Play It Again, Sam (film) Quotes

Play It Again, Sam (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Play It Again, Sam ended its run in 1970.

It features Arthur P. Jacobs as producer, Billy Goldenberg in charge of musical score, and Owen Roizman as head of cinematography.

Play It Again, Sam (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Play It Again, Sam (film) is 85 minutes long. Play It Again, Sam (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Allan Felix as Allan.

Play It Again, Sam (film) Quotes

Allan Felix as Allan

• (Allan Felix) "Inside of us, we both know, you belong to Dick."

• (Linda) "My God. Can't you cook anything but TV dinners?"
• (Allan Felix) "Who bothers to cook them? I suck 'em frozen."

• (Linda) "What reason did she give for wanting a divorce?"
• (Allan Felix) "She wants a laugh; she doesn't laugh enough. Insufficient laughter; that's grounds for divorce. Oh, and skiing. She wants to go skiing. She wants to ski down a mountain laughing like an idiot."

• (Allan Felix) "Look. Last night you felt like a woman and I felt like a man -- And that's the kind of thing those people do."

• (Bogart) "Now move closer to her."
• (Allan Felix) "How close?"
• (Bogart) "The length of your lips."
• (Allan Felix) "That's very close."

• (Allan Felix) "I have met a lot of dames, but you are REALLY something special."
• (Linda) "Really?"
• (Allan Felix) "She bought it."

• (Allan Felix) "I'm so excited, I think I'll brush all my teeth today."

• (Allan Felix) "Yeah, I get that."
• (Linda) "What is it, fear or anxiety?"
• (Allan Felix) "Homosexual panic."

• (Allan Felix) "I attacked her. I'm a vicious jungle beast. She's panicking. By the time she gets home she'll be hysterical. What am I going to tell Dick? She'll probably go right to Police headquarters. Oh, what did I do? I'm not Bogart. I never will be Bogart. I'm a disgrace to my sex. I should get a job in a Arabian palace as a eunuch."

• (Linda) "Would you like us to call a doctor?"
• (Allan Felix) "No, no, I could use a 3 foot band-aid."

• (Allan Felix) "This is a beautiful beach house."
• (Linda) "Thank you."
• (Allan Felix) "Yeah, let's burn it down for the insurance money."

• (Dick) "Allan, you have invested your emotions in a losing stock, it was wiped out, it dropped off the board. Now what do you do Allan? You reinvest. Maybe in a more stable stock. Something with long term growth possibilities."
• (Allan Felix) "Who are you going to fix me up with, General Motors?"

• (Allan Felix) "Sorry I had to slap you around, but you got hysterical when I said, "No more.""

• (Allan Felix) "Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. I never was, I never will be -- That's strictly the movies."

• (Allan Felix) "I love the rain; it washes memories off the sidewalk of life."

• (Nancy) "Don't listen to him."
• (Bogart) "Don't listen to HER."
• (Allan Felix) "Fellas, we're in a supermarket."

• (Linda) "Allan, the world is full of eligible women."
• (Allan Felix) "Yeah, but not like Nancy. She was a lovely thing. I used to lay in bed at night and watch her sleep. Once in a while she would wake up and catch me. She would let out a scream."

• (Allan Felix) "You were fantastic last night in bed."
• (Linda) "Oh, thanks."
• (Allan Felix) "How do you feel now?"
• (Linda) "I think the Pepto Bismol helped."

• (Allan Felix) "That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?"
• (Museum Girl) "Yes, it is."
• (Allan Felix) "What does it say to you?"
• (Museum Girl) "It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos."
• (Allan Felix) "What are you doing Saturday night?"
• (Museum Girl) "Committing suicide."
• (Allan Felix) "What about Friday night?"

• (Allan Felix) "Got just the thing, my hundred yard dash medal."
• (Linda) "Oh you're joking; you're not going to leave out a track medal."
• (Allan Felix) "Why not? I paid twenty dollars for it."

• (Bogart) "That was great. You've, uh, you've really developed yourself a little style."
• (Allan Felix) "Yeah, I do have a certain amount of style, don't I?"
• (Bogart) "Well, I guess you won't be needing me any more. There's nothing I can tell you now that you don't already know."
• (Allan Felix) "I guess that's so. I guess the secret's not being you, it's being me. True, you're; you're not too tall and kind of ugly, but; what the hell, I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own."
• (Bogart) "Hmmph. Here's looking at you, kid."

• (Allan Felix) "I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists."

• (Allan Felix) "I gave her a home and affection and security. This was a little girl I found waiting tables at The Hip Bagel. I used to go in there every night and over tip her. A dollar fifty on a thirty-five cent check."

• (Dick) "What? You got into a fight?"
• (Allan Felix) "Yep."
• (Dick) "With who?"
• (Allan Felix) "Some guys were getting tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson."
• (Dick) "Are you all right?"
• (Allan Felix) "Yeah, I'm fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy's fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose."

• (Linda) "Sharon did a movie."
• (Allan Felix) "Oh?"
• (Sharon) "Underground."
• (Allan Felix) "Stag film?"
• (Sharon) "Underground. You know, very arty. Sixteen millimeter."

• (Allan Felix) "I can't do it. How does it look? I invite her over and then come on like a sex degenerate. What am I, a rapist?"
• (Bogart) "You're getting carried away. You think too much. Just do it."
• (Allan Felix) "We're platonic friends. I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face."
• (Bogart) "Oh, I've had my face slapped plenty of times."
• (Allan Felix) "Yeah, but your glasses don't go flying across the room."

• (Allan Felix) "I like blondes. Little blondes with long hair and short skirts and boots and big chest and bright, witty and perceptive."
• (Dick) "Well, don't set yourself ridiculous stands, Allan."
• (Linda) "She must be beautiful with long hair and a big bust?"
• (Allan Felix) "Yes. And a good behind; something I can sink my teeth into."

• (Nancy) "My lawyer will call your lawyer."
• (Allan Felix) "I don't have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor."

• (Allan Felix) "Here, I got you a present because it's your birthday."
• (Linda) "How'd you know?"
• (Allan Felix) "Well, you mentioned the date and I remembered because it's the same day my mother had her hysterectomy."

• (Dick) "Who were these guys?"
• (Allan Felix) "Oh, they said they were hairdressers, hard to believe though."

• (Allan Felix) "If that plane leaves the ground, and you're not on it with him, you'll regret it; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."
• (Linda) "That's beautiful."
• (Allan Felix) "It's from Casablanca; I waited my whole life to say it."

• (Allan Felix) "You want a Fresca with a Darvon?"
• (Linda) "Unless you have apple juice."
• (Allan Felix) "Apple juice and Darvon is fantastic together."
• (Linda) "Have you ever had Librium and tomato juice?"
• (Allan Felix) "No, I haven't personally, but another neurotic tells me they're unbelievable."
• (Dick) "Could I get a coke with nothing in it?"

• (Linda) "I feel some sort of a mystical attraction for Van Gogh. Why is that?"
• (Allan Felix) "I don't know. I just know he was a great painter and he cut off an ear for a girl that he loved."
• (Linda) "That's the kind of thing you would do for a girl."
• (Allan Felix) "I'd really have to like her a lot."

• (Allan Felix) "I had to go to Washington once when I was married, and even though I was the one leaving, I got sick; and when I returned, my wife threw up."

• (Allan Felix) "I've got a big decision to make, do I go with Oscar Peterson or Bartók String Quartet No. 5?"
• (Linda) "Why don't you play Oscar Peterson and leave Bartók out so everybody can see it."

• (Linda) "What were you thinking about the whole time we were making love?"
• (Allan Felix) "Willie Mays."
• (Linda) "Do you always think about baseball players?"
• (Allan Felix) "It keeps me going."
• (Linda) "Yeah, I wondered why you kept yelling "slide"."

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