Phil on Wire Quotes

Phil on Wire is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Phil on Wire completed its run in 1970.

Phil on Wire Quotes

• (Claire Dunphy) "Are those jazz dancing shoes?"
• (Phil Dunphy) "Tightrope walking shoes. Got them on sale, only used once."
• (Claire Dunphy) "That's not a ringing endorsement."

• (Luke Dunphy) "You can do it, dad. You're making the impossible unimpossible."

• (Phil Dunphy) "Everyone throws up at school once in a while. If I had a nickel for every time I threw up in class, you know how much money I would have?"
• (Luke Dunphy) "Thirty-five cents."
• (Phil Dunphy) "That's right."

• (Haley Dunphy) "Everything I touch turns to detention."

• (Haley Dunphy) "Hey, what'd you get for number three?"
• (Alex Dunphy) "You're not going to learn if I just give you answers."
• (Haley Dunphy) "Well, what if I gave you something in return?"
• (Alex Dunphy) "Like what?"
• (Haley Dunphy) "You can talk to me in class."
• (Alex Dunphy) "I want lunch at the cool table."
• (Haley Dunphy) "Then I want all the answers."
• (Alex Dunphy) "Then I want a week at the table."
• (Haley Dunphy) "That'll cost you two pop quizzes."
• (Alex Dunphy) "A month."
• (Haley Dunphy) "The midterm."
• (Alex Dunphy) "Deal."

• (Haley Dunphy) "Her hand's in the air, like, every five seconds, and she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework. The class loved that. Do you know how embarrassed I was?"
• (Alex Dunphy) "Not as embarrassed as I was when she said eight was a prime number."

• (Haley Dunphy) "Mom, don't do it. She'll be in the same class as I am. Why are you even taking second year math?"
• (Alex Dunphy) "You're a senior. Why are you still in second year math?"
• (Haley Dunphy) "Not still, again."

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