Rab C. Nesbitt Quotes

Rab C. Nesbitt is a Comedy that was first aired in 1970 on BBC2 1990-2014. Rab C. Nesbitt ended in 1970.

Rab C. Nesbitt lasted 66 (inc. 6 specials) episodes. It features Colin Gilbert as producer, and David McNiven as theme composer. Rab C. Nesbitt is created by Ian Pattison.

Rab C. Nesbitt is recorded in Scottish English/Glaswegian Scots language and originally aired in Scotland, United Kingdom. Each episode of Rab C. Nesbitt is 30-50 minutes long.

Rab C. Nesbitt Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Rab, you and me, we go back a longs ways together."
• (Unnamed) "Aye, we dae, we dae, we dae, aye --"
• (Unnamed) "We started goin in tae pubs together, then we went on tae secondary school."
• (Unnamed) "Aye, what's the point, what's the point --."
• (Unnamed) "The point, yae big wet slopbledger is; if you're on yer way oot with yer liver like an insole, then so are we. Cos we huv matched you pint for pint for the last 25 bloody years."
• (Unnamed) "BASTARD."

• (TV Announcer) "And now for the lottery numbers; which are, funnily enough, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12, and the bonus number 13."
• (Unnamed) "What? I chose 26, but it's 7, 8, 9, 12."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, love."
• (Unnamed) "You, you are the hand that bought the ticket, I'll give ya --"

• (Unnamed) "What a business, all because I take a wee drink, eh -- Tell yae wan thing; see all this shoutin? It does not half give yae a helluva thirst."
• (Stranger) "That's the game, pal, you tell them. There's nuthin the matter wie a wee drink."
• (Unnamed) "Oh -- Who the hell are you by the way?"
• (Stranger) "Ah c'mon, Rab. Use your imagination"
• (Stranger) "I'm the heebie Jeebie."
• (Unnamed) "Heebie jeebie."

• (Unnamed) "If the Good Lord had wanted us to know about cuisine, he would never have given us crispy pancakes."

• (Nurse) "I'm afraid your stitches have burst, Mrs. Nesbitt."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, thank goodness for that, nurse. For a minute there I though I'd pissed mysel."

• (Unnamed) "Now if you'll excuse me I have a unicorn to sacrifice and a virgin to deflower."
• (Unnamed) "see you's."
• (Unnamed) "He must be a warlock right enough to huv found a unicorn in Govan."
• (Unnamed) "He must be Sherlock Holmes to huv found a virgin."

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