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Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid Quotes

Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gordon Carroll as producer, Bob Dylan in charge of musical score, and John Coquillon as head of cinematography.

Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is 106 minutes long. Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Harry Dean Stanton as Luke, Kris Kristofferson as Billy, James Coburn as Garrett, Chill Wills as Lemuel, Richard Jaeckel as Kip McKinney, James Coburn as Pat Garrett, Sam Peckinpah as Will, Slim Pickens as Sheriff Colin Baker, Jack Elam as Alamosa Bill, Gene Evans as Mr. Horrell, Matt Clark as Deputy Sheriff J.W. Bell, Jason Robards as Gov. Lew Wallace, R.G. Armstrong as Ollinger, Bob Dylan as Alias, Michael T. Mikler as Denver, and Donnie Fritts as Beaver.

Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid Quotes

R.G. Armstrong as Ollinger

  • (R.G. Armstrong) "On your knees."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Kiss my ass."
  • (R.G. Armstrong) "REPENT, you son of a bitch."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Sweet Jesus, I repent."
  • (R.G. Armstrong) "I sure wish you'd try, son. I got my shotgun full of 16 thin dimes. Enough to spread you out like a crazy woman's quilt."

Michael T. Mikler as Denver

  • (Michael T. Mikler) "What's your name, boy?"
  • (Bob Dylan) "Alias."
  • (Michael T. Mikler) "Alias what?"
  • (Bob Dylan) "Alias anything you please."
  • (Michael T. Mikler) "What do we call you?"
  • (Bob Dylan) "Alias."
  • (Donnie Fritts) "Hell, let's call him Alias."
  • (Bob Dylan) "That's what I'd do."
  • (Michael T. Mikler) "Alias it is."

Kris Kristofferson as Billy

  • (Kris Kristofferson) "I sure never figured on you taking on the badge."
  • (Jack Elam) "Didn't figure on it myself. I was just in town being sociable. Rode in from Seven Rivers to watch you hang. Garrett swore me in when you lit out."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Whatya takin' me in for?"
  • (James Coburn) "Which one was that?"
  • (Matt Clark) "Buckshot Roberts."
  • (James Coburn) "For the killing of Buckshot Roberts."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Hell, that was a year ago. I shot him straight up."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Come on in Pat, I'll warm ya breakfast."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "I guess he already had breakfast."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Keep change, Bob."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) ""There's a buck-sixty in old Bob if you can dig it out.""

Richard Jaeckel as Kip McKinney

  • (Richard Jaeckel) "Nah -- I ain't goin'."
  • (James Coburn) "You owe it to me."
  • (Richard Jaeckel) "I do? For what ?"
  • (James Coburn) "For not killing at over at rosewater, for gettin' you this job, and not seein' run you outta this territory, for pullin' you outta that snow drift up at Shamus, and for cold cockin' you over at Stillwater Saloon last fall, and savin' you from Rabbit Owens from bitin' off your ear, and from just puttin' up with you for a hell of a lot longer than I oughta --"
  • (Richard Jaeckel) "Yeah -- Well I hope they spell my name right in the paper."

James Coburn as Garrett

  • (James Coburn) "Won't some of you people get him up off the ground and into it?"
  • (James Coburn) "Who are you?"
  • (Bob Dylan) "That's a good question."
  • (James Coburn) "Lemuel."
  • (Chill Wills) "Yeah?"
  • (James Coburn) "You drag your fat ass over here so we can all see you."
  • (Chill Wills) "You're crazier than a mule-humpin' goat. Sitting there with all that law crammed inside of you just bustin' to get out. I wouldn't give a sweet jerk in hell if the Kid did lay you out."
  • (James Coburn) "Bob, what else do you believe in, besides God?"
  • (R.G. Armstrong) "Me."
  • (James Coburn) "Just like old Ollinger; has the minority opinion on everything."
  • (James Coburn) "Pull hard. They've been on a long time."
  • (James Coburn) "Why don't you take your money, shove it up your ass, and set fire to it?"
  • (Jason Robards) "Commendable notion, Sheriff."

Chill Wills as Lemuel

  • (Chill Wills) "You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that."
  • (Chill Wills) "Yo'ant yo'self a Wo-man? -- One come in there from Albuquerque around the cat house over -- name is Bertha -- 'got a ass on her like a forty dollar cow 'n' a tit; I'd like to see that thing filled full o' tequila. You know something? You can't beat that, can ya'?"

Harry Dean Stanton as Luke

  • (Harry Dean Stanton) "You'll just end up like all the other gringos; drinkin' tequila, s***tin' out chili peppers, & waitin' fer -- nothin'."

Slim Pickens as Sheriff Colin Baker

  • (Slim Pickens) "Understand you been ridin' for Chisum. I'd rather be on the outside of the law than packing a badge for that town of Lincoln and them that's a-runnin' it."
  • (James Coburn) "It's a job. Comes an age in a man's life when he don't wanna spend time figuring what comes next."

Jack Elam as Alamosa Bill

  • (Jack Elam) "I don't suppose there's any other way we could work this out? Nah. Well, let's get to it. Ten steps?"
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Suits me. You count 'em."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "You ain't thought of another way, have you?"
  • (Jack Elam) "No, I can't come up with nothing."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Get to it."

Gene Evans as Mr. Horrell

  • (Gene Evans) "Just got through putting up that new cottonwood door. Used the old one for my son John. He got into a shooting with Olin Carroll. He's buried out yonder there."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Horrell."
  • (Gene Evans) "John was a good hand. Couldn't shoot, though."

Sam Peckinpah as Will

  • (Sam Peckinpah) "When are you going to learn that you can't trust anybody, not even yourself?"

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