Private Benjamin (1980 film) Quotes

Private Benjamin (1980 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Private Benjamin completed its run in 1970.

It features Nancy Meyers as producer, Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Private Benjamin (1980 film) is 109 minutes long. Private Benjamin (1980 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Goldie Hawn as Judy Benjamin, Armand Assante as Henri Tremont, Albert Brooks as Mrs. Goodman, Gretchen Wyler as Aunt Kissy, Barbara Barrie as Harriet Benjamin, Goldie Hawn as Teddy Benjamin, and Albert Brooks as Yale Goodman.

Private Benjamin (1980 film) Quotes

Goldie Hawn as Judy Benjamin

• (Goldie Hawn) "Henri, you are a shmuck."

• (Goldie Hawn) "To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers."
• (Capt. Doreen Lewis) "Oh dear."
• (Goldie Hawn) "And I mean look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here."

• (Goldie Hawn) "Now I know what I've been faking all these years."
• (Armand Assante) "That was your first?"
• (Goldie Hawn) "And second."

• (Capt. Doreen Lewis) "Benjamin, you are not FIT to wear that uniform."
• (Goldie Hawn) "No s***."

• (Goldie Hawn) "Don't bad French artists have telephones?"

• (Goldie Hawn) "Henri, I know this is a really awkward time to do this, but I wanna break up."

• (Goldie Hawn) "Look what we got."

• (Goldie Hawn) "I think they sent me to the wrong place."
• (Capt. Doreen Lewis) "Uh-huh."
• (Goldie Hawn) "See, I did join the army, but I joined a different army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms."

• (Sgt. L.C. Ross) "Everybody up. Everybody, Benjamin."
• (Goldie Hawn) "Oh God, you can't mean me. I worked the night shift. Go check out the bathroom, it's FABULOUS."

• (Goldie Hawn) "Has anybody ever died from basic?"

• (Goldie Hawn) "You did Claire's dishes ?"

• (Goldie Hawn) "What do you want from me? I didn't ask her to punish everybody. Do you think I like schlepping in the rain all day and all night?"
• (Pvt. Wanda Winter) "Just keep marching, Benjamin."
• (Goldie Hawn) "My name is Judy. J-U-D-Y Judy and I'd like somebody to call me by my name. Oh, okay I took my life in my own hands, I made a mistake fine I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. I wanna wear my sandals -- I wanna go out to lunch. I wanna be NORMAL again."

Albert Brooks as Yale Goodman

• (Albert Brooks) "Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?"
• (Goldie Hawn) "I'm coming."

• (Albert Brooks) "Lift your back leg."
• (Goldie Hawn) "I don't have a back leg."

Gretchen Wyler as Aunt Kissy

• (Gretchen Wyler) "I hope my coat's gonna be good enough. I had no idea it was gonna be so chilly."
• (Barbara Barrie) "It's November here, Kissy."
• (Goldie Hawn) "It's November everywhere, genius."

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