Pilot (Arrested Development) Quotes

Pilot (Arrested Development) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Pilot ended in 1970.

Pilot (Arrested Development) Quotes

• (Lucille Bluth) "Look what they've done, Michael. Look what the homosexuals have done to me."
• (Michael Bluth) "You can't just comb that out and reset it?"

• (George Sr.) "It's the Securities and Exchange Commission."
• (Byron "Buster" Bluth) "They have boats?"

• (George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth) "Are those police boats?"

• (Michael Bluth) "So this is the magic trick, huh?"
• (George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth) "Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money --"
• (George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth) "-- or cocaine."

• (Michael Bluth) "Get rid of the Seaward."
• (Lucille Bluth) "I'll leave when I'm good and ready."

• (Tobias Fünke) "Somebody is a Rude Gus. That's all."

• (Lindsay Funke) "You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor."
• (Lucille Bluth) "And I'm putting Buster in charge."
• (Michael Bluth) "Buster? You mean, the one who thought the blue on the map was land?"

• (Unnamed) "How are you?"
• (Gob) "Incredible. I'm having an incredible year."

• (Narrator) "Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest. So he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation."
• (Michael) "I quit."
• (George Sr.) "Probably a good career move."

• (George Michael Bluth) "Uncle Gob? Uncle Gob?"
• (Gob) "Give me a dollar, no. the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind. Some say wealth is an illusion, well let's just see. For one moment it's here and the next -- Monopoly. You don't have it do you?"
• (George Michael Bluth) "I think I might."
• (Gob) "Thats good cause alot of the pieces are missing. Ah, to play monopoly with my family again. I'd give anything to be eight."
• (George Michael Bluth) "I'm thirteen."
• (Gob) "Nah, I wasn't crazy about thirteen. The acne, the self-consciousness, the erections. You okay?"
• (George Michael Bluth) "Yeah, I'm good"
• (Gob) "Hey. there's the man I came to see."
• (George Michael Bluth) "Uh, Uncle Gob where's the twenty?"
• (Gob) "Hey. a magician never reveals his secrets, that's what I started the whole alliance about."
• (George Michael Bluth) "I don't need the secret I just need the --"
• (Gob) "What you need to know --"
• (Gob) "Is that it's magic."
• (George Michael Bluth) "Wow -- It's so much like stealing."

• (Michael) "But starting tomorrow there is going to be a new boss in town. You are all going to feel the effects as -- BUSTER."
• (Michael) "You cant do that on the balcony, buddy?"

• (George Sr.) "I have the worst f***ing attorneys."

• (George Michael Bluth) "Well I'd rather live like this than be like my aunts and uncles whose eyes have never stung from the sweet sweat of a hard days work."
• (Michael) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, where you getting all that?"
• (George Michael Bluth) "From you, you say it every couple of years when they come out to visit."
• (Michael) "Well you're right, they are spoiled."

• (George Sr.) "They cannot arrested a husband and wife for the same crime."
• (Michael) "Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad."
• (George Sr.) "Really?"
• (George Sr.) "I got the worst f***ing attorneys."

• (Narrator) "So, why is Michael so happy? Because he's decided to never speak to these people again."

• (George Michael Bluth) "Ten cents gets ya nuts."

• (Narrator) "Then, Tobias, mistaking a group of garishly-clad men for pirates, boarded a van filled with homosexuals."

• (Narrator) "On the next "Arrested Development", Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of prison."
• (Michael) "You LOVE IT here?"
• (George Sr.) "I'm having the time of my life. Hey, T-Bone."

• (Lucille Bluth) "We need Michael."
• (George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth) "We need ice."
• (Byron "Buster" Bluth) "Michael. We need Michael."

• (Mae 'Maebe' Funke) "Excuse me. I bought one of your frozen bananas and when I bit into it, I found this."
• (George Michael Bluth) "That looks like a foot."
• (Mae 'Maebe' Funke) "It tasted like a foot. Which I really didn't mind except I believe I asked for no nuts."

• (Gob) "You know, I sorta thought my contribution -- could be a magic show."
• (Michael) "Hey, that's great. That's perfect, Gob. Oh, wait, I just remembered, Dad's retiring, not turning six."

• (Lindsay Funke) "Mother, not all homosexuals are flamboyant -- and -- oh my god, I have the exact same blouse."
• (Lucille Bluth) "I like it better on him."

• (Unnamed) "It was really only your brother we were interested in. I mean, you don't even have any references."
• (George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth) "Is that enough of a reference for you?"
• (Unnamed) "Even a letter of recommendation? Something like that."

• (Unnamed) "It's come down to the two of ya, and -- I'll be honest. I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician."
• (Gob) "Well -- give 'em a helluva show, champ."
• (Unnamed) "off, traitor."

• (Tobias Fünke) "Hello, my name is Dr. Tobias Funke. I graduated with honors from Boston College and I did my post-graduate in psycho-linguistics at MIT. And this is "You're A Bad, Bad, Man" from "Annie Get Your Gun.""

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