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Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy Quotes

Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Pride &amp ended its run in 1970.

It features Jason Faller as producer, and Ben Carson in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy is 104 min. long. Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy is distributed by Excel Entertainment Group.

The cast includes: Kam Heskin as Elizabeth, Lucila Sola as Jane, Hubbel Palmer as Collins, Orlando Seale as Will Darcy, Henry Maguire as Jack Wickam, and Kelly Stables as Lydia Merylon.

Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy Quotes

Kam Heskin as Elizabeth

  • (Kam Heskin) "Can I help you?"
  • (Orlando Seale) "I doubt it."
  • (Kam Heskin) "Oh; you're from England. My ancestors came from Hertford -"
  • (Orlando Seale) "Charming."
  • (Orlando Seale) "Okay, I'm looking for a book on writing by Kierkegaard; K; I; E -"
  • (Kam Heskin) "Kierkegaard, the father of existentialism. You're in "Landscape Gardening"."
  • (Orlando Seale) "Oh, really --"
  • (Orlando Seale) "I had no idea that Mark Twain's genius extended to gardening. Or -- Dr. Phil's."
  • (Kam Heskin) ""Philosophy" is two aisles over. Help yourself."
  • (Kam Heskin) "As much as I love being insulted by you, I think you'll be happier at a table for one."
  • (Kam Heskin) "Even the worst people can be nice to their friends, Jane."

Kelly Stables as Lydia Merylon

  • (Kelly Stables) "Oh, this is just great girls. Here we've just spent 20 minutes picking out the perfect array of romantic items, and what do we come back to find? Two kegs of ice cream, pills for cramping, pills for bloating, and six super size boxes of Tampax? Why don't we just put up a big neon sign that says, "Men, run for your lives. Menstruating monsters approaching.""
  • (Kelly Stables) "Okay, this has got to stop. The house is a total mess. Kitty, disinfect."
  • (Kelly Stables) "Now we are going to the grocery store; and you are coming with us."
  • (Kam Heskin) "Just let me die."
  • (Lucila Sola) "We're out of ice-cream, Elizabeth."

Lucila Sola as Jane

  • (Lucila Sola) "Triple Choc-choc-choc-chocolate chunk or Uncle Bubba's Big Belly Butter Brickle?"
  • (Kam Heskin) "Both."
  • (Lucila Sola) "Elizabeth -- I think we stink."
  • (Lucila Sola) "What time is it?"
  • (Kam Heskin) "It's morning."

Hubbel Palmer as Collins

  • (Hubbel Palmer) "I had a kind of -- funny -- encounter with a girl in this congregation, who will remain anonymous, but for the sake of the story, let's call her -- Elizabeth B. No-no, E. Bennett."
  • (Hubbel Palmer) "Elizabeth, we've been commanded to multiply and replenish the Earth."

Orlando Seale as Will Darcy

  • (Orlando Seale) "A woman of many talents."
  • (Orlando Seale) "I find -- I find, I find you strangely attractive."
  • (Orlando Seale) "You're not the sort of girl I normally go out with; I mean, you're loud, you're disorganized, your friends are an embarrassment. But I like you, I don't know why. Will you -- will you -- will you have dinner with me tomorrow night?"
  • (Kam Heskin) "No."

Henry Maguire as Jack Wickam

  • (Henry Maguire) "So -- he used the old "multiply and replenish" line. Funny, that usually works for me. Maybe it was his delivery."
  • (Kam Heskin) "His delivery was fine, I just didn't want the package."

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