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Quigley Down Under Quotes

Quigley Down Under is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Quigley Down Under completed its run in 1970.

It features Stanley O'Toole as producer, Basil Poledouris in charge of musical score, and David Eggby as head of cinematography.

Quigley Down Under is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia/United States. Each episode of Quigley Down Under is 119 minutes long. Quigley Down Under is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Alan Rickman as Elliott Marston, Tom Selleck as Matthew Quigley, Chris Haywood as Major Ashley-Pitt, Laura San Giacomo as Crazy Cora, and Conor McDermottroe as Hobb.

Quigley Down Under Quotes

Tom Selleck as Matthew Quigley

  • (Tom Selleck) "God created all men. Sam Colt made them equal."
  • (Tom Selleck) "You got one shot left in that shooter. Make the most of it."
  • (Tom Selleck) "I'm not changing my bed 'til I'm sure who's in it."
  • (Tom Selleck) "You sure are pretty in the mornin' sun."
  • (Tom Selleck) "Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain."
  • (Tom Selleck) "I don't know where we're goin', but there's no sense bein' late."

Alan Rickman as Elliott Marston

  • (Alan Rickman) "No man knocks me out of my own house."
  • (Alan Rickman) "I seem to remember you're not too familiar with Colonel Colt's revolver, so this will be your first lesson. Don't worry. Mr Dobkin and Mr. O'Flynn will ensure that it's a fair contest."
  • (Alan Rickman) "I'll just back up a few paces -- And to your left a bit, that's it -- Now you're right in front of my old pistol target."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Some men are born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong continent. Oh, by the way, you're fired"
  • (Tom Selleck) "This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok."
  • (Tom Selleck) "I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Some men are born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong continent."

Laura San Giacomo as Crazy Cora

  • (Laura San Giacomo) "Things seem different here. They say God made Australia last, don't you know, after he got tired of making everything else the same."
  • (Tom Selleck) "Well, I seen some pretty country, that's for certain."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "I don't want you to go."
  • (Tom Selleck) "You sure look pretty in that new blue dress."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "If you go after Marston, he'll kill you."
  • (Tom Selleck) "Kid, next time she talks like that, pee all over the dress."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "Don't worry, on a new job it's quite common for things not to go well at first."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "You know, if we're lost, you can tell me."
  • (Tom Selleck) "We're lost."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "I can take bad news. Just tell me straight."
  • (Tom Selleck) "I don't know where the hell we are."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is."
  • (Tom Selleck) "I reckon we're goin' in circles."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?"
  • (Tom Selleck) "Nope. I know exactly where we are."
  • (Laura San Giacomo) "That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried."

Chris Haywood as Major Ashley-Pitt

  • (Chris Haywood) "In our experience, Americans are uncouth misfits who should be run out of their own barbaric country."
  • (Tom Selleck) "Well, Lieutenant --"
  • (Chris Haywood) "Major."
  • (Tom Selleck) "Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent 'em back to England."

Conor McDermottroe as Hobb

  • (Conor McDermottroe) "My back's broke --"
  • (Tom Selleck) "You're gut-shot, Hobb. Ain't nothin' I can do for you."
  • (Conor McDermottroe) "Kill me --"
  • (Tom Selleck) "Where's Marston's station from here? How far's the nearest town?"
  • (Conor McDermottroe) "Why should I tell you?"
  • (Tom Selleck) "'Cause if you don't, I'll let you live. Y'know, I'm new here, so I'm kinda curious. D'you think the dingoes'll get you first, or the ants?"
  • (Conor McDermottroe) "Don't leave me like this, Quigley. Marston's station's two days' ride southwest. Nikitanga's only twenty miles past the billabong --"
  • (Tom Selleck) "Talk straight, goddammit, or I'll get the ants myself."
  • (Conor McDermottroe) "It's a town. A day's ride past a dry riverbed. That way. Now, finish me."
  • (Tom Selleck) "You got one shot left in that shooter. Make the most of it."

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