Real Men (film) Quotes

Real Men (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Real Men ended its run in 1970.

It features Martin Bregman as producer, Miles Goodman in charge of musical score, and John A. Alonzo as head of cinematography.

Real Men (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Real Men (film) is 85 min. long. Real Men (film) is distributed by United Artists.

Real Men (film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Is my presence here upsetting you, Bob?"
• (Unnamed) "Hell no."
• (Unnamed) "You sure?"
• (Unnamed) "You kidding? Welcome. Nice to see you."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah? Maybe if I let you hold the gun --"
• (Unnamed) "-- you'd feel more comfortable."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I don't know. Maybe."
• (Unnamed) "Well, why don't you try?"
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you."
• (Unnamed) "There you go. You're welcome."
• (Unnamed) "You don't have to test it, Bob. The gun is empty."
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Unnamed) "THIS one's loaded. You want to be careful with this one, Bob."

• (Unnamed) "You did great service to your country."
• (Unnamed) "Would you like me to do it again?"

• (Unnamed) "They're gonna shoot at us, aren't they?"
• (Unnamed) "Probably, Bob. It's what they brought the guns for."

• (Unnamed) "Who Are Those Clowns?"

• (Unnamed) "I didn't know you smoked."
• (Unnamed) "Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up."
• (Unnamed) "Well, at least you don't smoke that much."
• (Unnamed) "About a pack a day."
• (Unnamed) "That'll kill ya."
• (Unnamed) "Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore."

• (Unnamed) "That thing with the cabinets, it was terrific -- Nick Pirandello, CIA. And you're Bob Wilson, right? You know, while I was looking around for something to work with; I hope you don't mind me using some of your stuff; anyway, I came across the letters you wrote to your wife before you were married. You're beautiful, Bob. Some of the sentiments blew me away. One question, though: what was that thing that she did in Santa Barbara -- that you keep pleading with her to do again? Bet it felt pretty good, huh, Bob?"
• (Unnamed) "What do you want?"

• (Unnamed) "You've got a sense of humor Bob -- I like that in a man."
• (Unnamed) "What do you like in a woman?"
• (Unnamed) "Big tits."

• (Unnamed) "They're destroying my ducks."

• (Unnamed) "Will you look at the tits on this guy?"

• (Unnamed) "You're kidding. What idiots think up something like that?"
• (Unnamed) "I dunno Bob, I think there's a special department of idiots in the White House who do that."

• (Unnamed) "We're as safe here as we are anywhere."
• (Unnamed) "How safe is that?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, not very."

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