QI Quotes

QI is a Comedy; Panel show that first aired in 2003 on BBC Four. QI ended its run in 1970.

QI lasted 233 episodes. It features John Lloyd, and Piers Fletcher as producer, and Howard Goodall as theme composer. QI is created by John Lloyd (writer).

QI is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of QI is 30 minutes, 45 minutes, and 30 minutes long. QI is produced by Talkback, Talkback Thames, and Quite Interesting Limited and distributed by Fremantle (company).

QI Quotes

• (Unnamed) "If I've got a moth ball in this hand and a moth ball in that hand,"
• (Unnamed) "What have I got?"
• (Unnamed) "Two moth balls?"
• (Unnamed) "A rather excited moth."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry, I thought you were literally asking."

• (Unnamed) "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe."

• (Unnamed) "Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?"
• (Unnamed) "The parrots-eat-em-all."

• (Unnamed) "Is it true that someone dressed as a lady to escape detection?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, apparently it is true because it was women and children first."
• (Unnamed) "I thought you said "someone dressed as a baby ""
• (Unnamed) ""Yes, goo-goo indeed. I have a lollipop and I have no control over my urinary functions. I am, in fact, an infant. And I know you think I'm Lord Albermal, but I am in fact a little baby. With a beard. Yes, goo-goo, gaa-gaa. And Madam, may I tell you I've been a very naughty baby."."

• (Unnamed) "When I was small and my dad just happened to hit his finger with a hammer for something new, he used to say, 'Hells bells and buckets of blood.'"
• (Unnamed) "That's a good saying 'Hells bells and buckets of blood.' I usually just say "f*** it.""

• (Unnamed) "Hang on, hang on, who was that?"
• (Unnamed) "Hells bells."

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