Rancho Deluxe Quotes

Rancho Deluxe is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Rancho Deluxe completed its run in 1970.

It features Elliott Kastner as producer, Jimmy Buffett in charge of musical score, and William A. Fraker as head of cinematography.

Rancho Deluxe is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rancho Deluxe is 93 min long. Rancho Deluxe is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Joe Spinell as Mr. Colson, Clifton James as John Brown, Slim Pickens as Henry Beige, Sam Waterston as Cecil Colson, Harry Dean Stanton as Curt, Bert Conway as Wilbur Fargo, Jeff Bridges as Jack McKee, Charlene Dallas as Laura Beige, Elizabeth Ashley as Cora Brown, and Maggie Wellman as Mary Fargo.

Rancho Deluxe Quotes

Clifton James as John Brown

• (Clifton James) "When was the last time you saw a Negro in Livingstone?"
• (Policeman) "On the one-fifteen from Billings. It was a redcap."
• (Clifton James) "Are you sure it wasn't Al Jolson?"

• (Clifton James) "Have you always been a stock detective, Mr. Beige?"
• (Slim Pickens) "No."
• (Clifton James) "What did you do before that?"
• (Slim Pickens) "I was a horse thief."

Sam Waterston as Cecil Colson

• (Sam Waterston) "That is dyno-supreme."
• (Maggie Wellman) "Mmmm. I am loaded."
• (Maggie Wellman) "Stony weed, I tell you."

• (Sam Waterston) "You ever see "Cheyenne Autumn?""
• (Jeff Bridges) "Oh, yes."
• (Sam Waterston) "Well, in another twenty years they're gonna make "Aluminum Autumn.""

• (Sam Waterston) "Should I bring lots of rubbers?"

Harry Dean Stanton as Curt

• (Harry Dean Stanton) "Poor bastard is so old he creaks like "The Inner Sanctum.""

Slim Pickens as Henry Beige

• (Slim Pickens) "I'm gonna give you a rule of thumb. You foller it and you just might hold on to this ranch of yours. All large-scale crime is an inside job. Takin' fingerprints and sendin' trash off to the lab just don't ger her done. If you're dealin' with people, you gotta be human."
• (Charlene Dallas) "C'mon Henry, let's blow this pop stand. I wanna get to Great Falls and spend my cut."

• (Slim Pickens) "Here's my bill. You can pay it, or use it to wipe the pablum off your chin."
• (Clifton James) "I'll pay it."
• (Slim Pickens) "Don't make me no never mind; I'm just in this for the sport."

Bert Conway as Wilbur Fargo

• (Bert Conway) "Come in, Grandma, and see the floozies and the whore-mongers. Filth and evil are one subject I am slow to tolerate."
• (Jeff Bridges) "Uh, that's two subjects."
• (Bert Conway) "You are in a dangerous country, boy --"

Jeff Bridges as Jack McKee

• (Jeff Bridges) "Let's skip these runners-Up and also-Rans. Let's go for the biggest and the best."
• (Sam Waterston) "What's that?"
• (Jeff Bridges) "Let's see what won the top seed bull."
• (Sam Waterston) "I want to see the winning chicken."
• (Jeff Bridges) "We're gonna skip the chicken."
• (Sam Waterston) "I'm into blue-Ribbon cabbages. I want to see one."
• (Jeff Bridges) "Let's keep our eye on the ball, Cecil."

Joe Spinell as Mr. Colson

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Elizabeth Ashley as Cora Brown

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