Patch Adams (film) Quotes

Patch Adams (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Patch Adams ended in 1970.

It features Mike Farrell as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Phedon Papamichael Jr. as head of cinematography.

Patch Adams (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Patch Adams (film) is 115 minutes long. Patch Adams (film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Harold Gould as Arthur Mendelson, Peter Coyote as Bill Davis, Philip Seymour Hoffman as Mitch Roman, Harry Groener as Dr. Prack, Monica Potter as Corinne Fisher, Irma P. Hall as Joletta, Richard Kiley as Dr. Titan, Daniel London as Truman, and Bob Gunton as Dean Walcott.

Patch Adams (film) Quotes

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Mitch Roman

• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Hi. Patch Adams."
• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Mitch Roman. Georgetown University. I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Mmm. Emerson Elementary. I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "This isn't a game to me. This isn't play time. This is serious business."

• (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "I don't like you."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Why don't you like me? You're a prick and I like you."

Harold Gould as Arthur Mendelson

• (Harold Gould) "You learn anything about proctology yet?"
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "A little."
• (Harold Gould) "Good, take care of this asshole for me, will you?"

• (Harold Gould) "See what no one else sees. See what everyone chooses not to see -- out of fear, conformity or laziness. See the whole world anew each day."

• (Harold Gould) "How many fingers do you see?"
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Four."
• (Harold Gould) "No no. Look beyond the fingers. Now tell me how many you see."

• (Harold Gould) "You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem."

Monica Potter as Corinne Fisher

• (Monica Potter) "When can I open my eyes?"
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "As soon as I open mine."

• (Monica Potter) "When I was a girl I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars; I envied them so much. No matter what they were before, no matter what happened to them, they could just hide away and turn into these beautiful creatures that could fly away completely untouched."

Richard Kiley as Dr. Titan

• (Hunter Patch Adams) "You don't understand, I'm leaving"
• (Richard Kiley) "Hunter, if you leave my records will say AMA, you left against medical advice."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "And Mine will say IDGARA, I don't give a rat's ass. And my name is Patch."

Bob Gunton as Dean Walcott

• (Bob Gunton) "Our job is to rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you and make you into something better. We're gonna make doctors out of you."

• (Bob Gunton) "-- you are not cut out to be a physician, and it is my responsibility --"
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Responsibility? You have one responsibility: to be a dickhead. How hard can that be? All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick, and it's attached to your neck."

Irma P. Hall as Joletta

• (Irma P. Hall) "Look here, Judy, another future boss."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that."
• (Irma P. Hall) "You may think I'm exaggerating, but in another five years you'll be so full of yourself you'll have to hang a cup out your ass just to catch the excess."

Daniel London as Truman

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Peter Coyote as Bill Davis

• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains, deceased, Demised, departed And defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God's way of saying, "Slow down.""
• (Peter Coyote) "To check out."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "To shuffle off this mortal coil."
• (Peter Coyote) "To head for the happy hunting ground."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "To blink for an exceptionally long period of time."
• (Peter Coyote) "To find oneself without breath."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "To be the incredible decaying man."
• (Peter Coyote) "Worm buffet."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Kick the bucket."
• (Peter Coyote) "Buy the farm."
• (Hunter Patch Adams) "Take the cab."
• (Peter Coyote) "Cash in your chips."

Harry Groener as Dr. Prack

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