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Renaissance Man (film) Quotes

Renaissance Man (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Renaissance Man stopped airing in 1970.

It features Sara Colleton as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Renaissance Man (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Renaissance Man (film) is 128 minutes long. Renaissance Man (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Lillo Brancato, Jr. as Pvt. Donnie Benitez, Gregory Hines as Sergeant Cass, Danny DeVito as Bill Rago, Khalil Kaen as Pvt. Roosevelt Nathaniel Hobbs, Mark Wahlberg as Pvt. Tommy Lee Haywood, Stacey Dash as Private Miranda Myers, Kadeem Hardison as Pvt. Jamaal Mongomerey, Gregory Sporleder as Melvin, and Kadeem Hardison as Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery.

Renaissance Man (film) Quotes

Danny DeVito as Bill Rago

  • (Danny DeVito) "Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm looking for the Army Education Center."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Captain Tom Murdoch."
  • (MP Directing Traffic) "Captain Murdoch's not at the A.E.C. Captain Murdoch's at the A.R.C"
  • (Danny DeVito) "A.R.C., A.E.C."
  • (MP Directing Traffic) "You lookin' for Captain Murdoch?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Yeah."
  • (MP Directing Traffic) "The A.E.C. is building 2310. You want building 4475."
  • (Danny DeVito) "447 --"
  • (MP Directing Traffic) "Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click 'til you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left."
  • (Danny DeVito) "P.M., P.X."
  • (MP Directing Traffic) "If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far."
  • (Danny DeVito) "D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Can I buy a vowel?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "He wrote plays. Plays? You know, like TV without the box."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Now what's a Double D?"
  • (Kadeem Hardison) "The whole fort calls us Double Ds."
  • (Lillo Brancato, Jr.) "Yeah; dumb as dog s***."
  • (Danny DeVito) "GO NAVY."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Hi. I'm Bill Rago. I've never taught before and you've never thought before. So good luck to all of us."
  • (Danny DeVito) "But you know what I remember most about him?"
  • (Pvt. Jackson Leroy) "No."
  • (Danny DeVito) "They said that he could stand, with his feet together like this, and spring straight over a man's head."
  • (Pvt. Jackson Leroy) "Really?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "If Leon Battista Alberti couldn't have done that, I wouldn't have remembered a thing about him."
  • (Pvt. Jackson Leroy) "So, wait -- he was sort of like a smart jock, wasn't he?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "That's right."
  • (Pvt. Jackson Leroy) "Now there's an oxymoron, isn't it?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "You got it."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Melvin, read the rest of it when you come out of the coma."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Write -- why you're here."
  • (Lillo Brancato, Jr.) "This is where they told us to be."
  • (Danny DeVito) "No, no. Write about the magical twist of fate that prompted you to gravitate towards this institute of imbeciles."
  • (Kadeem Hardison) "What?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Write why you joined the Army."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Hamlet's mama, she's a queen."
  • (Unnamed) "Hamlet's mama, she's a queen."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Buys it in the final scene."
  • (Unnamed) "Buys it in the final scene."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Drinks a glass of funky wine."
  • (Unnamed) "Drinks a glass of funky wine."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Now she's Satan's valentine."
  • (Unnamed) "Now she's Satan's valentine."
  • (Danny DeVito) "All I know is, the choices we make dictate the life we lead. "To thine own self be true.""
  • (Florist) "Hey, excuse me, sir. I'm lookin' for the base chapel"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Base chapel?"
  • (Florist) "Yeah."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Go back around the curve 'til you reach the P.X. Ya hang a right. Ya come to that line A.P.C.s, ya turn left. Go half a click, ya come to the R.F.P.C. building. It's right around the back. Got it?"
  • (Florist) "Yeah."

Kadeem Hardison as Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery

  • (Kadeem Hardison) "You can't say that. That is a diss. I ain't no ox moron."
  • (Danny DeVito) "No, no, no not ox moron, schmuck; oxymoron."
  • (Kadeem Hardison) "Bill, are you gonna translate this?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Why? It's in English."

Khalil Kaen as Pvt. Roosevelt Nathaniel Hobbs

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Mark Wahlberg as Pvt. Tommy Lee Haywood

  • (Mark Wahlberg) "There's these woods behind our trailer park. This old guy lives in the woods there. Everybody in town swore he was crazy. He showed me how to hunt, and how to be real quiet, and how to listen. He said he had seen everythin' in the world he wanted to see, and he ain't never wanted to leave those woods. Well, me and my daddy got laid off at the paper mill, and whilst I spent about five months watchin' TV with my brothers, I kept thinkin' of what the old man said. Finally, I decided that I did want to see more of the world, and what was behind that trailer park. And that's why I joined up."
  • (Stacey Dash) "I liked livin' with my aunt, Mavis, in Chicago the best. But last summer, my mother, Ruthie, came back and we drove to Atlanta. She said, "We don't have to stay long," but then she met a man, and they take off. I waited around for a while, waitin' for her to come back, but everybody keep sayin', "Just go on home." I don't know where that is. So I take the bus to Cleaveland and spend two days starin' at the poster behind the driver sayin', "Be all you can be." So I think about that for a week, and think I gotta be somewhere, so here I am."
  • (Kadeem Hardison) "In my crib, there ain't never been a time where we eat, sleep, or nothin'. Y'know, everybody just run around crazy. Half the time, I don't even know who we are. I must be the only person in the world who joined the army so he'd know exactly what time he'd be eating lunch."
  • (Khalil Kaen) "I wanted to learn a new trade."

Stacey Dash as Private Miranda Myers

  • (Stacey Dash) "Give him time, give him time. He's a white boy."

Gregory Sporleder as Melvin

  • (Gregory Sporleder) "I ain't never gonna hit my kids."

Lillo Brancato, Jr. as Pvt. Donnie Benitez

  • (Lillo Brancato, Jr.) ""He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors, And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:' Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars. And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.' Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember with advantages What feats he did that day:"
  • (Lillo Brancato, Jr.) "then shall our names, Familiar in his mouth as household words Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester, Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd. And this story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd;"
  • (Lillo Brancato, Jr.) "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother."
  • (Lillo Brancato, Jr.) "And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks who fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day". That enough Drill Sergeant?"
  • (Gregory Hines) "Yes, Benitez. Good."

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