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Reba (TV series) Quotes

Reba is a Sitcom that debuted in 2001 on The WB (2001-2006). Reba ended in 2007.

Reba was on for 6 seasons and 127 episodes. It features Jason Shubb as producer, Shelby Kennedy as theme composer, and Steve Dorff (season 1) as composer. Reba is executive produced by Mindy Schultheis. Reba is created by Allison M. Gibson.

Reba is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Reba is 30 minutes long. Reba is produced by Acme Productions and distributed by 20th Television.

Reba Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Kyra, what on Earth would make you wanna hit someone?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's her way of showing affection."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's right. Now why don't you come over here for a little hug."
  • (Unnamed) "Brock, I had an epidural. I think that's what Jesus would have wanted."
  • (Unnamed) "I think that's what Mary would have wanted."
  • (Unnamed) "You want me to sign a permission form for bigamy?"
  • (Unnamed) "I know what Kyra is doing."
  • (Unnamed) "Like you did with Cheyenne?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, one time. The one time our daughter gets pregnant and I never hear the end of it."
  • (Unnamed) "I never wanted to get married in the Virgin Islands."
  • (Unnamed) "Too ironic for ya?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'll be with my friends, you'll be with yours. Then we'll hook up later. It'll be just like junior year. Except we're married, you're pregnant, and everything is different."
  • (Unnamed) "And you are gonna be the prettiest woman in the office."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Second to you."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, we're not comparing apples and melon's here."
  • (Unnamed) "Boop. You've got mail."
  • (Unnamed) "Boop. You've got a goof-ball."
  • (Unnamed) "So, what do you think? Is it me?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. It's me."
  • (Unnamed) "Jake Mitchell Hart are you lying to me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. No one mocks me and gets away with it."
  • (Unnamed) "So, did that boy even go upstairs?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. And I didn't no he was a boy, I thought he was an ugly girl."
  • (Unnamed) "You are in big trouble. no tv, no dessert, and Grandma gets her cell phone back."
  • (Unnamed) "Wanna go to the movies?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Wanna fool around?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Wanna eat some pizza?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "MOM."
  • (Unnamed) "You're leaving? Who's going to watch Elizabeth?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oooh, that was close. I almost left her alone with her parents."
  • (Unnamed) "They all want grandchildren, but they never think of the consequences --"
  • (Unnamed) "She must be making their lives a living nightmare."
  • (Unnamed) "I know."
  • (Unnamed) "I mean --"
  • (Unnamed) "I know."
  • (Unnamed) "It's a mother-in-law's job to make the best of a bad situation."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought it was a mother-in-law's job to make butt-jokes about her son-in-law."
  • (Unnamed) "We wear many hats."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you know what a teenager is?"
  • (Unnamed) "A demon?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mom, this isn't my stuff. Oh, my god. We need to call the police"
  • (Unnamed) "And report what, a delivery?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, no. It says here that Barbara Jean told Buzzard it was okay for him to write me and visit when he's in town."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait, this is Barbara Jean's brother Buzzard; right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Cheyenne, I would hate to think that I knew more than one person with the nickname 'Buzzard'."
  • (Unnamed) "You're not the boss of me."
  • (Unnamed) "If I was your boss, I would be sleeping with you right now."
  • (Unnamed) "You treat that animal like it can walk on water."
  • (Unnamed) "What is "dog" spelled backwards reba?"
  • (Unnamed) "GOD. it spells god."
  • (Unnamed) "If Thanksgiving were a concert the turkey would be Cher."
  • (Electrician) "Wow, your mom's a real grouch."
  • (Unnamed) "I know, right?"

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