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Rain Man Quotes

Rain Man is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Rain Man ended its run in 1970.

It features Mark Johnson (producer) as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and John Seale as head of cinematography.

Rain Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rain Man is 133 minutes long. Rain Man is distributed by MGM/UA Communications.

The cast includes: Tom Cruise as Charlie, Dustin Hoffman as Raymond, Gerald R. Molen as Dr. Bruner, Valeria Golino as Susanna, Bonnie Hunt as Sally Dibbs, Michael D. Roberts as Vern, Lucinda Jenney as Iris, and Ralph Seymour as Lenny.

Rain Man Quotes

Tom Cruise as Charlie

  • (Tom Cruise) "I'm going to see you in 2 weeks now how many days is that before we'll be together?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "14 days from today, today's Wednesday."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hours?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "336 hours."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Mystifying"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Course that's 20,160 minutes. 1,290,600, six hundred seconds."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hey Ray, I got a great idea. Stay in front of the car until we get off the exit, you'll get in and we'll take a not so dangerous road, whatever that might me. Is that an idea?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Give me five, that's a great idea. Give me five."
  • (Tom Cruise) "This guy's a f***ing fruit cake."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ray, it would be nice if you didn't carry that television everywhere we go."
  • (Tom Cruise) "It's okay, Ray. It's over. No more questions. You don't have to answer anymore questions."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hey Raymond, remember today when the doctor was asking you those questions? How'd you know the answers?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I see it."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What? Stop that for a second."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I see it."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Raymond."
  • (Tom Cruise) "When I say stop it, why don't you stop it? Why do you always have to act like an idiot?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "You think that's funny?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah funny Rain Man, funny teeth."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What'd you say? Funny teeth? What?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I didn't say funny teeth, funny Rain Man."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You? You're the Rain Man?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed."
  • (Tom Cruise) "QANTAS?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Never crashed."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne. Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles."
  • (Tom Cruise) "We're not in the air, we're not on the highway, I'm on some s*** secondary road. I gotta make up some time. I have to get to LA, I should've been there this afternoon, my business needs me. I gotta make up some time."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Definitely watch TV but you have to be in bed at eleven. Lights out at eleven."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Forget it."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Uh oh, nineteen minutes to eleven."
  • (Tom Cruise) "This is a good one. We don't go out when it rains, this is a real good one. I hope you appreciate this because my business is going down the f***ing toilet. I should be in L.A., instead I'm in the Honeymoon Haven motel in Bumblef***, Missouri because you won't go out when it rains. Mystifying. f***ing mystifying."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Rain Man."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Let's play some cards."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hey, who is this guy?"
  • (Valeria Golino) "He just jumped in the car."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yeah well he can jump out. Come on."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I'm an excellent driver."
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's good. Come on. Susanna, why'd you let him get in this car? It's not a toy."
  • (Valeria Golino) "He says he drives this car."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway every Saturday. 'Course the seats were originally brown leather now they're a pitiful red."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hey, these seats were brown leather. You know this car?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I know this car."
  • (Tom Cruise) "How do you know this car?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Who's your dad?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Sanford Babbitt. 10961 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati Ohio."
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's my address. Hey, who's your mother?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Eleanor Babbitt. Died January 5, 1965 after short and sudden illness."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Who the hell are you?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Wait, I wanna ask you a question. Hey. Dr. Bruner, who is he?"
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Raymond is your brother."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What was it we cleared, eight-six thousand and change?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Eighty-six thousand, five hundred --"
  • (Tom Cruise) "So, eighty thousand to pay the cars off. What did I say I had to pay to get the Rolex out of hock?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Thirty-five hundred dollars."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Thirty-five hundred. Don't have to pay for the rooms, they're comped. I'm free and clear, I'm going to go take a celebration piss. Don't go anywhere. While I'm gone, the sign says, "Don't walk.""
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Don't walk."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Don't walk."
  • (John Mooney) "Are you disappointed?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him?"
  • (John Mooney) "The beneficiary."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yeah him, he got $3,000,000 but he didn't get the rose bushes. I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Those are rose bushes."
  • (John Mooney) "Mr. Babbitt, there's no reason to --"
  • (Tom Cruise) "To what? To get upset? If there is a hell, sir, my father is in it and he is looking up right now and he is laughing his ass off. Sanford Babbitt, you wanna be that guy's son for five minutes? I mean did you hear that letter? Were you listening?"
  • (John Mooney) "Yes I was. Were you?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Um, no, can you repeat it because I can't believe my f***ing ears."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Raymond, what are you looking at? The ducks are over here. What are you looking at?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I don't know."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ray, we're at an airport. People fly out of airports. What'd you think we're doing here this whole time?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's amazing. He should work for NASA or something like that."
  • (Doctor) "Ray, if you had a dollar and you spent fifty cents, how much would you have left over?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "About seventy."
  • (Doctor) "Seventy cents?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Seventy cents."
  • (Tom Cruise) "So much for the NASA idea."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "K-Mart, we should go to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What did I tell you? After this."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hey, Ray, you take a shower right?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Of course the shower is in the bathroom."
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's the end of that conversation."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I just realized I'm not pissed off anymore. My father cut me out of his will. You probably knew he tried to contact me over the years. I never called him back. I was a prick. If he was my son and didn't return my calls, I'd have written him out. But it's not about the money anymore. You know, I just don't understand. Why didn't he tell me I had a brother? Why didn't anyone ever tell me that I had a brother? Because it'd have been nice to know him for more than just the past six days."
  • (Tom Cruise) "$200 is about to go to the s*** house and Lenny doesn't wanna answer the phone."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Dr. Bruner, it's Charlie Babbitt."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Where are you, son?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's not important. What matters is who I'm with."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "You have to bring him back, Mr. Babbitt. Do you understand me?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Certainly. No problem. That will be $1.5 million please. I'll take it in cash, check, or a transfer."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Why are you doing this?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'm not greedy. I just want my half."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Listen -- Ray, I don't know if I'm gonna have a chance to talk to you again. Because you see, these -- Dr. Bruner really likes you a lot, and he's probably gonna take you back. You know?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What I said about being on the road with you I meant. Connecting. I like having you for my brother."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I'm an excellent driver."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yes, you are. I like having you for my big brother."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "C-H-A-R-L-I-E. C-H-A-R-L-I-E. Main man."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Okay, Ray, we've got blueberry, buckwheat, all flavors, what kind do you want?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Pancakes."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I know, but what kind?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Pancakes."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who is on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You've got a date, Ray, you're gonna go dancing."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You know how to dance, Ray?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "No."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'll have to teach you sometime."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ray, you're not gonna have to dance, but I will teach you sometime."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Definitely have to dance with Iris."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Sorry I even brought this up. You're right, Ray, you got a date with the only famous dancing hooker in Las Vegas."
  • (Tom Cruise) "When I was a little kid and I got scared, the Rain Man would come and sing to me."
  • (Valeria Golino) "Rain what?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Oh you know, one of those imaginary childhood friends."
  • (Valeria Golino) "What happened to him?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Nothing, I just grew up."
  • (Valeria Golino) "Not so much."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Listen, Ray, our dad died, that means he's not with us anymore. Did they tell you about that?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I don't know."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You don't know if they told you or you don't know what death is?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I don't know."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Now it's five and a half weeks and I'm still sitting on four Lamborghinis that can't meet spot emissions standards. Now, how many times you wash out with EPA?"
  • (Ralph Seymour) "Uh, yes sir, they're finally, uh, clearing EPA; uh, just one or two more days."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Three times? You're really on a roll here, my friend; four cars, three times each; that's zip for twelve. What are you, a -- mechanic, or a NASA engineer? Now listen, now, I told you I've never dealt with these Lamborghinis before, and yet you assured me that you can deliver these cars within that time frame. Don't, don't tell me that, 'cause I; I'm not even listening."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You tire me, Ray."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Who took this picture?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "D-A-D."
  • (Tom Cruise) "And you lived with us?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati, Ohio."
  • (Tom Cruise) "When did you leave?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 7.2 inches of snow that day."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Just after Mom died."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye.""
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yeah, room service, Suite 21. I'd like to order a large pizza."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Pepperoni, right?"
  • (Valeria Golino) "No, I don't want pepperoni."
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's right. A large pepperoni. How long's that going to take? Bring some beer up for two, and orange soda. Tapioca pudding, you got tapioca pudding? Well just bring the closest thing. All right, great."
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's it. You blew it. You don't get to see your program. Finished."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "One minute to Wapner."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray. You were in there. The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. Legal history."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ray, did you f***ing hear what I said? SHUT UP."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You read The Twelth Night?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I don't know. V-E-R-N."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You read Macbeth?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yes."
  • (Tom Cruise) "So you read all these stories and you don't know if you read the book?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "What's it going to be Ray? What's it going to be?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "This is a very dangerous highway."
  • (Tom Cruise) "How am I going to get to LA?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Course driving your car on this interstate is very dangerous."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You want to get off the highway will that make you happy?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yeah, well you gotta GET IN THE CAR SO THAT WE CAN GET OFF THE HIGHWAY."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Course in 1986 46,400 male drivers were definitely involved in fatal accidents."
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's why they sent you away. Because you hurt me."

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond

  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Definitely not."
  • (Valeria Golino) "But we an watch TV here, we're allowed."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "We have pepperoni pizza for dinner Monday nights."
  • (Valeria Golino) "Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Monday night is Italian night."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I'm an excellent driver."
  • (Tom Cruise) "When did you drive?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I drove slow on the driveway when my dad came to Walbrook."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Was Dad in the car?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'll have to let you drive sometime."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Raymond, you NEVER. NEVER touch the steering wheel when I'm driving. Do you hear me? Do you hear me?"
  • (Doctor) "Ray, do you want to stay and live with Charlie?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Doctor) "Or do you want to go back to Walbrook?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Doctor) "Which is it? Go back to Walbrook or stay with Charlie Babbitt?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Go back to Walbrook, stay with Charlie Babbitt."
  • (Doctor) "Ray, can we try something?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Doctor) "Do you know how much 312 x 123 is?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "3-8-3-7-6."
  • (Doctor) "He's right."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What?"
  • (Doctor) "He's right."
  • (Tom Cruise) "He's right?"
  • (Doctor) "Yeah."
  • (Doctor) "Ray -- How much is 4343 x 1234?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "5-3-5-9-2-6-2"
  • (Tom Cruise) "He's a genius --"
  • (Doctor) "Right."
  • (Tom Cruise) "He's a genius."
  • (Doctor) "Ray. Do you know how much a square root of 2130 is?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "4-6 point 1-5-1-9-2-3-0-4."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "2-3-0-4."
  • (Tom Cruise) "That's amazing. He is amazing. He should work for NASA or something like that."
  • (Doctor) "If you had a dollar -- and you spent 50 cents, how much money would you have left?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "About 70 --"
  • (Doctor) "70 cents?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "70 cents."
  • (Motorist) "Hey you. Hey dips***. Move it. You ain't gonna move, I'll move you."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said 'Don't Walk'. Have to get to K-Mart."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Uh oh. Uh oh, V-E-R-N. V-E-R-N. Homes. What's happenin' homes."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Did you fart, Ray? Did you f***ing fart?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Fart."
  • (Tom Cruise) "How can you stand that?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I don't mind it."
  • (Tom Cruise) "How can you stand it?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart."
  • (Tom Cruise) "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR. IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT. IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "K-Mart."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You know what I think, Ray? I think this autism is a bunch of s***. Because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Boxer shorts. K-Mart."
  • (Doctor) "Raymond, do you know what autistic is?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Doctor) "You know that word?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Doctor) "Are you autistic?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I don't think so. No. Definitely not."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Uh oh. Underwear on the highway. Uh oh."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Have you taken any prescription medication?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ray."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Ta da."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Ha ha. Charlie Babbitt made a joke."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I'm an excellent driver."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I don't want them back."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Underwear is underwear, Ray."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond."
  • (Tom Cruise) "All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati."
  • (Tom Cruise) "We're not going back to Cincinnati, Ray, so don't even start with that."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "We have to go to K-Mart."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "'Course I got Jeopardy. at five o'clock. I watch Jeopardy."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Don't start with that, Ray."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Of course you can't have pancakes without maple syrup."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You bet your butt."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Bet your butt."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "'Course, three minutes to Wapner."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You'll make it."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Doctor) "Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "'Bout a hundred dollars."
  • (Doctor) "Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "'Bout a hundred dollars."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Definitely not."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Are you taking any prescription medication?"
  • (Michael D. Roberts) "He likes you, that's just his way of showing it."
  • (Valeria Golino) "When I touched him, he pulled away."
  • (Michael D. Roberts) "Don't take it personal. He never touched me and I'm closer to him than anyone in the world, known him for nine years. It's not in him. If I left tomorrow without saying goodbye, he probably wouldn't notice."
  • (Valeria Golino) "He wouldn't notice if you left?"
  • (Michael D. Roberts) "I'm not sure but I don't think people are his first priority."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "12:30 is lunch."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What do you want?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You want another apple juice?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "No, orange soda. Uh oh, it's 12:31."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Lights out at eleven."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yeah well new rules."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Very shiny train."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Yeah, sure is."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "82, 82, 82."
  • (Tom Cruise) "82 what?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Toothpicks."
  • (Tom Cruise) "There's a lot more than 82 toothpicks, Ray."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "246 total."
  • (Tom Cruise) "How many?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "250."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Pretty close."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "There's four left in the box."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "'Course it's 10 minutes to Wapner."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You'll make it."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "C-H-A-R-L-I-E, my main man."

Gerald R. Molen as Dr. Bruner

  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Raymond, wouldn't you feel more relaxed in your favorite K-Mart clothes?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Tell him, Ray."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "K-Mart sucks."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Oh, I see."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Well, Raymond? Aren't you more comfortable in your favorite K-Mart clothes?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "Tell him, Ray."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "K-Mart sucks."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Oh, I see."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hey, Ray: you just made a joke."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah, a joke. Ha ha ha -- ha."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "Raymond's unable to make decisions."
  • (Tom Cruise) "You're wrong."
  • (Gerald R. Molen) "He can't decide for himself."
  • (Tom Cruise) "He's capable of a lot more than you know."

Valeria Golino as Susanna

  • (Valeria Golino) "How was that?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Wet."
  • (Valeria Golino) "You use me, you use Raymond, you use everybody."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you Raymond?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Shut up. He is answering a question from a half hour ago."
  • (Valeria Golino) "You have his money."
  • (Tom Cruise) "HIS money? That man was my father too, what about my f***in' half? Where's my f***in' half? I'm entitled to that money, Goddammit."

Bonnie Hunt as Sally Dibbs

  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Good Morning. Coffee?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "How did you know my phone number?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "How did you know that?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "You said read the telephone book last night. Dibbs Sally. 461-0192."
  • (Tom Cruise) "He, uh, remembers things. Little things sometimes."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Very clever boys. I'll be right back."

Ralph Seymour as Lenny

  • (Ralph Seymour) "Charlie, where the hell have you been? I've been waiting by this phone for 3 hours man."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Take it easy, I was just buying some clothes."
  • (Ralph Seymour) "Charlie we are in serious trouble. Serious trouble and you're buying clothes."
  • (Tom Cruise) "What trouble?"
  • (Ralph Seymour) "The cars. The cars are gone, the buyers want their deposits back, they all do. That's eighty thou, Charlie."
  • (Tom Cruise) "$80,000. I don't have it."
  • (Ralph Seymour) "You gotta pay these people or we're out of business. What am I gonna tell them?"
  • (Tom Cruise) "I don't know."
  • (Tom Cruise) "SON OF A BITCH. SON OF A BITCH."

Lucinda Jenney as Iris

  • (Lucinda Jenney) "So, what are you doing in Las Vegas?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "We're counting cards."
  • (Lucinda Jenney) "You're counting cards?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "We're counting cards."
  • (Lucinda Jenney) "That's interesting."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "We're counting cards."
  • (Lucinda Jenney) "I know you're counting cards, what else are you doing?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Are you taking any prescription medication?"

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