Project ALF Quotes

Project ALF is a Comedy that appeared on TV in 1970 on ABC. Project ALF ended in 1970.

It features Tom Patchett as producer, Mark Snow in charge of musical score, and Henry M. Lebo as head of cinematography. Project ALF is executive produced by Paul Fusco.

Project ALF is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Project ALF is 95 minutes long. Project ALF is produced by Alien Productions and distributed by American Broadcasting Company (US).

The cast includes: Paul Fusco as ALF, William O'Leary as Dr. Mullican, and Ed Begley, Jr. as Dr. Warner.

Project ALF Quotes

Paul Fusco as ALF

• (Paul Fusco) "I take it this isn't the word association test."
• (Ed Begley, Jr.) "No, no. We're going to conduct a different test."
• (Paul Fusco) "I'm not sure I like the word 'conduct'."
• (Ed Begley, Jr.) "Oh, pay no attention to that sign, it shouldn't even be there. I'll remove it if it bothers you."
• (Paul Fusco) "It bothers me."
• (Paul Fusco) "Medic. Medic."

• (Paul Fusco) "This one is definitely the Pepsi."

• (Unnamed) "Good morning. I'm Dr. Carnage."
• (Paul Fusco) "Yikes."
• (Unnamed) "Yikes yourself."

William O'Leary as Dr. Mullican

• (William O'Leary) "Don't look now, the mail's awake."
• (Paul Fusco) "What's going on? Oh, wait, now I remember, I'm being kidnapped by humans. There's a switch."

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