Pilot (Bones) Quotes

Pilot (Bones) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Pilot completed its run in 1970.

Pilot (Bones) Quotes

• (Angela Montenegro) "Excuse me. Uh, you have a computer glitch at the arrivals board."
• (Angela Montenegro) "Hello. Sir, excuse me. Yoo-hoo."
• (Angela Montenegro) "Great."
• (Angela Montenegro) "Yeah. Hi. The flight from Guatemala."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Tell me you tried "excuse me" first."

• (Dr. Daniel Goodman) "Dr. Brennan, are you playing me?"
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "You know I'm no good at that."
• (Dr. Daniel Goodman) "Hmmm. Thus far. But you have a disturbingly steep learning curve."

• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "What do you want, to spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "I don't know what that means"

• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "FISH."

• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "What, exactly, am I supposed to be squinting at?"
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "It's like pornography; you'll know when you see it."

• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "When the FBI gets stuck, we call in the squints."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Squints?"
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "You know, you squint at things."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Oh, you mean people with high IQ's and basic reasoning skill?"
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "Yeah."

• (Bennett Gibson) "Most people in this situation, what they do is, they sweat it."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Guatemala. Genocide. How are you scary after that?"

• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery --"
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It's -- a cemetery."

• (Angela Montenegro) "Glug, glug, woohoo."

• (Dr. Daniel Goodman) "Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy."

• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "I find you very condescending"
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who has to mention that she's got a doctorate every 5 minutes"
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "I am the one with the doctorate"

• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "That guy bleeds to death, Bones will go on trial for attempted murder. You don't want that, now, do you?"
• (Oliver Laurier) "I wouldn't want that."
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "No. Besides, you know, uh, applying pressure that can be very painful."

• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "What's it going to take?"
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Full participation in the case."
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "Fine."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Not just lab work. Everything."
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "What? You want me to spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "I don't know what that means."

• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Don't call me Bones."

• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "You expect me, a federal agent, to declare war on a United States senator based on your little holographic crystal ball?"
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence."

• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "What are you trying to do?"
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Blackmail you."
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "Blackmail a federal agent."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Yes."
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "I don't like it."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to."
• (Special Agent Seeley Booth) "Fine. You're in."

• (Dr. Jack Hodgins) "In a nutshell; anxious, depressed and nauseous."
• (Dr. Temperance Brennan) "Take a sick day."
• (Dr. Jack Hodgins) "Not me, Cleo Eller --"

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