Reno 911!: Miami Quotes

Reno 911!: Miami is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Reno 911!: Miami completed its run in 1970.

It features Craig Wedren in charge of musical score, and Joe Kessler as head of cinematography.

Reno 911!: Miami is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Reno 911!: Miami is 80 minutes long. Reno 911!: Miami is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Kerri Kenney-Silver as Deputy Trudy Wiegel, Thomas Lennon as Lieutenant Jim Dangle, Patton Oswalt as Jeff Spoder, Wendi McLendon-Covey as Deputy Clementine Johnson, Robert Ben Garant as Deputy Travis Junior, Cedric Yarbrough as Deputy S. Jones, Nick Swardson as Terry, and Niecy Nash as Deputy Raineesha Williams.

Reno 911!: Miami Quotes

Cedric Yarbrough as Deputy S. Jones

• (Cedric Yarbrough) "Be gentle with it."

Kerri Kenney-Silver as Deputy Trudy Wiegel

• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "I had to pee, so I did the pullover thing, but I think I dribbled."

• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home murder."

• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno."
• (Nick Swardson) "Heavy on the assador."

• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "Can't you just give me a pity f***?"

• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "Your watch is stuck in my pubes."

• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "God Terry, what are you covered in?"
• (Nick Swardson) "Oh that's -- Apple Martini lube."

• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more."

Thomas Lennon as Lieutenant Jim Dangle

• (Thomas Lennon) "What the f***."

• (Thomas Lennon) "Why was your hand on my dick?"
• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "I dreamt that I was driving in the Indie500."

• (Thomas Lennon) "Does anybody have any ideas?"
• (Kerri Kenney-Silver) "What about -- a phone -- you can smell through --"

• (Glen the Desk Clerk) "Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?"
• (Thomas Lennon) "There's 8 of us --"
• (Glen the Desk Clerk) "8, 8 people for a suckfest."
• (Thomas Lennon) "No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention."
• (Glen the Desk Clerk) "I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention."

Patton Oswalt as Jeff Spoder

• (Patton Oswalt) "Any last words?"
• (Thomas Lennon) "Ummm -- Uhhhh -- Ummm He liked it? NO. Wait."

• (Patton Oswalt) "Johnson. Last words?"
• (Wendi McLendon-Covey) "Legalize it."

• (Patton Oswalt) "HAMMER OF THE GODS."

Robert Ben Garant as Deputy Travis Junior

• (Robert Ben Garant) "Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal."

• (Robert Ben Garant) "Who gave topless a gun?"

• (Robert Ben Garant) "I just had the weirdest dream."
• (Thomas Lennon) "You know you're driving, right?"
• (Thomas Lennon) "Nobody in it."

Niecy Nash as Deputy Raineesha Williams

• (Niecy Nash) "We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk and you the only thing I see around here that could qualify as lewd."
• (Nick Swardson) "How is this -- I'm not lewd at all -- I don't even know what -- lube or lewd?"

• (Niecy Nash) "Thats not the only thing you're on. What else are you on, Terry?"
• (Nick Swardson) "I'm on f***ing crack, yo."

Wendi McLendon-Covey as Deputy Clementine Johnson

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Nick Swardson as Terry

• (Nick Swardson) "I'm on wheels yo."

• (Nick Swardson) "I just flew in. I'm recording an album. It's called Terrys' South Bitch Live: f*** You Dad, and it drops in 2009."

• (Nick Swardson) "Your mom's a ukulele."

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