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Paulie Quotes

Paulie is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Paulie completed its run in 1970.

It features Mark Gordon as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Tony Pierce-Roberts as head of cinematography.

Paulie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Paulie is 94 minutes long. Paulie is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures.

The cast includes: Hallie Eisenberg as Paulie, Tony Shalhoub as Misha, Gena Rowlands as Ivy, Cheech Marin as Ignacio, Bruce Davison as Dr. Reingold, Hallie Eisenberg as Marie Alweather, Laura Harrington as Lila Alweather, Matt Craven as Warren Alweather, and Jerry Winsett as Lupe.

Paulie Quotes

Matt Craven as Warren Alweather

  • (Matt Craven) "I don't think she can tell the difference between fantasy and reality."
  • (Laura Harrington) "Come on."
  • (Matt Craven) "You know what she said? Are you ready for this? She said the bird told her the cat started it."
  • (Laura Harrington) "She said that to you?"
  • (Matt Craven) "Yeah."
  • (Laura Harrington) "She's five years old. It's her imaginary friend."
  • (Matt Craven) "I don't know. She doesn't have any other friends. She hasn't made any other attachments. I just -- I really think we should consider getting rid of the bird."

Hallie Eisenberg as Paulie

  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Paulie is helping me learn some new words."
  • (Matt Craven) "Birds don't teach."
  • (Unnamed) "What is this?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "It's a flash card, you idiot."
  • (Unnamed) "How do I score that?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Score this."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "There are things in life you put off, because you think you're gonna do them later. But the real thing Ivy taught me is you gotta live like there may not be a later."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "I'm a bird. I have a small brain, and it's about to explode."
  • (Unnamed) "Blueberries are blue. Are cranberries cran?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Are boysenberries boys or girls?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Can you tell me where I am?"
  • (Cheech Marin) "You can talk."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "They talk."
  • (Cheech Marin) "They can't talk. I say taco, they say taco"
  • (Parrots) "Taco, taco, taco"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "I have to find my friend."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "I really like you a lot."
  • (Jerry Winsett) "I really like you a lot."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Wow, I'm so glad you feel that way."
  • (Jerry Winsett) "Wow, I'm so glad you feel that way."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Are you listening?"
  • (Jerry Winsett) "Are you listening?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Or are you just repeating?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "I found a tree, and I spent the night. 'Cos I wanted to be there in the morning -- for the very first sunrise."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "It's a long story."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "I'm Russian. I like long stories."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "You want some?"
  • (Laura Harrington) "Just mix a little in there."
  • (Unnamed) "Paulie, how did you find me ?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Well, It's a long story."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "It's the only kind he knows."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "It all started with Marie."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "The one in the song?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Yeah, the one in the song."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Hit the brakes, ugly."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that's cute. You train the bird to insult your customers?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "No, I could tell you're ugly all by myself."

Tony Shalhoub as Misha

  • (Tony Shalhoub) "She would have books on her table and flowers in her hair."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Yeah, and lots of golden feathers."
  • (Unnamed) "The agency told you you had to pay for your own uniforms, right ?"
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "Yes, I to buy with money from job."
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, no. You can't start the job without a uniform."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "But how to buy when not been paid ?"
  • (Unnamed) "You don't have any money ?"
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "No. This is why I take job. To make money. This is why I come to America. To be a big shoot."
  • (Unnamed) "Shot. Big shot."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "I try not to live in past, only present tense since I come to America."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, but "big shoot" makes no sense."

Cheech Marin as Ignacio

  • (Cheech Marin) "Now you gotta walk the walk."

Bruce Davison as Dr. Reingold

  • (Bruce Davison) "Speak. Speak."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "No, please listen, Sir. Maybe if I explain better."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "You are lonely I think. I am lonely. In Russia, I was teacher of literature. In America, I'm cleaner of bird crap. I miss words, I miss my language. I just would like someone to talk to."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Join the club."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "What?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "I said join the club."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "So I'm not crazy. You CAN talk."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Of course I can talk."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "Then why are you not?"
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "Because talking just gets you into a lot of trouble."
  • (Tony Shalhoub) "Trouble? Why you say that?"

Gena Rowlands as Ivy

  • (Gena Rowlands) "Somebody has to teach this beautiful bird some manners. Might as well be me."
  • (Hallie Eisenberg) "What's wrong with my manners?"

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