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Paternity (House) Quotes

Paternity (House) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Paternity stopped airing in 1970.

It features "On Saturday Afternoons in 1963 (Years May Go By)" by Rickie Lee Jones in charge of musical score.

Paternity (House) Quotes

  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Listen, when we were taking his medical history, were you confused? Did you think we were looking for a genetic clue to his condition or did you think we were trying to ascertain who loves him the most in the whole, wide world?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "General Hospital is on channel 6."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Dan's brain's not showing channel 6 right now, only mush."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "And is there a paternity bet on the father of the patient?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "That doesn't sound like me."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Well it does, actually, but that doesn't mean you're guilty."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf. You know, I bet we have a doctor here named Wolf. How perfect would that be? I'm gonna page him."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe."
  • (John Funsten) "You've caused me considerable mental distress."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I certainly hope so."
  • (Dan's Father) "No concussions. It's gotta be something else."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "You hound me for my opinion and then you question my diagnosis. Cool."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-rider jeans are hot."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "When did my signature get so girly?"
  • (Dr. Allison Cameron) "I can explain."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Dr. Foreman. I assume you found the kid."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "He almost walked off the roof."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Suicidal?"
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "No, he thought he was on his lacrosse field. Look -- look, I was just gonna run home, shower, change --"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Conscious?"
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Yeah."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "How'd you talk him down?"
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Actually. Chase tackled him."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "How come YOU didn't do it?"
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Right, well, I am black, but he was closer."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "All natural, no dyes. That's a good business; all-natural children's toys. Those toy companies, they don't arbitrarily mark up their frogs. They don't lie about how much they spend on research and development. And the worst that a toy company can be accused of is making a really boring frog. Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit. You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get 'em in frog green, fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove 'em wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die then cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast. Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Yes, concerned parents can be so annoying."
  • (Dr. Eric Foreman) "He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Yeah, probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position."

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