Paul Blart: Mall Cop Quotes

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Paul Blart: Mall Cop stopped airing in 1970.

It features Adam Sandler as producer, Waddy Wachtel in charge of musical score, and Russ T. Alsobrook as head of cinematography.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Paul Blart: Mall Cop is 91 minutes long. Paul Blart: Mall Cop is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Kevin James as Paul Blart, Keir O'Donnell as Veck Sims, Raini Rodriguez as Maya Blart, Keir O'Donnell as Mom, Erick Avari as Vijay, Adam Ferrara as Sergeant Howard, Peter Gerety as Chief Brooks, and Adhir Kalyan as Pahud.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Quotes

Kevin James as Paul Blart

• (Kevin James) "No one wins with a headbutt."

• (Kevin James) "Yeah -- I don't drink."

• (Kevin James) "What are you trained to do? Nothing --"

• (Kevin James) "Safety never takes a holiday."

• (Kevin James) "Nobody knows this mall better than I do."

• (Kevin James) "If you remember one thing from today, it's this: the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster."

• (Kevin James) "Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with what I do best. That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall."

• (Kevin James) "This lemonade is insane."
• (Erick Avari) "That's because it's a Margarita, Paul."

Keir O'Donnell as Veck Sims

• (Keir O'Donnell) "It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea."

• (Keir O'Donnell) "When are you gonna give up, Blart?"
• (Kevin James) "How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"."

• (Keir O'Donnell) "I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out."

Adam Ferrara as Sergeant Howard

• (Adam Ferrara) "Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass."
• (Commander Kent) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. One thing I know is Paul Blart is not a badass."

• (Adam Ferrara) "You and what army?"
• (Peter Gerety) "What's wrong with that?"
• (Adam Ferrara) "He"
• (Adam Ferrara) "has an army."

Raini Rodriguez as Maya Blart

• (Raini Rodriguez) "Okay, next question. "Tell me about yourself.""
• (Kevin James) "Let's see. I know a lot about sharks."
• (Keir O'Donnell) "Let me stop you right there."

Adhir Kalyan as Pahud

• (Adhir Kalyan) "Peanut Blart and jelly. What, what, what's up, man?"

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