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Product Recall Quotes

Product Recall is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Product Recall ended its run in 1970.

Product Recall Quotes

  • (Michael Scott) "You have one day."
  • (Pam Beesly) "One day for what?"
  • (Michael Scott) "They always give an ultimatum."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Fact: bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica.""
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Pam."
  • (Pam Beesly) "Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "I look like an idiot."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "He, Karen."
  • (Karen Filippelli) "Hey, Dwight. Looking sharp."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Yeah, that's 'cause I'm your boyfriend, Jim Halpert."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Hey, Karen. Wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse 'cause you're my girlfriend?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "Do you?"
  • (Karen Filippelli) "No. I'm good. Thanks."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Okay."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Look at that."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "I'm Jim Halpert."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Spot on."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "A little comment."
  • (Andy Bernard) "Beer me."
  • (Jim Halpert) "What's that?"
  • (Andy Bernard) "Hand me that water."
  • (Andy Bernard) "I always say, "Beer me." Gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time."
  • (Andy Bernard) "So, Tuna, when we get in there, let's do a really good job, okay?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "Did that really need to be said?"
  • (Michael Scott) "The watermark, it's a one-time thing."
  • (Barbara Allen) "I don't care. It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having sex?"
  • (Dwight Schrute) "May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual? Both animals were smiling."
  • (Michael Scott) "Okay."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Lord, beer me strength."
  • (Andy Bernard) "Oh, my God."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Oh, my God."
  • (Andy Bernard) "I had no idea."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Well, that's not gonna hold up in court."
  • (Andy Bernard) "We didn't do anything illegal. Except knock over a mailbox with her friends."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Question, what kind of bear is best?"
  • (Dwight Schrute) "That's a ridiculous question."
  • (Jim Halpert) "False. Black bear."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica.""
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Bears do not -- What is going on? What are you doing?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Michael."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Oh, that's funny. Michael."
  • (Michael Scott) "Andy, you go."
  • (Andy Bernard) "William Dolittle at your service, a.k.a. Will Do."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Yeah, I'm definitely going to go alone."
  • (Michael Scott) "No. No. I need two men on this. That's what she said. No time. But she did. No time."
  • (Kelly Kapoor) "This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This day is bananas. B-A-N-A --"
  • (Angela Martin) "I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm calling the Better Business Bureau."
  • (Michael Scott) "Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Biatch Hotline."

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