Ready, Willing, and Disabled Quotes

Ready, Willing, and Disabled is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Ready, Willing, and Disabled ended its run in 1970.

Ready, Willing, and Disabled Quotes

• (Slick Guy) "Jim Caplin: Sports Agent. You like this car?"
• (Joe Swanson) "Yeah."
• (Slick Guy) "It's yours. You like these pants?"
• (Joe Swanson) "Yeah."
• (Slick Guy) "They're yours. You know what a merkin is?"
• (Joe Swanson) "No."
• (Slick Guy) "Pubic wig. I got one, you want it?"
• (Joe Swanson) "No."
• (Slick Guy) "Of course not, you're a classy guy. You want to be rich?"
• (Joe Swanson) "Yeah."
• (Slick Guy) "Sign here."

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