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Phone Booth (film) Quotes

Phone Booth (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Phone Booth ended in 1970.

It features Gil Netter as producer, Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Matthew Libatique as head of cinematography.

Phone Booth (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Phone Booth (film) is 81 minutes long. Phone Booth (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Kiefer Sutherland as The Caller, Colin Farrell as Stu, Paula Jai Parker as Felicia, Radha Mitchell as Kelly Shepard, Katie Holmes as Pamela McFadden, and Ben Foster as Big Q.

Phone Booth (film) Quotes

Kiefer Sutherland as The Caller

  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "You know where I am, and you have a gun. If you have it in you, you can take me down."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Do you see the tourists with their video cameras, hoping the cops will shoot you so they can sell the tape to Goriest Police Shoot-outs?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Deception can't go unrewarded."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Come on, Stu. Don't you get the game yet?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Nice shoes. Italian. You hung up, Stu. I didn't even have a chance to say goodbye. I feel bad about the pizza guy. But I couldn't miss seeing you and Kelly reunited. You don't have to thank me, nobody ever does. I just hope your newfound honesty lasts. Because if it doesn't, you'll be hearing from me."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Help. Help, help. Help."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Doesn't it?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Stu, don't do this. Please, come on. My sainted mother used to do this. She used to dish this out -- Stu, please don't this. Stu, you're bringing back my unhappy childhood. Stu, talk to me, please. Talk to me. I can't take it Stu -- Ahh."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I'm kidding. I had a very happy childhood."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "You're in this position because you're not telling the truth."
  • (Colin Farrell) "No, I'm in this f***ing position because YOU HAVE A GUN."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Come on Stu. You're a selfish guy. Just pick one of them and save yourself."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "TV seems to bring out the worst in people."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "There are rounds left in it."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I totally couldn't give a s***."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "This is exciting. You get to choose between them. Kelly. Pam. BAM BAM."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Looks like someone watches the news"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Who?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "The motel."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Say it."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "What if I told you I was just above the theatre four floors up? See the pink curtains? There you go Stuart yes -- Yoohoo -- Yoohoo."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Why did you do that?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Because it's fun."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone call a women everyday from a phone booth."
  • (Katie Holmes) "He said it was quiet."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Pam, that's just stupid."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I have no use for you Stu."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Look at these guys. You can smell the fear."
  • (Colin Farrell) "10 cops."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "This reminds me of 'nam."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Vietnam?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Yes, Vietnam."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I was too young to go, but I've seen pictures."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Well, pictures can't do it, Stu. You can't imagine the fear, the stench, pigs eating napalm-charred bodies. Children leaving grenades in your boots."
  • (Colin Farrell) "A-and then you got blamed for the war."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I came home and people spat on me."
  • (Colin Farrell) "This countr; this country owes you an apology. Look, I just had this vision of you coming back from the war, you know. Inured to the killing, not able to get work, isolated. I think that could be made into a pretty affecting story and one that, you know, everyone understands. And I think cops --"
  • (Colin Farrell) "I think they're on the side of vets."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "You are pathetic, Stu. Why don't you wake up? "Napalm-charred bodies"? I'd have to be 50 to be in that war."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Hi Stu. Now,you've had your little tantrum, and you've said some things in anger that I am willing to forget. Let's start over."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "And I wanted to f*** her."
  • (Colin Farrell) "And I wanted to sleep with her."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "No, and I wanted to f*** her. Say it. SAY IT."
  • (Colin Farrell) "And I wanted to f*** her. I'm sorry."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "Whatever you did, I don't care."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "Please just -- come out of the booth, OK?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "That's all I did. That's all I did, I'm sorry."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Alright, I've done what you asked. That's it. I've had enough of this game."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I haven't."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You said you'd let us go."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I changed my mind."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You miserable f***. You can't do this -- you can't do this to me. I took all your s*** -- I did everything you f***ing asked."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Alright, you lied to me. I've had enough of this game. I've f***ing had enough. You go f*** yourself. Later."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "The odds are even now Stu. Isn't that what you wanted? You know where I am and you have a gun. If you have it in you, you can take me down."
  • (Colin Farrell) "f***. They'll kill me before I can get a shot at you."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Ah you're probably right. I wasn't really there anyway. You would've just spoiled some nice lady's curtains."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "If this is true Stuart, then I have to take somebody with me don't I? And since Kelly is the most important thing in your life, I'll take her."
  • (Colin Farrell) "No, take me. Take me. I'm the one you want."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "You are going to learn to obey me."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Well, there is someone I'd like you to call."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Name it."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I don't know what you're talking about pal."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work."
  • (Colin Farrell) "No."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Then I guess I'll have to do it."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Look don't."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Yer f***ing kiddin'."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Stu, I never kid."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Oh then what do you call it?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home. Do you hear what I'm saying?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Oh f*** you."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "It's not in your best interest to disconnect me --"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Stu, you just gave that man $10 to walk away and saved his life. You have human emotions after all."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Get this man a seat on Oprah."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I think she needs a new headshot."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I offered him money. I offered him my watch."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "This guy is getting on my nerves."

Radha Mitchell as Kelly Shepard

  • (Unnamed) "Who's your lawyer?"
  • (Radha Mitchell) "We don't have a lawyer."
  • (Unnamed) "He specifically asked that his attorney be brought down here to negotiate his surrender."
  • (Radha Mitchell) "Well, we never needed one."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you need a good one now."

Colin Farrell as Stu

  • (Colin Farrell) "You're not going to let us go. I know a thing or two about lies, and I know a thing or two about liars."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Then why the confession?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "I didn't do it for you."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Stop f***ing with my head."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me. Adam, if you're watching, don't be a publicist. You're too good for it. I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be f***in' president. I wear all this Italian s*** because underneath I still feel like the Bronx. I think I need these clothes and this watch. My Two thousand dollar watch is a fake and so am I. I've neglected the things I should have valued most. I valued this s***. I take off my wedding ring to call Pam. Kelly, that's Pam. Don't blame her. I never told her I was married. And if I did she, she would have told me to go home. Kelly, looking at you now, I'm ashamed of myself. Allright? I mean, work so hard on this image, on Stu Shepherd, the asshole who refers to himself in the third person that I only proved I should be alone. I have just been dressing up as something I'm not for so long, I'm so afraid no one will like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh and blood and weakness, and uh and I love you so f***ing much. And, um, I take off this ring because it only reminds me of how I've failed you, and I don't, don't want to give you up. I want to make things better, but it may not be my choice anymore. You deserve better."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You shoot the guy, and I'm responsible?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "It looked that way from up here."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I don't know what I did to you, but whatever it was I'm glad. Alright, I wish it had been worse, I wish you had f***ing died."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Yes. Finally some honesty."
  • (Colin Farrell) "GET HER OUTTA HERE."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I never did anything for someone who couldn't do something for me."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Look I got issues I can't talk about."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Yeah, lethal issues. Tell him to stay back."
  • (Colin Farrell) "The first step to being noticed is being mentioned."
  • (Colin Farrell) "What are you gunna do about it up in your f***ing high window with your god**** binoculars?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "You shoot a gun here there'll be pandemonium, cops will be swarming all over the block"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Think so? Let's see. One --"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Two. That won't help you. Three."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Oh Stu, look at everybody -- Look at all the people yelling, Stu, here come the cops, sniper on the roof. Gunfire. Hit the deck."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Where? Where are you?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "There are hundred of windows out there. Why don't you check them out?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Get the f*** outta here before I call Hillary and have you deported to New Jersey."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Stop this. I can't take this anymore."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I've been something I'm not for so long, and I'm scared you won't like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh, blood, and weakness --"
  • (Colin Farrell) "So you're an actor?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Yes, one of your pathetic failed ones. You don't have to come find me and ruin me I can't get work as it is. I've done some off-Broadway some off-Manhattan but that dried up. Now I wait tables, clean toilets, anything I can to make the rent. I'm a walking cliché."
  • (Unnamed) "'Scuse me."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I'm tryna make a call here."
  • (Unnamed) "This is for you. Half pepperoni, Half mushroom, Extra crisp."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You ever heard of delivering a Pizza to a f***ing Phone Booth? I don't think so."
  • (Unnamed) "Gentleman occupying Phone Booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th."
  • (Colin Farrell) "It's a mistake."
  • (Unnamed) "What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the Pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?"
  • (Unnamed) "But, they always --"
  • (Colin Farrell) "GET OFF THE f***ING PIZZA ALRIGHT?"
  • (Unnamed) "That language is uncalled for."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Holy s***. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. f*** OFF. Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Stay the f*** out of this"
  • (Unnamed) "Who do you keep talking to on the phone?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Nobody"
  • (Unnamed) "Your ah -- your friend, your parent, your lover? Who?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Careful, Stuart. Careful."
  • (Colin Farrell) "My psychiatrist."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Excellent. I should have thought of that."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I already told you this is a private conversation. Now, what the f*** do you want?"
  • (Unnamed) "I just want you to know, that it's safe outside the booth."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "No, it's not."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Always get out of the booth. I like in the f***ing booth. It's my whole world now, this is my booth and I'm not coming out ever. You hear me? Never."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I'm on my knees beggin' you not to kill me."
  • (Colin Farrell) "My two-thousand dollar watch is a fake, and so am I."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You can see me right now?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Uh-huh."
  • (Colin Farrell) "What am I doing?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "You're scratching your ear. Now you're brushing your hair back."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "That isn't very nice, Stu."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Did you call me Stu? Who's Stu? I don't know any Stu."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Why, do you prefer Stuart?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "So you'd just whack me for no particular reason?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Oh, I've got plenty of reasons. And you keep giving me more."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Don't you dare f***ing hurt her."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "Don't I dare?"

Paula Jai Parker as Felicia

  • (Paula Jai Parker) "He gonna kick yo' aa-ass -- he gonna kick yo' aa-ass --"
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "You better get out of there before he come back and kick yo' ass."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "Goddammit, man. You gone made me hurt my dick hand."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Ooooh. I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Go away."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "I'll be back, bitch."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "Get out of my way."
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I was worried for you there, Stu. I thought she was going to poke an eye out with that -- that hand."

Katie Holmes as Pamela McFadden

  • (Katie Holmes) "Hi, who's this?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "It's a good friend of Stu's. And he hasn't got many."
  • (Katie Holmes) "You know Stu?"
  • (Kiefer Sutherland) "I know he lies."

Ben Foster as Big Q

  • (Ben Foster) "Voodoo on you-do, motherf***er, from Big Q to Big Stu."

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