reba McEntire as Dr. Green.

One Night at McCool's Quotes

Matt Dillon as Randy

• (Matt Dillon) "Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?"

• (Matt Dillon) "There's the ten-thousand dollars -- well, aren't you gonna count it?"
• (Michael Douglas) "Nah."
• (Matt Dillon) "You trust me?"
• (Michael Douglas) "No, but I kill people."

• (Matt Dillon) "You like water?"
• (Liv Tyler) "I love it. It's actually my second favorite thing in the world."
• (Matt Dillon) "Really? And what's your first most?"
• (Liv Tyler) "f***ing."

Paul Reiser as Carl

• (Paul Reiser) "Yes, I have this great job, and this great office, and this great family, and this great house --"
• (Reba McEntire) "How does this make you feel?"
• (Paul Reiser) "Empty"

• (Paul Reiser) "Thank you, Go --"

John Goodman as Detective Dehling

• (John Goodman) "Why would God fill me with this desire if I wasn't meant to be with her?"

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