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Real Me (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Real Me (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Real Me stopped airing in 1970.

Real Me (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Dawn) "She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs."
  • (Buffy) "Giles, are you sure about this?"
  • (Giles) "Why wouldn't I be?"
  • (Buffy) "Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer, have you ever run a store before?"
  • (Giles) "I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things they never return. It'll give me focus, help increase my resources. And it'll prevent you lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours. There may even be some space for you to train in the back."
  • (Buffy) "Boy, you've really thought this through. How bored were you last year?"
  • (Giles) "I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it."
  • (Anya) "Crap. Look at this -- Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children and more cash than I can reasonably manage."
  • (Xander) "That means you're winning."
  • (Anya) "Really?"
  • (Xander) "Yes. Cash equals good."
  • (Anya) "Ooooh. I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?"
  • (Harmony) "We're gonna kill the Slayer."
  • (Spike) "Singing my song now, are you? You should pay me royalties for that one, or at least get your own tune."
  • (Dawn) "Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you."
  • (Buffy) "Can't say she didn't warn him."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Hey, Giles. Sharp wheels."
  • (Tara Maclay) "The rest of the car's nice too."
  • (Xander) "Check this out, they put cheese on round bread. It's gonna be big."
  • (Buffy) "We're going to the magic shop. No school supplies there."
  • (Dawn) "Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts."
  • (Dawn) "Jeez, crack a book sometime."
  • (Harmony) "I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework, reading books 'n stuff."
  • (Spike) "What, "Evil for Dummies?""
  • (Dawn) "I don't think Buffy's Watcher likes me too much. I think it's cuz he's just so -- old."
  • (Dawn) "I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time. So he's gotta be pretty far gone."
  • (Buffy) "You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home."
  • (Dawn) "Yeah well, I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me."
  • (Buffy) "Fine. I'll just tell her that you ran out of the house in the middle of the night, that you got Anya hurt, invited a vampire in, got kidnapped --"
  • (Giles) "I'm just not used to this automatic transmission. I-I loathe this sitting here, not contributing. No, no, no, no. It's not working out."
  • (Buffy) "Giles, are you breaking up with your car?"
  • (Giles) "Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty."
  • (Buffy) "Little two-door tramp."
  • (Dawn) "She still thinks I'm Little Miss Nobody, just her dumb little sister. Boy, is she in for a surprise."

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