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Pinocchio (1940 film) Quotes

Pinocchio (1940 film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Pinocchio ended in 1970.

It features Walt Disney as producer, and Leigh Harline in charge of musical score.

Pinocchio (1940 film) is distributed by RKO Pictures.

The cast includes: Christian Rub as Geppetto, and Dick Jones as Pinocchio.

Pinocchio (1940 film) Quotes

Dick Jones as Pinocchio

  • (Dick Jones) "Father."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Father. Huh? He ain't my father. Uh, Mr. Geppetto."
  • (Lampwick) "Huh. To hear that beetle talk you'd think somethin' was gonna happen to us."
  • (Lampwick) "Conscience. Aw, phooey."
  • (Lampwick) "Wheres he get that stuff? "How do you ever expect to be a real boy?" What's he think I look like?"
  • (Lampwick) "A jackass?"
  • (Dick Jones) "You sure do. Ha-ha, Hee-haw."
  • (Lampwick) "Hey, you laugh like a donkey. Ha-ha Hee-haw."
  • (Lampwick) "Did that come outta me?"
  • (Lampwick) "Oh."
  • (Lampwick) "Huh? What the --"
  • (Lampwick) "What's going on?"
  • (Lampwick) "AAAAHH. I've been double-crossed. Help. Help. Somebody, help. I've been framed. Help."
  • (Lampwick) "Please, you gotta help me. Be a pal. Call that beetle. Call anybody."
  • (Lampwick) "Mama. Maaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaa. Hee-haw. Hee-haw. Hee-haw. Hee-haw."
  • (Lampwick) "Hey, who's the beetle?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Let go. Put me down."
  • (Dick Jones) "He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong."
  • (Lampwick) "What? You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Grasshopper? Look here, you; you impudent young pup. It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop; er, your conscience, if you have one."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Toodle-oo, Stromboli."
  • (Dick Jones) "Goodbye, Mr Stromb --"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Shhh. Quiet. Let's get out of here before something else happens."
  • (Dick Jones) "Father, whatcha crying for?"
  • (Christian Rub) "Because -- you're dead, Pinocchio."
  • (Dick Jones) "No. No, I'm not."
  • (Christian Rub) "Yes. Yes, you are. Now, lie down --"
  • (Dick Jones) "But father, I'm alive. See?"
  • (Dick Jones) "And -- and I'm -- I'm real. I'm a real boy."
  • (Christian Rub) "You're alive. And -- and you are a real boy."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Little puppet made of pine, awake. The gift of life is thine."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Whew. What they can't do these days."
  • (Dick Jones) "I can move."
  • (Dick Jones) "I can talk."
  • (Dick Jones) "I can walk."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Yes, Pinocchio. I've given you life."
  • (Dick Jones) "Why?"
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Because tonight, Geppetto wished for a real boy."
  • (Dick Jones) "Am I a real boy?"
  • (The Blue Fairy) "No, Pinocchio. To make Geppetto's wish come true will be entirely up to you."
  • (Dick Jones) "Up to me?"
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish, and someday you will be a real boy."
  • (Stromboli) "There. This will be your home; where I can find you always."
  • (Dick Jones) "No, no, no."
  • (Stromboli) "Yes, yes, yes. To me, you are a belonging. We will tour the world: Paris, London, Monte Carlo, Constantinopolee."
  • (Dick Jones) "No, no."
  • (Stromboli) "YES. We start TONIGHT."
  • (Stromboli) "You will make lots of money --"
  • (Stromboli) "For me."
  • (Stromboli) "And when you are growing too old, you will make good firewood."
  • (Stromboli) "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."
  • (Dick Jones) "Let me out of here. I'm gonna get out. You can't keep me --."
  • (Stromboli) "QUIET. Shut up before I knock you silly."
  • (Stromboli) "Good night, my little wooden goldmine. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "All right, then, here's what we'll tell 'em. You can't go to the theater. Say thank you just the same; you're sorry, but you've got to go to school."
  • (Dick Jones) "Mmm-hmm."
  • (Foulfellow) "Pinocchio. Oh, Pinocchio. Woo-hoo."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Here they come, Pinoke. Now, you tell 'em."
  • (Foulfellow) "Woo hoo. Oh, little boy. Ah, there you are. Where were we? Ah, yes. On to the theater."
  • (Dick Jones) "Good-bye, Jiminy. Good-bye."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Good-bye? Huh? Good-bye?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Hey, Pinoke. You can't go --. There he goes. What'll I do? I'll run and tell his father. No, that'd be snitching. I'll go after him myself."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Remember what I said about temptations? That's him."
  • (Dick Jones) "Oh, no, Jiminy. That's Mr. Honest John."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Honest John?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Hey, Father. Father."
  • (Christian Rub) "Don't bother me now, Pinocchio."
  • (Christian Rub) "What? Pinocchio?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Father."
  • (Christian Rub) "Pinocchio."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Go ahead. Tell her."
  • (Dick Jones) "I was going to school 'til I met somebody."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Met somebody?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Yeah, two big monsters, with big green eyes."
  • (Dick Jones) "Why, I --"
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Monsters? Weren't you afraid?"
  • (Dick Jones) "No, ma'am, but they tied me in a big sack."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "You don't say? And where was Sir Jiminy?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Huh? Oh, Jiminy?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Psst. Leave me out of this."
  • (Dick Jones) "They put him in a little sack."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "No."
  • (Dick Jones) "Yeah."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "How did you escape?"
  • (Dick Jones) "I didn't; they chopped me into firewood."
  • (Dick Jones) "Oh, look. My nose. What's happened?"
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Perhaps?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Oh, but I have. Every single word."
  • (Foulfellow) "My boy, you are allergic."
  • (Dick Jones) "Allergic?"
  • (Foulfellow) "Yes, and there is only one cure: a vacation on Pleasure Island."
  • (Dick Jones) "Pleasure Island?"
  • (Foulfellow) "Yes."
  • (Foulfellow) "That happy land of carefree boys, where every day's a holiday."
  • (Dick Jones) "But I can't go. I --"
  • (Foulfellow) "Why, of course you can go. I'm giving you my ticket."
  • (Foulfellow) "Here."
  • (Dick Jones) "Thanks. But I --"
  • (Foulfellow) "No, tut-tut-tut, I insist: your health comes first."
  • (Foulfellow) "Come, the coach departs at midnight."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Now, you see, the world is full of temptations."
  • (Dick Jones) "Temptations?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Yep, temptations. They're the wrong things that seem right at the time -- but -- uh -- even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things --"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "may be right at the wrong time, or visa versa."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Understand?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Uh-uh. But I'm gonna do right."
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Atta boy, Pinoke. And I'm gonna help ya."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "You must learn to choose between right and wrong."
  • (Dick Jones) "Right and wrong? But how will I know?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "How'll he know."
  • (The Blue Fairy) "Your conscience will tell you."
  • (Dick Jones) "What's a conscience?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "What's a conscience. I'll tell ya. A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today --"
  • (Dick Jones) "Are you my conscience?"
  • (Jiminy Cricket) "Who, me?"
  • (Foulfellow) "Well, well. Quite the scholar, I see. Look, Giddy. A man of letters. Here's your book"
  • (Dick Jones) "I'm going to school."
  • (Foulfellow) "School. Ah, yes. Then perhaps you haven't heard of the easy road to success."
  • (Dick Jones) "Uh-uh."
  • (Foulfellow) "No? I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater. Here's your apple."
  • (Foulfellow) "Bright lights, music, applause. Fame."
  • (Dick Jones) "Fame?"
  • (Foulfellow) "Yes. And with that personality, that profile, that physique -- why, he's a natural-born actor, eh, Giddy?"
  • (Dick Jones) "But I'm going --"
  • (Foulfellow) "-- straight to the top. Why, I can see your name in lights, lights six feet high. Uh -- what is your name?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Pinocchio."
  • (Foulfellow) "Pinocchio. P-I-N -- er, U-O -- Uh, er --"
  • (Foulfellow) "We're wasting precious time. Come. On to the theater."

Christian Rub as Geppetto

  • (Christian Rub) "Get out? Oh, no, no, son. I have tried every way. Why, I even built a raft."
  • (Dick Jones) "A raft? That's it. We'll take the raft. And when the whale opens his mouth --"
  • (Christian Rub) "No, no, no, no. Now listen, son. He only opens his mouth when he's eating. Then everything comes in; nothing goes out."
  • (Dick Jones) "Oh."
  • (Christian Rub) "It's hopeless, Pinocchio. Come, we'll make a nice fire and we cook some of the fish."
  • (Dick Jones) "A fire? That's it."
  • (Christian Rub) "Yes, and then we'll all eat again."
  • (Dick Jones) "A great big fire; lots of smoke."
  • (Christian Rub) "Smoke? Oh, yes, sure. Smoked fish will taste good."
  • (Dick Jones) "Quick, some wood."
  • (Christian Rub) "Pinocchio, not the chair."
  • (Christian Rub) "Hurry, Father, more wood."
  • (Christian Rub) "But what'll we sit on?"
  • (Dick Jones) "We won't need it. We're getting out."
  • (Christian Rub) "Getting out? But how?"
  • (Dick Jones) "We'll make him sneeze."
  • (Christian Rub) "Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad."
  • (Christian Rub) "Who's there?"
  • (Dick Jones) "It's me."
  • (Christian Rub) "Oh, it's me."
  • (Christian Rub) "Huh? Shhh. Figaro, there's somebody in here."
  • (Christian Rub) "Oh, Pinocchio. How did you get down here?"
  • (Dick Jones) "I fell down."
  • (Christian Rub) "Oh, you did -- Oh. You are talking."
  • (Dick Jones) "Uh-huh."
  • (Christian Rub) "No. No. no, no."
  • (Dick Jones) "Yes, and I can move too."
  • (Christian Rub) "No, no, you can't. I'm dreaming in my sleep. Oh, wake me up. Wake me up."
  • (Christian Rub) "Now we see who's dreaming. Go on, say something."
  • (Dick Jones) "-- Gee, you're funny. Do it again."
  • (Christian Rub) "You do talk."
  • (Dick Jones) "Yes. The Blue Fairy came."
  • (Christian Rub) "The Blue Fairy?"
  • (Dick Jones) "Uh-huh, and I got a conscience."
  • (Christian Rub) "A conscience?"
  • (Dick Jones) "And someday, I'm gonna be a real boy."
  • (Christian Rub) "A real boy. It's my wish. It's come true."
  • (Christian Rub) "Now close your eyes and go to sleep."
  • (Dick Jones) "Why?"
  • (Christian Rub) "Everybody has to sleep. Figaro goes to sleep; and Cleo; and besides, tomorrow, you've got to go to school."
  • (Dick Jones) "Why?"
  • (Christian Rub) "Oh, to learn things and get smart."
  • (Dick Jones) "Why?"
  • (Christian Rub) "Because."
  • (Dick Jones) "Oh."
  • (Christian Rub) "Say hello to Figaro."
  • (Dick Jones) "Hello to Figaro."

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