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Remember WENN Quotes

Remember WENN is a Comedy-drama that appeared on TV in 1996 on AMC (TV channel). Remember WENN completed its run in 1998.

Remember WENN aired for 4 seasons and 56 episodes. It features Frank Doelger as producer, Rupert Holmes as composer, and David Sperling as head of cinematography. Remember WENN is executive produced by Paula Connelly Skorka.

Remember WENN is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Remember WENN is produced by Entertainment Group.

Remember WENN Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Generally, Gertie, we try to avoid writing dialogue for our cast that is impossible to pronounce?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, really?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. That type of torturous tongue-twisting tends to be tantamount to terrifying and intimidating to our troop. I mean, please continue."
  • (Doug Thompson) "Wow, Betty, I don't know how often I'm likely to find you running down the hall after me. It's sort of, you know, The Dream."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, well, Doug, I need to ask you something. In private."
  • (Doug Thompson) "Son of the Dream."
  • (Unnamed) "Problem?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, nothing."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean, "nothing"? Is it really nothing because it's nothing, or is it nothing because it's something you don't want to tell me, or is it nothing because it's something that you will tell me if I promise to say nothing?"
  • (Unnamed) "The last one, I think."
  • (Unnamed) "Hilary, this -- agent of yours, she's bullying everyone who deals with her. Rex Noble tells my theater friends he feels beaten down and bludgeoned, and Betty says your agent hasn't met a demand she didn't like. This Doris Snithing is insensitive, insatiable, and relentless. Hilary, I guess what I'm saying is -- you think she'll be my agent, too?"
  • (Unnamed) "I, um, don't suppose you've had a chance to look at my script yet, have you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, um, just the first page. I thought --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, please, be as critical as you would like. My internship here would otherwise be meaningless."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Enid, I couldn't help noticing that both the hero and the villain in your script have the same first name. Don't you think that that's a little confusing? Especially on the radio, where you can't see what anyone looks like. For instance, on page one of your script your heroine says, 'I just hope John can stop John from destroying John's plan to take control of John's company.'"
  • (Unnamed) "Hilary, you have to get up."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, no. I was having the loveliest dream."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, what were you dreaming?"
  • (Unnamed) "That I was asleep."
  • (Unnamed) "We have a 10am show, and it is now 10:03. Would you please take your places at the microphones?"
  • (Unnamed) "Maple, would you tell Betty that I just don't care any more?"
  • (Unnamed) "Jeff, would you kindly remind Hilary that Betty and I are no longer speaking to each other?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, Maple, but Hilary and I are not talking to each other."
  • (Unnamed) "Mackie, are you still speaking to Hilary?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'm talking Hilary; I'm not talking to you."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, if you're talking to me, Mackie, would you please tell Betty that I don't care?"
  • (Unnamed) "Betty isn't listening to me anymore."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, are you talking to Jeff?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that I don't care?"
  • (Unnamed) "Jeff, Hilary said to tell Betty that she doesn't care any more."
  • (Unnamed) "I've taken my last set of orders from you, Mackie. And we are not talking to each other, remember?"
  • (Unnamed) "I forgot. Maple, are we still talking?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think so, but remember, I'm not speaking to Hilary or Betty."
  • (Unnamed) "But you're talking to Jeff."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that Hilary told me to tell her that she just doesn't care any more?"
  • (Unnamed) "If I'm gonna win this thing for all the Betty Roberts in this country, maybe that means I have to do without the one I care about for a while. Maybe that's how this whole thing works."
  • (Unnamed) "Now here's the tricky part: the bump. Imagine somebody threw a hand grenade at you --"
  • (Unnamed) "Everyone's a critic."
  • (Unnamed) "-- and you have to knock it away with your hips right back at the enemy. Pretend the audience is the enemy."
  • (Unnamed) "I see you've worked Buffalo."
  • (Unnamed) "Victor Comstock and I once took a walk down to where the Monongahela and the Allegheny rivers meet. It was a clear night; it seemed as if the entire universe was reflected in the water. The milky way was a plume of white smoke on a black velvet river filled with shining sapphires. We; Victor and I; looked down into the water and you; he said; something to me that I will never forget. Can you tell me what you said?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think I said something to the effect that the confluence of the rivers was in fact a misnomer since in actuality the Monongahela circumvents the Allegheny by some 300-odd feet."
  • (Unnamed) "Victor. It is you."

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