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Pilot (The Office) Quotes

Pilot (The Office) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Pilot completed its run in 1970.

Pilot (The Office) Quotes

  • (Todd Packer) "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think it's going to be me -- It'll probably be me --"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, it'll be you."
  • (Unnamed) "You've been X'd punk."
  • (Unnamed) "If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt? Which is mixed berry."
  • (Unnamed) "Jim said mixed berries? Oh wow -- Yeah, he's on to me."

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