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"Good Luck, Father Ted" Quotes

"Good Luck, Father Ted" is a television show that first aired in 1970 . &quot completed its run in 1970.

It features The Divine Comedy (band) in charge of musical score.

"Good Luck, Father Ted" Quotes

  • (Mrs Doyle) "What would you say to a cup father?"
  • (Father Jack Hackett) "FECK OFF, CUP."
  • (Father Jack Hackett) "What's that gobs***e doing on the television?"
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "You're supposed to be taking Jack for his walk."
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "Well erm, the cliffs were closed for the day."
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "How can the cliffs be closed Dougal?"
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "OK no, it wasn't that. They were gone"
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "Gone? The cliffs were gone. How could they just disappear?"
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "Erosion."
  • (Father Jack Hackett) "How did that gobs***e get on the television?"
  • (Tarot Reader) "This is really weird. There's only supposed to be one in every pack."
  • (Tom) "Father -- I've killed a man."
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "Er, well, we'll talk about that later, Tom. Right now, I'm going to be on the telly."
  • (Tom) "Father. I've killed a man."
  • (Father Ted) "Er, well, we'll talk about that later, Tom. Right now, I'm going to be on the telly."
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "Spider-Baby- It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby."
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "So -- let me get this straight. You were up on an old man, riding him around and whipping him. For an hour."
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "Yes."
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "You realise that image will stay with me for the rest of my life?"
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "Uh -- Dougal -- there's uh -- some shaving cream there."
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "No, no, Ted, your grand."
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "No -- on you."
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "Oh -- where exactly Ted?"
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "Just there, below your ear."
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "Here?"
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "Yes and there's -- uh -- there's a bit more --"
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "Gone?"
  • (Father Ted Crilly) "No, there's still just a tiny -- Dougal, its all over the place."
  • (Father Dougal McGuire) "How on Earth did that get there? -- I didn't even shave this morning."

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