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Plan B (30 Rock) Quotes

Plan B (30 Rock) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Plan B stopped airing in 1970.

Plan B (30 Rock) Quotes

  • (Aaron Sorkin) "You here for the "Sing-Off" gig?"
  • (Liz Lemon) "Yeah. Do I know you?"
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "You know my work. Walk with me."
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "I'm Aaron Sorkin. "The West Wing," A Few Good Men, The Social Network."
  • (Liz Lemon) ""Studio 60"?"
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "Shut up."
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "Do you know Nick Lachey? I hear he doesn't even let you sit in the meeting; he just screams at you to see how you react."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Wait, you're not really applying for this job, are you?"
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "'Course I am. You've got to take work where you find it, especially now. Our craft is dying while people are playing "Angry Birds" and poking each other on Facebook. What is poking anyway? Why won't anybody do it to me? I'm cool."
  • (Liz Lemon) "So it's really that bad out there. I mean, you're Aaron Sorkin. Speaking of "Angry Birds," do you know how to beat 11-4? It's just a red guy and a green guy."
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "The key is do not use the green guy as a boomerang."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Did we just go in a circle?"
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "Listen, lady; a gender I write extremely well if the story calls for it; this is serious. We make horse buggies. The first Model T just rolled into town."
  • (Liz Lemon) "We're dinosaurs."
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "We don't need two metaphors. That's bad writing. Not that it matters."
  • (Assistant) "Mr. Sorkin? Mr. Lachey will see you now."
  • (Aaron Sorkin) "Mr. Lachey. Huge fan. Huge fan. I have all your albums."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Kenneth. you beautiful goon. He's not in Africa; he's somewhere in the delivery zone of Federici's Pizza. We can find him and bring him back here, and no more forced hiatus."
  • (Kenneth Parcell) "I did it. I saved the show. Now I won't have to go to News."
  • (Liz Lemon) "And I won't have to be the world's worst hooker."
  • (Liz Lemon) "You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list."
  • (Devon Banks) "I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers; then the babies came, and life changed."

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