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Outrageous Fortune (film) Quotes

Outrageous Fortune (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Outrageous Fortune stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ted Field as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

Outrageous Fortune (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Outrageous Fortune (film) is 100 minutes long. Outrageous Fortune (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Shelley Long as Lauren, Bette Midler as Sandy, Bette Midler as Sandy Brozinsky, George Carlin as Frank, and Shelley Long as Lauren Ames.

Outrageous Fortune (film) Quotes

Bette Midler as Sandy

  • (Bette Midler) "She's got a great mad scene. No, really, it's great; I just saw it."
  • (Bette Midler) "You know what I bet? I bet you haven't been laid in about a year."
  • (Bette Midler) "Look, Frank. We're not just jerking you around. Some guys are after us because one of them stole a virus that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all the trees all the way around. We stole it back, so now they're gonna kill us. You get it?"
  • (George Carlin) "Jesus. The sixties sure were good to you, weren't they?"
  • (Shelley Long) "Frank, that's right. Think back to the sixties. People did things for each other."
  • (George Carlin) "They were wasted."
  • (Bette Midler) "Does the phrase "Needledick, the Bug-f***er" mean anything to you?"
  • (Bette Midler) "Yeah, this is Sandy Brozinsky, who's this"
  • (Bette Midler) "Howie? Yeah, Howie, I got you notice here sayin' you're gonna turn off my phone today at noon."
  • (Bette Midler) "Oh, really? Well, let me tell you something. I have been in intensive care. I just got out of the hospital today, they wheel me into my apartment and I see your thingie screamin' at me that I got until noon today;"
  • (Bette Midler) "No, you listen, you listen. I just saw the damn thing. I'm just layin' eyes on it for the first time."
  • (Bette Midler) "What, was I supposed to let them unhook me from life support so I could pay my bills?"

Shelley Long as Lauren

  • (Shelley Long) "Excuse please. I vas hoping you were to -- how do I to say?"
  • (Ticket Agent) "You say it quickly, I'm off in three minutes."
  • (Shelley Long) "No. Stop."
  • (Shelley Long) "Please do not screech at anyone else. I am trying to prepare for an audition here thank you."
  • (Shelley Long) "Don't even think about it. Don't even f***in' think about it. I'll blow your f***in' nuts off."
  • (Shelley Long) "Where are we? We've been going for miles and I haven't seen a single white person on the street."
  • (Bette Midler) "There's one."
  • (Bette Midler) "Oops. They got 'em."
  • (Shelley Long) "That's not funny."
  • (Shelley Long) "Nine years of ballet, asshole."
  • (Shelley Long) "Are you out of your mind? We don't have two-hundred dollars."
  • (Bette Midler) "Ah, chill out, wouldja?"
  • (Shelley Long) "Oh my god, he's going to hurt us."
  • (Bette Midler) "He's not going to hurt us."
  • (Shelley Long) "Oh? Why not?"
  • (Bette Midler) "'Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building."
  • (Shelley Long) "This is the happiest day of my life."
  • (Bette Midler) "They bought that s***."
  • (Shelley Long) "s***? s***? You're calling my Hamlet s*** ?"
  • (Bette Midler) "He's a wimp. I mean, look at him. He can't make up his mind about anything. All he does is go around saying "What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?" Give me Romeo or Henry the Fifth. Now there's a guy I could boff."
  • (Shelley Long) "Boff? So we're back to boffing again?"
  • (Shelley Long) "How dare you defraud the legitimate theater community of New York City."

George Carlin as Frank

  • (George Carlin) "I'm busy bleedin'."

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