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Petergeist Quotes

Petergeist is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Petergeist completed its run in 1970.

Petergeist Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Mommy?"
  • (Unnamed) "Stewie? Where are you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Look behind you, you stupid cow."
  • (Unnamed) "A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ghostbusters, Tom."
  • (Unnamed) "No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said."
  • (Unnamed) "Stewie, if you can hear me, head for Meg's butt."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you lost your mind?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wait a minute, where's Meg?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't see her."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I kinda thought you guys would attend to that."
  • (Unnamed) "Peter, you got to go back and get her."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah, right, like I'm going back for Meg."
  • (Unnamed) "Peter."
  • (Unnamed) "Lois, damn it, we both agreed, remember? If we could only save two, we leave Meg."
  • (Unnamed) "I know, but --"
  • (Unnamed) "YOU BASTARD. HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME IN THERE?"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, see? It resolved itself."
  • (Home Supply Employee) "Can I help you?"
  • (Unnamed) "yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite."
  • (Home Supply Employee) "well I'll take you to our one up-man-ship aisle"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you sure Stewie can find his away out?"
  • (Unnamed) "We just gotta be patient Lois. Like waitin' on the results of a blood test. A REAL IMPORTANT blood test."
  • (Unnamed) "Will I ever see my baby brother again?"
  • (Unnamed) "Only if he can find his way into the light, Chris. For some people it's easier than others. Some people just get lost on the way to the light. They're walkin' along, they stop and say "Ooh, is that a new restaurant? That place must have just opened up cuz I remember there was another place there a few weeks ago." I went in there once and there was a guy with a hair lip eatin' soup; and I was like ewww. It wasn't the restaurant's fault, I know, but I still never went back there. I mean I guess there's only like a 1 in 50 chance of me gettin' the same spoon that he had. But I still don't like them odds."

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