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Personal Services Quotes

Personal Services is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Personal Services ended its run in 1970.

It features Tim Bevan as producer, John Du Prez in charge of musical score, and Roger Deakins as head of cinematography.

Personal Services is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Personal Services is 105 minutes long. Personal Services is distributed by Vestron Pictures.

The cast includes: Julie Walters as Christine Painter, Alec McCowen as Morten, and Tim Woodward as Timms.

Personal Services Quotes

Julie Walters as Christine Painter

  • (Unnamed) "We're looking to make several charges; including possessing obscene articles for gain, selling liquor without a licence, running a disorderly house and keeping a brothel."
  • (Julie Walters) "I just perform a service."
  • (Tim Woodward) "You will go down for this."
  • (Julie Walters) "I only go down for a price, dear, and I doubt if you could afford it."
  • (Julie Walters) "It's just like a Tupperware party, really. But I sell sex instead of plastic containers. If the wives were willing, I'd be out of a job, wouldn't I? But they go off sex; they'd rather sell Tupperware, ha-bloody-ha. Sex soon goes out of a marriage. I'm a bit old-fashioned, really; I believe in marriage. Men are animals, sexually. They don't talk a bit of sense till you've got them de-spunked. Women are more affectionate. They like a bit of affection. Though I've met a few horny buggers in my time. The wife wants a three-piece-suite. If she gave the man sex, he might be more inclined to come across with the three-piece-suite. It may not be a fashionable thing to say, but once you've got him de-spunked, and he's sitting there thinking he's all wonderful; done you a good turn, given you a pair of soggy knickers; in the afterglow of his glory he's more inclined to come across with the Draylon three-piece, don't you think?"
  • (Unnamed) "You could well be right, love, I dunno. Personally, I've been married for twenty years and we still go at it like rabbits."

Alec McCowen as Morten

  • (Alec McCowen) "I am retired officer of the RAF, twice decorated. I flew two hundred and seven missions over occupied territory; in bra and panties."
  • (Policeman) "You're a disgrace."
  • (Alec McCowen) "This is no way to treat a lady."

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