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Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Quotes

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Maslansky as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Robert Saad as head of cinematography.

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol is 88 minutes long. Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Bobcat Goldthwait as Zed, Corinne Bohrer as Laura, David Graf as Tackleberry, Billie Bird as Mrs. Feldman, David Graf as Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry, Steve Guttenberg as Mahoney, Lance Kinsey as Proctor, Bubba Smith as Sgt. Moses Hightower, David Spade as Kyle, George Gaynes as Cmndt. Eric Lassard, Leslie Easterbrook as Lt. Debbie Callahan, G.W. Bailey as Capt. Thaddeus Harris, and Michael Winslow as Sgt. Larvell Jones.

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Quotes

Bubba Smith as Sgt. Moses Hightower

  • (Bubba Smith) "Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma. Fools. They think they can kill the brother of Medula."
  • (Cadet Tommy 'House' Conklin) "I never thought that."
  • (Bubba Smith) "Oh, if I could reach into the belly of a yak and rip out its heart --"
  • (David Spade) "That would bring him back to life?"
  • (Bubba Smith) "No, man. I'm hungry."

David Graf as Tackleberry

  • (David Graf) "Now remember, that's a 44 Magnum and it's quite a --"
  • (David Graf) "-- kick."
  • (Billie Bird) "Damn, that was fun."
  • (David Graf) "You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself."
  • (Steve Guttenberg) "I look for the same in a woman."

G.W. Bailey as Capt. Thaddeus Harris

  • (G.W. Bailey) "Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor?"
  • (Lance Kinsey) "No sir what?"
  • (G.W. Bailey) "Collection Of Pissants."
  • (G.W. Bailey) "That's not funny Proctor."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "No sir."
  • (G.W. Bailey) "Proctor, this is an alley."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "I know sir but these are the directions Mahoney gave me."
  • (G.W. Bailey) "Mahoney?"
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Yes he says this restaurant has the best salad bar in town."
  • (G.W. Bailey) "Well it damn sure better have."
  • (G.W. Bailey) "Proctor, I don't see a salad bar."
  • (Lance Kinsey) "Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood."
  • (G.W. Bailey) "Not funny you idiot."

Bobcat Goldthwait as Zed

  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Mickey. He's Dead. He killed him."
  • (Corinne Bohrer) "I'm sure the academy will pay for it."
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "No, you don't understand. It's like a sentimental thing. It was the last thing I stole before joining the academy."
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart."
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "People just don't understand me."
  • (Corinne Bohrer) "Maybe if you talk slower --"
  • (Bobcat Goldthwait) "No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?"

Lance Kinsey as Proctor

  • (Lance Kinsey) "Gee, sir, I thought you could only get contempt of court for opening your mouth."

Michael Winslow as Sgt. Larvell Jones

  • (Michael Winslow) "Good evening, gentlemen. I congratulate you on another good day. Sleep vell --"
  • (Cadet Tommy 'House' Conklin) "Hey, Count, getting worried we're gonna be taking over soon? We're ready."
  • (Michael Winslow) "You're improving, guys, but you're still way down on the food chain. As we vampires say, "lights out, suckers.""

George Gaynes as Cmndt. Eric Lassard

  • (George Gaynes) "What is the most frustrating thing about police work?"
  • (David Graf) "Not being able to carry hand grenades, sir."
  • (Leslie Easterbrook) "Separate locker rooms, sir."
  • (Steve Guttenberg) "Icky blue uniforms."

Corinne Bohrer as Laura

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Steve Guttenberg as Mahoney

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