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Pink Flamingos Quotes

Pink Flamingos is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Pink Flamingos ended in 1970.

It features John Waters as producer, and John Waters as head of cinematography.

Pink Flamingos is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pink Flamingos is 92 minutes, 1997 re-release:, and 107 minutes long. Pink Flamingos is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Divine as Babs Johnson, Divine as Divine, Danny Mills as Crackers, Mink Stole as Connie Marble, David Lochary as Raymond Marble, Mary Vivian Pearce as Cotton, John Waters as Mr. J, Paul Swift as The Egg Man, Susan Walsh as Suzie, Channing Wilroy as Channing, Cookie Mueller as Cookie, and Linda Olgierson as Linda.

Pink Flamingos Quotes

Divine as Babs Johnson

  • (Divine) "Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
  • (Danny Mills) "Sure mama, I wouldn't s*** ya."
  • (Mr. Vader) "Do you believe in God?"
  • (Divine) "I AM GOD."
  • (Divine) "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie."
  • (Divine) "Now we must outfilth the asshole or assholes that sent us this, and then they must die."
  • (Edie, the Egg Lady) "The Egg Man didn't do it, Babs. I KNOW the Egg Man didn't do it."
  • (Divine) "Oh, I don't think he did it either, mother, now shut up and let me think, WILL YOU?"
  • (Divine) "I'll have to change my appearance. I think I'll dye my hair another color and start dressing like a dyke."
  • (Mary Vivian Pearce) "Me too. I'll get a crew cut."
  • (Divine) "I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love."
  • (Divine) "Oh my God, what a horrible photograph. My first wanted poster and I look just awful."
  • (Divine) "Oh my God Almighty. Someone has sent me a bowel movement."
  • (Divine) "This is where they eat, Crackers."
  • (Divine) "Kill everyone now. Condone first degree murder. Advocate cannibalism. Eat s***. Filth is my politics. Filth is my life."

Paul Swift as The Egg Man

  • (Paul Swift) "I am your eggman, and there ain't a better one in town."

Mary Vivian Pearce as Cotton

  • (Mary Vivian Pearce) "Let's move to Boise, I always wanted to go there."
  • (Divine) "Boise, Cotton? Why, that might not be a bad place."
  • (Danny Mills) "Were you ever there?"
  • (Mary Vivian Pearce) "Only once, we robbed a transit bus there, remember?"
  • (Divine) "I remember, the number 42."
  • (Mary Vivian Pearce) "Mmmm, Babs, smells delicious."
  • (Divine) "Thanks, Cotton, it should. I warmed it up downtown today, in my own little oven."
  • (Nat Curzan from "The Tattler") "And Cotton -- I notice a smile on your lips. Does murder make you happy?"
  • (Mary Vivian Pearce) "Murder merely relieves tension, Mr. Curzan. For murder to bring happiness, one must already be happy and I am- completely at peace with myself, totally happy."

Mink Stole as Connie Marble

  • (Mink Stole) "Nothing but these f***ing jerk-off hippies on the road today. Oh, where are their little pig girlfriends. God, I just get so tired, driving around; driving around."
  • (Channing Wilroy) "Here's one up ahead"
  • (Mink Stole) "PULL OVER."
  • (David Lochary) "Ooh, yeah she looks real good"
  • (Mink Stole) "and she'll do just fine"
  • (Linda Olgierson) "thanks"
  • (Linda Olgierson) "Hi, wow, where'd you get this beautiful car?"
  • (David Lochary) "At a car dealer, where did you think?"
  • (Mink Stole) "Where are you going?"
  • (Linda Olgierson) "Oh, just downtown, anywhere near Howard Street"
  • (Mink Stole) "Oh, meeting someone?"
  • (Linda Olgierson) "Yeah"
  • (Mink Stole) "WHO?"
  • (Linda Olgierson) "My boyfriend and a couple of other guys, why?"
  • (David Lochary) "Going to a gang bang or something?"
  • (Linda Olgierson) "What. Hey, what's with you two?"
  • (Mink Stole) "We just wondered where you were planning to spread your V.D. today, that's all, hussy."
  • (Linda Olgierson) "I don't think THAT'S necessary --"
  • (Mink Stole) "Oh you don't, huh? Well, how'd you like to f*** my chauffer? He's got a real horse dick on him."
  • (Channing Wilroy) "HEY, Connie."
  • (Linda Olgierson) "Hey let me out right here, this is fine --"
  • (David Lochary) "This isn't downtown."
  • (Mink Stole) "We're nowhere NEAR downtown, what's the matter, you afraid it ain't BIG ENOUGH for ya?"
  • (Sandy Sandstone) "Well why did you hold me up for so long? Why did you keep asking me to come back? I had another job I could have taken. How could I have gotten information about this Divine you talk of? I don't know her. You could have given me some lead as to how I could have gathered this data you wanted about her. You lead me to believe I had this job."
  • (Mink Stole) "Well, Miss Sandstone, Miss uh -- SANDY Sandstone, you just must have been wrong in your assumptions, weren't you? I mean, surely you've heard the expression 'don't count your chickens'? Well, APPLY IT. I never gave you a final answer on this whole thing, and as far as you believing that you had the job, well I've never even considered that you would be the applicant that we would choose. You don't know enough. I mean, I wish everyone was like you and had never heard of Divine, but unfortunately it just isn't like that. Now if you wouldn't mind, I have a busy day ahead of me, there's really nothing left to discuss."
  • (Sandy Sandstone) "Well what am I supposed to do now, that's what I'd like to know."
  • (Mink Stole) "You can eat s*** as far as I'm concerned, Miss Sandstone, or eat anything you like, or do anything you like, just don't assume that I want to know your troubles. Now if you wouldn't mind, I'm a busy woman with a full day's work ahead of me. Please remove yourself from my office."
  • (Sandy Sandstone) "You're a real c***, do you know that? A real f***ing c***. How can you be so s***ty to people? How can you STAND yourself?"
  • (Mink Stole) "I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day."
  • (Sandy Sandstone) "Eat the bird, bitch."
  • (Mink Stole) "Hello, Cookie. I do hope you're hungry."
  • (Cookie Mueller) "I could go for a sandwich. Mmm, baloney."
  • (Mink Stole) "He's been -- CASTRATED. His penis is GONE."

Cookie Mueller as Cookie

  • (Cookie Mueller) "You can shove two thirty, hack."
  • (Miss Edie) "Hey, pretty little face. Pretty little face you got there."
  • (Cookie Mueller) "Hi I'm Cookie, I understand you're Edie, Crackers' grandmother?"
  • (Miss Edie) "Edie Schmeedie Heedie, HA HA HA HA."
  • (Cookie Mueller) "You have no idea what I had to go through to get that information."
  • (Cookie Mueller) "Noooooooo."
  • (Danny Mills) "Hold it. Hold these god**** chickens."
  • (Cookie Mueller) "Ugh, CHICKENS, God. Chickens, all these chickens, these f***in' chickens hurt. These f***in' things HURT."

John Waters as Mr. J

  • (John Waters) "Even with the hectic events of the day, Raymond Marble still finds time to satisfy his perverted urges. Watch, as he not only commits another act of indecent exposure, but adds to this social horror by making his wife wait in the car. Is there no shame?"

Channing Wilroy as Channing

  • (Channing Wilroy) "It was just playing."

Danny Mills as Crackers

  • (Danny Mills) "Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, mama. f*** permanent residences. It'll strengthen our filthiness."
  • (Danny Mills) "Do my balls, Mama."
  • (Danny Mills) "No one sends you a turd and expects to live."
  • (Danny Mills) "A turd, Mama, a turd."
  • (Mary Vivian Pearce) "Who could've sent this?"
  • (Miss Edie) "Ahhh. A turd? Oh, a turd. Oh, Babs."
  • (Divine) "This is a direct attack on my divinity."

Susan Walsh as Suzie

  • (Susan Walsh) "When are you gonna get her out of here?"
  • (Channing Wilroy) "Come on, Little Noodles, you just found a new home."
  • (Susan Walsh) "Oh that's real nice. Poor f***ing Alice dies giving birth, you can't even bother to move the body, and now the bitch has sold the kid. Poor baby. And YOU, you little suckling, can't even get me my tranquilizers. You s***head, where are my pills? That bitch can afford it. She's got at least another couple grand coming from THIS one, can't she at least give me my f***ing pills?"
  • (Channing Wilroy) "I said don't talk to me when I come down here."
  • (Susan Walsh) "I don't give a f*** what you said, you f***ing pig, get this body OUT of here it's making me SICK. When will they get another one, what poor girl will they get next? I KNOW they'll get another one, just like when I came here I replaced somebody, didn't I? You f***ing little dingleberry. That's what you're like, you f***ing ball of s***."
  • (Channing Wilroy) "SHUT UP, I said SHUT UP don't talk to me when I come down here."

David Lochary as Raymond Marble

  • (David Lochary) "Connie. Connie, are you alright?"
  • (Mink Stole) "What happened, Raymond? What happened?"
  • (David Lochary) "The couch, it -- it rejected you."
  • (Mink Stole) "Something's wrong, Raymond. Something's terribly wrong."

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