PCU (film) Quotes

PCU (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . PCU ended in 1970.

It features Paul Schiff as producer, Steve Vai in charge of musical score, and Reynaldo Villalobos as head of cinematography.

PCU (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of PCU (film) is 79 minutes long. PCU (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jeremy Piven as Droz, Jessica Walter as President Garcia-Thompson, David Spade as Rand, Gale Mayron as Cecilia, Alex Désert as Mullaney, Megan Ward as Katy, Viveka Davis as Womynist #2, Sarah Trigger as Samantha, Viveka Davis as Womynist #1, Thomas Mitchell as Bantam, Chris Young as Tom, Jon Favreau as Gutter, Becky Thyre as Moonbeam, Matt Ross as Raji, Stivi Paskoski as Deeje, Kevin Thigpen as Afrocentrist, and Jody Racicot as Pigman.

PCU (film) Quotes

Jody Racicot as Pigman

• (Jody Racicot) ""A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man. This is my closing argument. I CAN STOP WATCHING TV."

• (Jody Racicot) "Pins and needles."
• (Jody Racicot) "Pins and needles."

Jeremy Piven as Droz

• (Jeremy Piven) "Want some advice?"
• (Chris Young) "Well, yeah."
• (Jeremy Piven) "Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?"
• (Chris Young) "Uh, no."
• (Jeremy Piven) "Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day."

• (Jeremy Piven) "Frog And Toad Are Friends, that's with the guy from The Clash, right?"
• (Jon Favreau) "The --"
• (Jeremy Piven) "The Clash. I don't know if you're aware of this, Gutter, but there actually was music recorded before 1989."

• (Jeremy Piven) "You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war."

• (Jeremy Piven) "Go to sleep. Why won't you just go to sleep."

• (Jeremy Piven) "What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

• (Jeremy Piven) "These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it for about a week."

• (Jeremy Piven) "Hi, is Sam in there?"
• (Viveka Davis) ""In there"? What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
• (Viveka Davis) "Yeah, cock-man-oppressor."
• (Jeremy Piven) "Why, thank you. Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by."

• (Jeremy Piven) "All right right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?"

• (Jeremy Piven) "What's your major?"
• (Sanskrit Major) "Sanskrit."
• (Jeremy Piven) "Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5000 year-old dead language?"
• (Sanskrit Major) "Yeah."

• (Jeremy Piven) "Well, you call those useless, yerk-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late."

• (Jeremy Piven) "What's your major?"
• (Sanskrit Major) "Sanskrit."
• (Jeremy Piven) "Sanskrit? You are majoring in a 5000 year old dead language?"
• (Sanskrit Major) "Yeah."
• (Jeremy Piven) "Latin, best I can do."

• (Jeremy Piven) "Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window. That's not a protest. That is cry for help. They're begging us --"
• (Jeremy Piven) "Please have a party. Feed us drinks."
• (Jeremy Piven) "Get us laid. Aahhhhhh."

• (Jeremy Piven) "We need kegs. Multiple, cold and domestic."

Viveka Davis as Womynist #1

• (Viveka Davis) "Stop the penis party."

• (Viveka Davis) ""Mr. Pokey"? What the hell is that?"
• (Viveka Davis) "I think he was referring to his, ahh, phallus."
• (Viveka Davis) "You participated in a phallus-naming?"

• (Viveka Davis) "You dated a white male?"
• (Sarah Trigger) "I was a freshman."
• (Viveka Davis) "Freshperson, please."

Jessica Walter as President Garcia-Thompson

• (Jessica Walter) "Well I think Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is: who goes? The math department or the hockey team? I think the hockey team. Think about it."

• (Jessica Walter) "So this is the sewer where you persons breed your anti-community crimes."

Megan Ward as Katy

• (Megan Ward) "Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: Tonight, at the Pit, "Everyone Gets Laid.""
• (Jeremy Piven) "It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it."

• (Megan Ward) "What about Naugahyde Windpipe?"
• (Gale Mayron) "Too metal."
• (Matt Ross) "Oedipus and the Mama's Boys."
• (Gale Mayron) "Too college radio."
• (Stivi Paskoski) "My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long."
• (Gale Mayron) "Interesting, but It doesn't really sound like a band name."

Sarah Trigger as Samantha

• (Sarah Trigger) "Hey not bad, The Naked Guy showed."
• (Jeremy Piven) "All right, The Naked Guy. Excellent Butt. Now it's a party."

Thomas Mitchell as Bantam

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Becky Thyre as Moonbeam

• (Becky Thyre) "MEAT TOSSER."

Chris Young as Tom

• (Chris Young) "What's he doin?"
• (Jeremy Piven) "He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV."
• (Chris Young) "That's his thesis?"
• (Jeremy Piven) "Yes. That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy. You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bulls***."

David Spade as Rand

• (David Spade) "Everyone, I have some good news. First of all --"
• (David Spade) "You're an idiot, don't you ever make me wait outside the door again."

Kevin Thigpen as Afrocentrist

• (Kevin Thigpen) "-- and the walls are painted white, and the chalk is white, and the copy machine paper is white. This, my friends, is a white devil's conspiracy."

Jon Favreau as Gutter

• (Old Woman) "Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?"
• (Jon Favreau) "What?"
• (Old Woman) "Can you blow me where the pampers is?"
• (Jon Favreau) "What?"
• (Old Woman) "Can you show me where the campus is?"

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