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Pawnee Zoo Quotes

Pawnee Zoo is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Pawnee Zoo stopped airing in 1970.

Pawnee Zoo Quotes

  • (Ron Swanson) "Okay, here's the situation:"
  • (Leslie Knope) "Your parents went away on a week's vacation. They left the keys to the brand new Porsche. Would they mind? Umm, well, of course not."
  • (Leslie Knope) "I'll just take it for a little spin and maybe show it off to a couple of friends. I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood. Well, maybe I shouldn't. Yeah, of course I should. Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot. I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block. That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking. I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking."
  • (Leslie Knope) "The sun roof was open, the music was high. And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh. She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far. I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car. I can't believe it, I just made a mistake. Well, parents are the same no matter time nor place. So to you all the kids all across the land. Take it from me, parents just don't understand."
  • (Leslie Knope) "Thank you, thank you. Just a little something I know. So what's up?"
  • (Ron Swanson) "Uh, someone is on fire in Ramset Park. They need you to get down there right away."
  • (Leslie Knope) "Oh my God --"
  • (April Ludgate) "She's Leslie Knope and she wants to recruit you."
  • (April Ludgate) "Leslie."
  • (Leslie Knope) "Hey."
  • (April Ludgate) "Hey. This is my boyfriend Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend Ben."
  • (Derek) "Hi."
  • (Leslie Knope) "Hey. Oh. Wait, sorry. What's the situation?"
  • (April Ludgate) "What do you mean?"
  • (Leslie Knope) "How does this work?"
  • (April Ludgate) "Derek is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Ben and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben."
  • (Derek) "It's not that complicated."
  • (Ben) "No."
  • (Leslie Knope) "Oh. Yeah. Sure."
  • (Leslie Knope) "The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it."
  • (Donna Meagle) "Hey. Why are you all dolled up?"
  • (Leslie Knope) "Oh, it's a long story. I'm the guest of honor at this gay bar tonight. I guess gay men are starting to like me. I dunno, I guess they think I'm fabulous or something."
  • (Donna Meagle) "Well, you look good, girl. You gonn' turn somebody tonight."
  • (Leslie Knope) "That was, hands down, the best interaction I've ever had with Donna."

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