Pain and Gain Quotes

Pain and Gain is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Pain &amp ended in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Michael Bay * Ian Bryce; Donald De Line as producer, Steve Jablonsky in charge of musical score, and Ben Seresin as head of cinematography.

Pain and Gain is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pain and Gain is 129 minutes long. Pain and Gain is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Mark Wahlberg as Daniel Lugo, Dwayne Johnson as Paul Doyle, Tony Shalhoub as Victor Kershaw, Ken Jeong as Johnny Wu, Anthony Mackie as Adrian Doorbal, Ed Harris as Ed Du Bois, and Bar Paly as Sorina Luminita.

Pain and Gain Quotes

Dwayne Johnson as Paul Doyle

• (Motel Clerk) "Why would you want to have your honeymoon here?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Oh, this place has a lot of fond memories for me. The very first time I bashed a man's skull in was here, and it was a mess. But that bat was aluminum. I've switched to wood. So you should get your ass out here right now or I'll bash your brains all over that wall with one f***ing swing."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "You said no violence."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God --"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "I can NOT kill."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Duly noted. Look, I promise when this is over, we'll all go camping, OK?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "OK --"

• (Dwayne Johnson) "Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities. Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts. One of them is knocking someone the f*** out."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things. That is so illegal."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "They got my toe. You can see the bone."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Hey, little buddy, you hungry?"

• (Dwayne Johnson) "There is life after death. Of that, I am sure. But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts, one of them is knocking someone the f*** out."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "You know why habit rhymes with rabbit? Because your life goes down a rabbit hole."

• (Dwayne Johnson) "We go through with this, nobody gets hurt right?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "No, man. We snatch him, we grab him, signs a few signature, we give him a protein shake. He dunnit even know what happened. I watched a lot of movies Paul, I know what I'm doing."

Anthony Mackie as Adrian Doorbal

• (Anthony Mackie) "There's some complex engineering in these things."

• (Anthony Mackie) "Hey, is that breast milk?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "What?"
• (Anthony Mackie) "Is that breast milk?"
• (Dwayne Johnson) "Why would that be breast milk?"
• (Anthony Mackie) "'Cause this is. Listen: You take this, you put it in there, and you got the real HGH. I'm talkin' about a steroid shake. I got this pregnant chick I buy it from; she real clean, too."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "No --"
• (Anthony Mackie) "No, no, no, for real, she just got her tests and everything. Oh, my; You ever suck a pregnant woman titty? Oh, my god, this so good. Come on, try some."
• (Anthony Mackie) "It'll make you great, man. You already big, but you could be bigGER. You know? I'm big; I'mma be swole, though. Walk sideways through doors. You want some? We can be titty brothers."
• (Anthony Mackie) "Yeah."
• (Dwayne Johnson) "I'm gonna go with "No." Excuse me."

Bar Paly as Sorina Luminita

• (Bar Paly) "A big music video director does not need these glasses that see in the dark."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "I don't want you going through my stuff. Okay? These are not toys."
• (Bar Paly) "Big director driving your p*****-ass Fiero with the Scooby-Doo seats."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "I need you to sit down right now and listen very carefully. You know where I've been all day?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "I've been at headquarters in Langley, Virginia. I haven't been truthful with you, and believe me, it hurts. You have got to understand my work. I'm in the CIA."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Now, good men have died to keep what I just told you a secret."
• (Bar Paly) "CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA? CIA, Daniel? That is so hot."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "No, no, no, no, no. It's better you hear it all. I mean, I've seen things, okay? Done things. One time in Hong Kong, I had to live for a week in a tree. No food, no bathroom, no nothing."
• (Bar Paly) "You poor, poor baby. I am so sorry."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Do you know, this is the real reason I approached you."
• (Bar Paly) "Me?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Yes. You think you can handle being an operative?"
• (Bar Paly) "Oh, my God, Daniel, yes. I'll do anything."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "You know my associate, Paul?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "The big guy?"
• (Bar Paly) "Yeah, the weird guy?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Yeah. You're gonna have to work close with him."
• (Bar Paly) "This is my adopted country. I'll die for it."
• (Bar Paly) "Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?"
• (Bar Paly) "And then maybe you have to spank her ass."
• (Bar Paly) "Yeah."
• (Bar Paly) "And calling her dirty, commie-sucking whore."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Whatever it takes."
• (Bar Paly) "Your dick is big babe."

• (Bar Paly) "Yes. f*** me harder."
• (Bar Paly) "Ah. The car."
• (Bar Paly) "My American dream was finally coming true."
• (Bar Paly) "f***. That was great."

Tony Shalhoub as Victor Kershaw

• (Tony Shalhoub) "What happens now?"
• (Ed Harris) "Now, I go to work."

• (Tony Shalhoub) "Give me my money back."

Mark Wahlberg as Daniel Lugo

• (Mark Wahlberg) "My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work --"

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Life's gonna give me another set. I know it will."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Don't eyeball me. I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me. I'll be your stepfather in about a week."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "If you're willing to do the work, you can have anything. That's what makes the U.S. of A great. When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. That's pretty rad."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "f***ing Chinese crap."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "In the end after reviewing our past performance, we could come to only one conclusion. We're so much better when we wing it."

Ken Jeong as Johnny Wu

• (Ken Jeong) "Get a Goal. Get a plan. And get up off your ass."

Ed Harris as Ed Du Bois

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