Practical Magic Quotes

Practical Magic is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Practical Magic ended its run in 1970.

It features Denise Di Novi as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Andrew Dunn (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Practical Magic is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Practical Magic is 104 minutes long. Practical Magic is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens, Stockard Channing as Aunt Frances Owens, Nicole Kidman as Gillian Owens, Alexandra Artrip as Antonia Owens, Aidan Quinn as Gary Hallet, Evan Rachel Wood as Kylie Owens, Stockard Channing as Frances Owens, Chloe Webb as Carla, Margo Martindale as Linda Bennett, Martha Gehman as Patty, and Lucinda Jenney as Sara.

Practical Magic Quotes

Evan Rachel Wood as Kylie Owens

• (Evan Rachel Wood) "Mom, I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up, NAKED?"

Stockard Channing as Aunt Frances Owens

• (Stockard Channing) "Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "Adder's fork and blindworm's sting --"
• (Stockard Channing) "Barbados lime is just the thing."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "Cragged salt like a sailor's stubble."
• (Stockard Channing) "Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble."

• (Stockard Channing) "Oh come on, Jetty, even you have to admit that any man who gets involved with an Owens woman is bound to end up 6 feet under."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "Spare me."
• (Stockard Channing) "What about my poor Ethan?"
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "It was an accident."
• (Stockard Channing) "It was fate."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "It was an accident."
• (Stockard Channing) "No, no, no, it was fate."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "Accident."
• (Stockard Channing) "It was fate."

• (Stockard Channing) "We Owens women have always created a stir."

• (Stockard Channing) "They feared her because she had a gift, a power that has been passed on to you children. She had the gift of magic. And it was this very gift that saved her life. She was banished to this very island. With her unborn child growing inside her belly. She waited for her lover to rescue her. But he never came. No one came. In a moment of despair, she cast a spell upon herself that she would never again feel the agony of love. But as her bitterness grew the spell turned into a curse. A curse on any man who dared love an Owens woman."

• (Stockard Channing) "We have to banish him."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "We have to force his spirit back into the grave."
• (Stockard Channing) "We need a full coven."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "Nine women. Twelve's better."
• (Stockard Channing) "Do you have any friends?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Linda. Hi, it's Sally. I'm activating the phone tree. Look, uh, you know the; the stuff that everyone's always whispering about me -- the hexes, the spells, the? Well, here's the thing. Uh -- I'm witch."

• (Stockard Channing) "Someone left it on the porch"

• (Stockard Channing) "That's how you came to live with us. We tucked you into our lives then. We've raised you the best way we know how."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast. We never bother with silly things like bedtimes or brushing our teeth."
• (Stockard Channing) "But with the sweets comes the sour --"
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "So when you find yourself the center of attention -- It's not that they hate you. It's that, well -- We're different."

• (Stockard Channing) "For more than 200 years we Owens women have been blamed by everything that's ever gone wrong in this town."

• (Aunt Jet Owens) "Oh, dear. It seems we've not arrived in the nick of time."
• (Stockard Channing) "Well. I see our instincts are getting a little rusty."

Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens

• (Sandra Bullock) "All that's missing now is me naked without my homework."

• (Sandra Bullock) "So you're drugging your boyfriend to get a little shut-eye? Doesn't that seem a little strange to you?"

• (Sandra Bullock) "Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can."

• (Sandra Bullock) "We were going to open a botanical shop. Where Mike would get all the ingredients and I'd make the stuff. He really loved my mint-oatmeal shaving cream. He couldn't stop eating it."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Louis L'amour, who, by the way, was not a foreigner. He was from North Dakota, you asshole."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Okay. I need for you to get me something white to write on top of the star. Chop-chop."
• (Nicole Kidman) "This is all I could find."

• (Sandra Bullock) "All I want is a normal life."
• (Stockard Channing) "My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well, it's what I want."

• (Sandra Bullock) "The reason you're here and you don't know why is because I sent for you."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?"

• (Sandra Bullock) "Gillian, if you're going to work here, maybe you could -- I dunno -- Work?"
• (Nicole Kidman) "I am. I'm testing the merchandise."

• (Sandra Bullock) "What would you do, Gilly?"
• (Nicole Kidman) "What wouldn't I do -- for the right guy?"

• (Sandra Bullock) "You have -- the worst taste -- in men."

• (Sandra Bullock) "You should know she has the worst taste in men."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well, you do."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing -- I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man, Gilly. Only that moon."

• (Sandra Bullock) "It was the curse, wasn't it? He died because I loved him so much."

• (Sandra Bullock) "You brought him into my life and now I want you to bring him back. Bring him back. I have never asked you for anything. I've never asked you for spells but do this. I know you can bring him back."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "No, dear. We won't do that."
• (Stockard Channing) "We don't do that."
• (Sandra Bullock) "But you can. You can do this. I know you can. I remember. I found it here when mommy and daddy died."
• (Stockard Channing) "Even if we did bring him back, it wouldn't be Michael. It would be something else. Something dark and unnatural."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I don't care what he comes back as. As long he comes back. Please do this for me. Please? Please? Please? Please?"

• (Sandra Bullock) "My Blood."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Your Blood."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Our Blood."

• (Sandra Bullock) "And I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Dear Gillian, Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing. I don't even mind the beard. But I wish you could see us. No more stones being thrown, no taunts cried out. Everything is just so blissfully normal. Life is perfect."

• (Sandra Bullock) "One green eye, one blue -- no, I can't. I have to go."
• (Aidan Quinn) "I was born with them."

• (Sandra Bullock) "Your badge; it's just a star, just another symbol. Your talisman. It can't stop criminals in their tracks, can it? It has power because you believe it does. Wish you could believe in me."

• (Sandra Bullock) "You really should stop smoking so much."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Why? I'll probably get life. I should smoke two at once. It'll shorten the sentence."

Nicole Kidman as Gillian Owens

• (Nicole Kidman) "Black as night, erase death from our sight. White as light, Mighty Hectate make it right."

• (Nicole Kidman) "Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're always right, Sally. Oh, I'm just a mess. Just one big mess. Well, at least I've lived my life. And you hate me for that because -- because it scares the hell out of you."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Gillian, I don't hate you."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Look at you. You spend all your energy just trying to fit in, be normal. But you're never gonna fit in, Sal, because we're different."

• (Jimmy Angelov) "I was just thinking about you."
• (Nicole Kidman) "You're always thinking about me."

• (Nicole Kidman) "You southern shrew."
• (Aunt Jet Owens) "Ingrate."
• (Stockard Channing) "Goodie two shoes."
• (Sandra Bullock) "WITCH."

• (Nicole Kidman) "I know this sounds really stupid, and everything, right now, but I just, I just really wanted to say, um -- Thank you. Thanks for being my sister."

• (Nicole Kidman) "Hang onto your husbands, girls."

• (Nicole Kidman) "You ever put your arms out and spin really, really fast?"
• (Alexandra Artrip) "She does it all the time."
• (Nicole Kidman) "She does? Well, that's what love is like. It makes your heart race. It turns the world upside down. But if you're not careful, if you don't keep your eyes on something still, you can lose your balance. You can't see what's happening to the people around you. You can't see that you're about to fall."

• (Nicole Kidman) "Is he cute?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Yeah, he's -- nice -- in a very penal code sort of way, yeah."

• (Nicole Kidman) "We've been driving for 2 weeks straight. I mean, not even straight. In these zigzags, back and forth."

• (Nicole Kidman) "Blood on the moon."

• (Nicole Kidman) "I love you."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I love you too, Gilly Bean."

• (Nicole Kidman) "And he's strong. So much stronger than me. He can survive the curse."

• (Nicole Kidman) "He wants me -- just me. Everyone will be all right. Let him take me --"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Don't die on me, Gillian Owens, please. 'Cause; we're supposed to die together, remember? The same time. You promised me that. And this is not that day."

Alexandra Artrip as Antonia Owens

• (Alexandra Artrip) "You came for breakfast. We're having pancakes."
• (Aidan Quinn) "No, actually, I just came here to talk to your mom."
• (Alexandra Artrip) "Great. She's having pancakes, too. Come in, come in."

Margo Martindale as Linda Bennett

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Aidan Quinn as Gary Hallet

• (Aidan Quinn) "Some people also use it as a poison."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Which people?"
• (Aidan Quinn) "Witch people."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Ah-ha."
• (Aidan Quinn) "Witches."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I guess you found me out, huh? Yeah."
• (Aidan Quinn) "Yes, I did"
• (Sandra Bullock) "You should come round here on Halloween. You'd really see something then."

• (Old Man Wilkes) "Go arrest her. Their niece owns a shop where they cook up a special placenta. And that's why the Aunts don't age. I tell you, they just don't age."
• (Aidan Quinn) "She's selling placentas?"
• (Old Man Wilkes) "A placenta bar."

• (Aidan Quinn) "You're saying what I'm feeling is just one of your spells?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Yeah. It's not real. And if you stay, I wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and -- you wouldn't know if it was because I didn't want to go to prison."
• (Aidan Quinn) "Yeah, well -- you know, all relationships have problems."

• (Aidan Quinn) "Where is James Angelov?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "I think he's in the spirit world."
• (Aidan Quinn) "You think he's dead?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "No, I think he's haunting us."

• (Aidan Quinn) "So what kind of, uh -- craft do you do?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "I manufacture bath oils and soaps -- hand lotions -- shampoo. And the Aunts, um -- they like to meddle in people's love lives."

• (Aidan Quinn) "Strange town. Never spent this much on shampoo before, in my life."

• (Aidan Quinn) "Curses only have power when you believe them. And I don't."
• (Aidan Quinn) "You know what? I wished for you too."

Martha Gehman as Patty

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Chloe Webb as Carla

• (Chloe Webb) "Witch, yeah. Evil, no. I mean, you get your psychos now and then; you know, animal slaughter, ritual human disembowelment, but that's really not her. You see, it's a Pagan label, but Sally; she's definitely not into that stuff."

Lucinda Jenney as Sara

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