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Outland (film) Quotes

Outland (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Outland ended in 1970.

It features Richard A. Roth as producer, Jerry Goldsmith in charge of musical score, and Stephen Goldblatt as head of cinematography.

Outland (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Outland (film) is 109 minutes long. Outland (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Sean Connery as Marshal William T. O'Neil, Frances Sternhagen as Lazarus, and Frances Sternhagen as Dr. Marian Lazarus.

Outland (film) Quotes

Frances Sternhagen as Lazarus

  • (Frances Sternhagen) "That's pretty good. Playing by yourself and losing. I'd join you in this dumb game if I could play sitting down. Yes, I'm well, thank you. Been pretty busy. Seems there's some kind of 'flu' going around. You have no idea the number of workers who are going to be sick this Sunday."
  • (Sean Connery) "What about you? Are you going to be sick this Sunday?"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "If you're looking for sterling character you're in the wrong place."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Polydichloric euthimal. Those stupid bastards are taking polydichloric euthimal. It's an amphetamine. Strongest thing you ever saw. Makes you feel wonderful. Makes you do ten hours work in six hours, that kind of nonsense. Especially manual labor. It makes you work like a horse. The army tested it a few years ago. It made the men work alright -- then it made them psychotic. It takes a while, ten maybe eleven months -- and then it fries your brain."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "28 in the last six months."
  • (Sean Connery) "I wonder how many in the six months before that --"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "24. I've got initiative."
  • (Sean Connery) "Well. Good for you."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Wanna know how many in the six months before that? Two."
  • (Sean Connery) "Are you sure?"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "I'm unpleasant, I'm not stupid. Of course I'm sure. I can count."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "This blood is from a dead person."
  • (Sean Connery) "Very good."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "He ate dinner. Protein, carbohydrates -- more carbohydrates. He didn't eat his vegetables."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "You know if you're the guy you're supposed to be, you wouldn't stick around. That's why they sent you here."
  • (Sean Connery) "Maybe they made a mistake"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "I was afraid you'd say something like that. Do you really think you're making a difference?"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Then why for God's sake?"
  • (Sean Connery) "-- because -- maybe they are right. They sent me here to this pile of s*** because they think I belong here. I want to find out if -- well if they're right. There's a whole machine that works because everybody does what they are supposed to. And I found out -- I was supposed to be something I didn't like. That's what's in the program. That's my rotten little part in the rotten machine. I don't like it. So I'm going to find out if they're right."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Don't misconstrue this. I'm not displaying character. Just temporary insanity."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Your wife is one stupid lady. You wanna go and get drunk?"
  • (Sean Connery) "Yes --"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "At least you have SOME sense left."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Almost everybody here doesn't have both oars in the water as far as I'm concerned. Why people "suddenly" start to lose their marbles in greater numbers is not so mystifying. I don't know why more of them didn't do it sooner."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "You know, you haven't your medical all-star here. Company doctors are like ship's doctors. Most are just one shuttle flight ahead of a malpractice suit."

Sean Connery as Marshal William T. O'Neil

  • (Sean Connery) "Did you do autopsies?"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "No."
  • (Sean Connery) "Why not?"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "In the first place, the company wanted the bodies shipped out as quickly as possible. In the second place, when a person exposes themselves to zero-pressure atmosphere, there isn't a whole lot left to inspect. In the third place, you're becoming a nuisance."
  • (Sean Connery) "Yes, I know. I'd like a report of all these incidents that have happened in last six months. I'd like it really soon. Or I might just kick your nasty ass all over this room. That's a marshal joke."
  • (Sean Connery) "Oh, f*** it."
  • (Sean Connery) "Lazarus? It's O'Neil. Meet me in the medical lab."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Do you know what time it is?"
  • (Sean Connery) "Yes."
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "You'd better be dying."
  • (Sean Connery) "Are you Dr. Lazarus?"
  • (Frances Sternhagen) "Yes. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. That's a doctor joke."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, I misjudged you. You're not stupid. You're crazy. You think you've caused more than an inconvenience here? Is that what you think? Why don't you go home and polish your badge. You're dealing with grown-ups here."
  • (Sean Connery) "Whoever sent you that shipment is going to be mad that you lost it. Grown-ups don't have a sense of humor."
  • (Unnamed) "Now don't get your nose out of joint."
  • (Sean Connery) "What was that all about?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's just his way. A little ceremony for the good folk."
  • (Sean Connery) "I don't like his way."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, well don't mess with him."
  • (Sean Connery) "He's an asshole."
  • (Unnamed) "He's a very powerful asshole. Don't mess with him."
  • (Sean Connery) "Hey, Sheppard. Guess what I just found in a meat locker."
  • (Unnamed) "Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll tell me even if I don't guess."
  • (Sean Connery) "250 pounds of hamburger named Yario that works for you. I also found your shipment of PDE. So, I threw the hamburger in the jail, and the PDE in the toilet. Or was it the other way around? I can't remember now."
  • (Sean Connery) "How deep are you in?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not too deep -- I'm paid to look the other way."
  • (Sean Connery) "I get it. You don't do anything bad, you just don't do anything good, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "If you're looking for money, you're smarter than you look. If you're not, you're a lot dumber."
  • (Sean Connery) "Then I'm probably a lot dumber."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you really destroy the entire shipment?"
  • (Sean Connery) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "You do have a flair for the dramatic."
  • (Sean Connery) "Think it over."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me tell you what you're dealing with here. I run a franchise. The company hired me to dig as much ore out of this hellhole as possible. My hookers are clean, some of them are good looking. My booze isn't watered. The workers are happy. When the workers are happy, they dig more ore. They get paid more bonus money. When they dig more ore, the company's happy. When the company's happy, I'm happy."
  • (Sean Connery) "Sounds wonderful."
  • (Unnamed) "Nothing here is wonderful. It works -- that's enough."

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