Putney Swope Quotes

Putney Swope is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Putney Swope ended its run in 1970.

It features Fred C. Caruso as producer, Charley Cuva in charge of musical score, and Gerald Cotts as head of cinematography.

Putney Swope is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Putney Swope is 84 minutes long. Putney Swope is distributed by Cinema V.

Putney Swope Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Jim Keranga of Watts, California is eating a bowl of Ethereal Cereal, the heavenly breakfast. Jim, did you know that Ethereal has 25% more riboflavin than any other cereal on the market? Ethereal also packs the added punch of.002 ESP units of pectin."
• (Unnamed) "No s***."

• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna bend your johnson, Swope."
• (Unnamed) "I'm ready."

• (Unnamed) "Rockin' the boat's a drag. You gotta sink the boat."

• (Unnamed) "I'm all stacked up over LaGuardia and I ain't coming down for anyone, not even you."

• (Photographer) "I'll do it for nothing; I need the work."
• (Unnamed) "I can get anybody for nothing. Take a walk."

• (Reporter) "Mr. Swope, did you sleep with your wife before you were married?"
• (Unnamed) "Not a wink."

• (Unnamed) "How many syllables, Mario? How many syllables, Mario? How many syllables, Mario? How many syllables, Mario?"

• (Unnamed) "Putney is confusing originality with obscenity."

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