Reservoir Dogs Quotes

Reservoir Dogs is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Reservoir Dogs ended in 1970.

It features Lawrence Bender as producer, and Andrzej Sekuła as head of cinematography.

Reservoir Dogs is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Reservoir Dogs is 99 minutes long. Reservoir Dogs is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Chris Penn as Nice Guy Eddie, Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink, Edward Bunker as Mr. Blue, Lawrence Tierney as Joe, Quentin Tarantino as Mr. Brown, Harvey Keitel as Mr. White, Michael Madsen as Mr. Blonde, Tim Roth as Mr. Orange, Steven Wright as K-Billy DJ, Kirk Baltz as Marvin, Tim Roth as Freddy Newandyke, Randy Brooks as Holdaway, and Harvey Keitel as Mr White.

Reservoir Dogs Quotes

Harvey Keitel as Mr. White

• (Harvey Keitel) "You can't leave these guys here with him."
• (Chris Penn) "Why not?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "'Cause he's a f***ing psycho. And if you think Joe's pissed off, that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him for putting me in the same room as that bastard."
• (Michael Madsen) "You see what I've been putting up with, Eddie? I f***ing walked in here, told these guys about staying put; Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, calling me a motherf***er, saying he's gonna blow me away, and blah blah blah blah blah."
• (Harvey Keitel) "He's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree."
• (Harvey Keitel) "What are you, a f***ing silent partner? Tell him."
• (Steve Buscemi) "He went crazy in the store, but him seems all right now."

• (Harvey Keitel) "f*** you, Maniac."

• (Harvey Keitel) "If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next."

• (Harvey Keitel) "What, did you forget your french fries, to go with the soda?"

• (Harvey Keitel) "The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherf***er, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman."

• (Harvey Keitel) "That girl's ass --"
• (Tim Roth) "It's sitting here right on my dick."

• (Harvey Keitel) "Give me this f***ing thing."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "What do you think you're doing? Give me back my book."
• (Harvey Keitel) "I'm sick of f***ing hearing it Joe, I'll give it back to you when we leave."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "What do you mean, give it to me when we leave, give it back now."
• (Harvey Keitel) "For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? f***ing Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap -- I don't know what; comin' out of my right."

• (Harvey Keitel) "Relax. Have a cigarette."
• (Steve Buscemi) "I quit."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Alright."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Why, you got one?"

• (Harvey Keitel) "You can't leave this guy with them."
• (Chris Penn) "Why not?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Because he's a f***ing psycho. And if you think Joe's pissed off, that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him, for putting me in the same room as that bastard."
• (Michael Madsen) "See what I've been putting up with, Eddie? I f***ing walked in here, I told these guys about staying put. Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, calling me a motherf***er, saying he's gonna blow me away and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Michael Madsen as Mr. Blonde

• (Michael Madsen) "Boy that was really exciting. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya. Yeah me too. I love that guy. My heart's beatin' so fast I'm about to have a heart attack."

• (Michael Madsen) "I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch."

• (Michael Madsen) "Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him -- or they don't."

• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "Please. Please -- Don't burn me, man."
• (Michael Madsen) "You all through? You all through?"
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "Look, I -- I got a little kid at home. Now, PLEASE."
• (Michael Madsen) "No, no, no, no, no, no. You all done? You all done? How 'bout a little fire, Scarecrow?"

• (Michael Madsen) "Listen, I appreciate what, you guys are doin' for me, but I was wonderin' when I can come back and, you know, do some real work."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Well, that's hard to say, It's kind of a strange time now. Things are a little --"
• (Chris Penn) "They're a little f***ed-up is what they are. Listen we got a big meetin' goin' down in Vegas right now."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Just let Eddie for now set you up in Long Beach, get you some cash, Get this Scagnetti f*** off your back, and then we can start talkin' okay? Huh?"
• (Chris Penn) "Listen daddy, I got an idea. Now just, hear me out. Now, I know you don't like usin' the boys on jobs like these, but Vic has been nothin' but good luck for us. The guy's a f***in' rabbits foot for cryin' out loud. I'd like to have him in. You know he's reliable and you damn well know trust him."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "How would you feel about pulling off a job with about five other guys?"
• (Michael Madsen) "I'd feel great about it."

• (Michael Madsen) "Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?"

• (Michael Madsen) "You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's gonna start cryin'."

• (Michael Madsen) "Was that as good for you as it was for me?"

• (Michael Madsen) "Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "s*** -- You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

• (Michael Madsen) "Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."

• (Michael Madsen) "Listen kid, I'm not gonna bulls*** you, all right? I don't give a good f*** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
• (Michael Madsen) "You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite."

Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink

• (Steve Buscemi) "He seems okay now, but he was crazy in the store."
• (Harvey Keitel) "This is what he was doing --"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam."
• (Michael Madsen) "Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the alarm -- but they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive."
• (Harvey Keitel) "My f***ing hero."
• (Michael Madsen) "Thanks."
• (Harvey Keitel) "That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?"
• (Michael Madsen) "I don't like alarms, Mr. White."

• (Steve Buscemi) "For all I know, you're the rat."
• (Harvey Keitel) "For all I know you're the f***ing rat."
• (Steve Buscemi) "All right, now you're using your f***ing head."

• (Steve Buscemi) "You're acting like a first year f***ing thief. I'm acting like a professional."

• (Steve Buscemi) "I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know."

• (Steve Buscemi) "I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f***ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f***s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bulls*** I got two words for that: learn to f***in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f***in' surprise."

• (Steve Buscemi) "Well, first things first. Staying here's goofy. We gotta book up."
• (Harvey Keitel) "So, what do you suggest, we go to a hotel? We got a guy who's shot in the belly, he can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig, and when he's awake he screams in pain."
• (Steve Buscemi) "You got an idea, spit it out."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Joe could help him. If we can get in touch with Joe, he could get him to a doctor. He could get a doctor to come see him."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Assuming we can trust Joe, how we gonna get in touch with him, huh? He's supposed to be here, but he ain't, which is making me very nervous about being here. Even if Joe is on the up and up, he's probably not gonna be too happy with us. Joe planned a robbery, but he's got a blood bath on his hands now. Dead cops, dead robbers, dead civillians -- Jesus Christ. I tend to doubt he's gonna have a lot of sympathy for our plight. If I was him, I'd try to put as much distance between me and this mess as humanly possible."

• (Steve Buscemi) "All right, but normally I would never do this."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Never mind what you normally would do."

• (Steve Buscemi) "Was that a f***ing set up or what?"
• (Tim Roth) "f***ing right."
• (Steve Buscemi) "s***. Orange got tagged?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Gut shot."
• (Steve Buscemi) "f***. Where's, uh, Brown?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Dead."
• (Steve Buscemi) "How'd he die?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "How the f*** do you think? The cops shot him."
• (Steve Buscemi) "This is bad. This is so f***ing bad. Is it bad?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "As opposed to good?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "Man, this is f***ed up. This is so f***ed up. Somebody f***ed us up big time, man."
• (Harvey Keitel) "You really think we were set up?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "Do you even doubt it, man? I don't THINK we got set up, I KNOW we got set up. I mean, really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there? I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. When an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. In one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. All loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the f*** they were doing, and they were all just there. Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? Okay, those were the ones responding to the alarm, but those first motherf***ers, I'm telling you man, they were there and they were waiting for us. Haven't you f***ing thought about this?"

• (Steve Buscemi) "Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long f***ing time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times."
• (Michael Madsen) "Six times. Well, what if she's too f***ing busy?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "The words "too f***ing busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary."
• (Chris Penn) "Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f***ing thing you need is another cup of coffee."

• (Steve Buscemi) "Mr. Blonde. What happened to you? We figured you were dead. Hey. You okay? Did you see what happened to Blue? We didn't know what happened to you and Blue, that's what we were wondering about."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Come on. Look, Brown's dead and Orange got it in the belly --"
• (Harvey Keitel) "ENOUGH. Enough. You better start talking asshole. Because we got s*** we need to talk about. We're already freaked out. We need you acting freaky like we need a f***in' bag on our hip."
• (Michael Madsen) "Okay, let's talk."

• (Steve Buscemi) "Look man, I know what I'm talking about, and black women ain't the same as white women."
• (Harvey Keitel) "There's a slight difference."

• (Steve Buscemi) "Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses."

• (Steve Buscemi) "You kill anybody?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "A few cops."
• (Steve Buscemi) "No real people?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Just cops."

• (Steve Buscemi) "We were set up. The cops were waiting for us."
• (Chris Penn) "What? Nobody set anybody up."
• (Steve Buscemi) "The cops were there waiting for us."
• (Chris Penn) "Bull s***."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Hey, f*** you, man. You weren't there -- we were. And I'm tellin' ya, the cops had that store staked out."
• (Chris Penn) "Okay, Mr. f***ing Detective. You're so f***ing smart. Who did it? Who set us up?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "What the f*** do ya think we've been askin' each other?"
• (Chris Penn) "And what are your answers? Was it me? You think I set you up?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "I don't know, but somebody did."
• (Chris Penn) "Nobody did. You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and you wonder why the cops show up?"

• (Steve Buscemi) "We still gotta get outta here."
• (Michael Madsen) "We're gonna sit here and wait."
• (Harvey Keitel) "For what, the cops?"
• (Michael Madsen) "Nice Guy Eddie."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Nice Guy Eddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane half way to Costa Rica?"
• (Michael Madsen) "'Cause I talked to him and he said he was on his way down here."
• (Harvey Keitel) "You talked to Nice Guy Eddie? Why the f*** didn't you say that in the first place?"
• (Michael Madsen) "You didn't ask."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Hardy f***in' har."

• (Steve Buscemi) "What was the name of the chick who played Christie Love?"
• (Chris Penn) "Pam Grier."
• (Tim Roth) "No it wasn't Pam Grier. Pam Grier was the other one. Pam Grier did the film. Christie Love was like Pam Grier TV Show without Pam Grier."
• (Steve Buscemi) "So who was Christie Love?"
• (Tim Roth) "How the f*** should I know?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "Great. Now I'm totally f***ing tortured."

• (Steve Buscemi) "Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle."

• (Steve Buscemi) "I mean everbody panics, everybody, things get tense, it's human nature to panic, I don't care what you name it you just can't help it."

Lawrence Tierney as Joe

• (Lawrence Tierney) "Hey, I've changed my mind. Shoot this piece of s***, will ya?"

• (Lawrence Tierney) "Hey, who didn't throw in?"
• (Tim Roth) "Mr. Pink."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Mr. Pink? Why not?"
• (Tim Roth) "He don't tip."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "He don't tip? Whaddaya mean you don't tip?"
• (Tim Roth) "He don't believe in it."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Shut up."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "So who's your parole officer?"
• (Michael Madsen) "Seymour Scagnetti."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "What's he like?"
• (Michael Madsen) "He's a f***in' asshole."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "How does freedom feel?"
• (Michael Madsen) "It's a change."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "All right ramblers, let's get rambling."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "So, you guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? Gigglin' like a bunch of young broads in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. Wondering how the f*** they got there. "What did we do wrong? What shoulda we done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault." All that bulls***. Finally someone comes up with the idea, "Wait a minute. While we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tell f***in' jokes. Got the message? Fellas, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over; and I'm sure it's gonna be a successful one; hell, we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, I'll roll and laugh with all of you. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "Let's go to work."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "Give me that book."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Are you gonna put it away?"
• (Lawrence Tierney) "I'm gonna do whatever the f*** I want with it."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways we can do this job. My way -- or the highway."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "This man set us up."
• (Chris Penn) "Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell's happening."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "It's all right, Eddie. I do."
• (Harvey Keitel) "What the f*** are you talking about?"
• (Lawrence Tierney) "That lump of s***'s working with the L.A.P.D."
• (Tim Roth) "Joe, I don't have the slightest f***ing idea what you're talking about."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Like hell I am."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Joe, trust me on this. You've made a mistake. He's a good kid. I understand. You're hot, you're super f***ing pissed. We're all real emotional. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I know this man. He wouldn't do that."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "You don't know jack s***. I do. The cocksucker tipped off the cops and had Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Mr. Blue is dead?"
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Dead as Dillinger."
• (Harvey Keitel) "How do you know all this?"

• (Unnamed) "Freeze. Put the gun down."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Here your name's. Mr. White, Mr. Blonde and Mr. Pink."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Why am I Mr. Pink?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Who cares what your name is."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Easy for you to say your Mr. White you got a cool sounding name."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Let's go to work."
• (Tim Roth) "What happens if the Manager doesn't give you the diamonds?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Cut one of his fingers off the little one."
• (Michael Madsen) "If they haven't done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Your acting like a first year thief, i'm acting like a Professional."
• (Harvey Keitel) "A guy like can put you in for ten years worth."
• (Tim Roth) "BAM."
• (Harvey Keitel) "BAM."
• (Michael Madsen) "Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam."
• (Chris Penn) "Your under arrest sugar."
• (Michael Madsen) "Hey Joe, want me to shoot this guy?"

• (Lawrence Tierney) "Cough up a buck you cheap bastard."

• (Lawrence Tierney) "Only one thing to do in that case: s*** in yer pants an' dive in and swim."

Chris Penn as Nice Guy Eddie

• (Chris Penn) "Alright, first things f***in' last."

• (Chris Penn) "Alright, Mr. f***ing Compassion. I will call somebody."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Who?"
• (Chris Penn) "A f***ing snakecharmer. What do you think? I'll call a doctor."

• (Chris Penn) "Yeah I'm sorry, I should have picked you up myself. This whole week has been f***ed up, I've had my head up my ass the whole time."
• (Michael Madsen) "You know, that's funny, 'cause that's what me and your dad were just talkin' about."
• (Chris Penn) "That I should have picked you up?"
• (Michael Madsen) "No, that you got your head up your ass. I mean I walked in here and Joe's like, "Vic, thank god you're back. My son Eddie's a f***-up. I mean I love the guy, but he's just flushin' everything down the toilet. He's ruining me." I mean that's what you said, right Joe? I'm not makin' this up."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "I'm sorry you had to hear it like this Eddie. Vic asked me how business was, and you can't lie to a man who's done time for you."
• (Chris Penn) "That's very true."

• (Chris Penn) "Larry, stop pointin' that f***in' gun at my Dad."

• (Chris Penn) "C'mon, throw in a buck."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Uh-uh, I don't tip."
• (Chris Penn) "You don't tip?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "Nah, I don't believe in it."
• (Chris Penn) "You don't believe in tipping?"
• (Edward Bunker) "You know what these chicks make? They make s***."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit."
• (Chris Penn) "I don't even know a f***ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."
• (Edward Bunker) "Hey, our girl was nice."
• (Steve Buscemi) "She was okay. She wasn't anything special."
• (Edward Bunker) "What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?"
• (Chris Penn) "I'd go over twelve percent for that."

• (Chris Penn) "Let me say this out loud, 'cause I wanna get it straight in my head. You're saying that Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, then when we got back, he was going kill us, take the satchel of diamonds, and scram. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?"
• (Tim Roth) "I swear on my mother's eternal soul that's what happened."
• (Chris Penn) "The man you just killed was just released from prison. He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. He could've f***in' walked. All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't; he kept his f***ing mouth shut. And did his f***in' time, and he did it like a man. He did four years for us. So, Mr. Orange, you're tellin' me this very good friend of mine, who did four years for my father, who in four years never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him, you're telling me that now, that now this man is free, and we're making good on our commitment to him, he's just gonna decide, out of the f***ing blue, to rip us off? Why don't you tell me what really happened?"
• (Lawrence Tierney) "What the hell for? It'd just be more bulls***."

• (Chris Penn) "What happened to Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "Brown's dead. We don't know what happened to Blue."
• (Chris Penn) "Mr. Brown's dead? Are you sure?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "I'm sure. I was there. He took one in the head."
• (Chris Penn) "Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr. Blue?"
• (Michael Madsen) "Either he's alive or he's dead. Or the cops got him or they don't."

• (Chris Penn) "Daddy, did you see that?"
• (Lawrence Tierney) "What?"
• (Chris Penn) "Guy got me on the ground, he tried to f*** me."
• (Michael Madsen) "You wish."
• (Chris Penn) "You sick bastard, Vic. You tried to f*** me in my father's office. Look, Vic. Whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go to it. But don't try to f*** me. I mean, I don't think of you that way. I like you a lot, buddy, but I don't think of you that way."
• (Michael Madsen) "Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse."
• (Chris Penn) "No you wouldn't, you'd keep me for yourself. You know, four years f***in' punks up the ass, you appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see it."

• (Chris Penn) "If you f***ing beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the god**** Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it f***ing so."

• (Chris Penn) "I don't know who did what. I don't know who's got the loot. I don't know if anybody's got the loot. I don't know who's dead, who's alive, who's caught, who's not."

Tim Roth as Mr. Orange

• (Tim Roth) "I gotta memorize all this? There's over four f***ing pages of this s***."

• (Tim Roth) "Don't p***** out on me now. They don't know. They don't know s***. You're not gonna get hurt. You're f***ing Barretta. They believe every f***ing word 'cause you're super cool."

• (Tim Roth) "You remember the 'Fantastic Four'?"
• (Randy Brooks) "Yeah, with that invisible bitch, 'Flame On.' and that s***?"
• (Tim Roth) "The Thing; motherf***er looks like The Thing."

• (Tim Roth) "What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says f***ing s*** after that. You might get some bitch talk s*** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the f*** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to f*** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

• (Tim Roth) "I'm gonna f***in' die. I'm gonna f***in' die."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Your not gonna f***in' die."

• (Tim Roth) "Hey you, what's your name?"
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "Marvin."
• (Tim Roth) "Marvin what?"
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "Marvin Nash."
• (Tim Roth) "Listen to me, Marvin, I'm a c --"
• (Tim Roth) "-- listen to me, Marvin Nash, I'm a cop."
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "Yeah, I know."
• (Tim Roth) "You do?"
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "Yeah, you're name's Freddy something."
• (Tim Roth) "Newendyke. Freddy Newendyke."
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "Frankie Fischetti introduced us about five months ago."
• (Tim Roth) "s***, I don't remember that at all."
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "I do. Freddy -- Freddy, how do I look?"
• (Tim Roth) "I don't know what to tell you, Marvin."
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "That f***. That sick f***. That f***ing bastard."
• (Tim Roth) "Marvin, I need you to hold on. There's cops waiting less than a block away."
• (LAPD Officer Marvin Nash) "What the f*** are they waiting for? This f***ing guy slashes my face, and he cuts my f***ing ear off. I'm f***ing deformed."
• (Tim Roth) "f*** YOU. f*** YOU. I'M f***IN' DYING HERE. I'M f***IN' DYING."
• (Tim Roth) "All right, now you heard them, we'll make the move when they get back, so don't p***** out on me now, Marvin. We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his f***ing head through that door."

• (Tim Roth) "What is this?"
• (Randy Brooks) "That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal."
• (Tim Roth) "What?"
• (Randy Brooks) "Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a f***ing job, man."

• (Tim Roth) "Motherf***er, I'm trying to watch 'The Lost Boys'."

• (Tim Roth) "This is a very weird situation. 'Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major f***ing drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin -- -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it. So I told her I wasn't going to be Joe the potman anymore, but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before; 10%, free pot for me, as long as I helped her out that weekend. She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't want to go to the buy alone. Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly."
• (Harvey Keitel) "What for?"
• (Tim Roth) "His traffic tickets. Got a warrant. They stopped him for something, found warrants on him, took him to county. Now she doesn't walk around alone with all that weed. I don't want to do this. I have a very bad feeling about it. But she keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me, finally I said OK 'cause I'm sick of hearing it. Now, we're picking the guy up at the train station --"
• (Chris Penn) "Wait a minute. You go to the train station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you?"
• (Tim Roth) "The guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. Anyway, we're get to the station and we're waiting for the guy. I'm carrying the weed in one of those little carry-on bags. I got to take a piss. So I tell the connection I'll be right back, I'm going to the boys' room. So I walk in the mens' room, and who's standing there? Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a German shepherd."
• (Chris Penn) "They're waiting for you?"
• (Tim Roth) "No, they're just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room, talking. When I walked through the door, they all stopped what they were talking about and they looked at me."
• (Harvey Keitel) "That's hard, man. That's a f***ing hard situation."
• (Tim Roth) "German shepherd starts barking. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man. Just bail, just get the f*** out of there." Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it -- -BAM --. -right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that f***ing dog can, they can smell it on me."

Randy Brooks as Holdaway

• (Randy Brooks) "So if this fruit's a Brewer's fan, his ass gotta be from Wisconsin."
• (Tim Roth) "Bing."
• (Randy Brooks) "And I'll bet you everything from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned if I know that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherf***er's ass --"

Quentin Tarantino as Mr. Brown

• (Quentin Tarantino) "Jesus Christ."

• (Quentin Tarantino) "I'm blind, man. I'm f***ing blind."
• (Tim Roth) "You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes."

• (Quentin Tarantino) "Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks."
• (Michael Madsen) "No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been f***ed over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive --"
• (Quentin Tarantino) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa -- Time out Greenbay. Tell that f***ing bulls*** to the tourists."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Toby -- Who the f*** is Toby? Toby --"
• (Quentin Tarantino) "'Like a Virgin' is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that."
• (Tim Roth) "Which one is 'True Blue'?"
• (Chris Penn) "'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops s***, and I've at least heard of "True Blue"."
• (Tim Roth) "Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan."
• (Michael Madsen) "Personally, I can do without her."
• (Edward Bunker) "I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline'; but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out."
• (Quentin Tarantino) "Hey, you guys are making me lose my -- train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?"
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "What's that?"
• (Lawrence Tierney) "I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?"
• (Quentin Tarantino) "What the f*** was I talking about?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks."
• (Quentin Tarantino) "Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular f*** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."
• (Edward Bunker) "How many dicks is that?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "A lot."
• (Quentin Tarantino) "Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherf***er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Chew? Toby Chew?"
• (Quentin Tarantino) "It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her p***** should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat f***s her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a f*** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "Wong?"

• (Quentin Tarantino) "Yeah, yeah, but "Mr. Brown"? That's little too close to "Mr. s***"."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Yeah, "Mr. Pink" sounds like "Mr. p*****". Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I'm Mr. Purple."
• (Lawrence Tierney) "You're not Mr. Purple. Somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink."

Steven Wright as K-Billy DJ

• (Steven Wright) "That was The Partridge Family's "Doesn't Somebody Want to be Wanted?", followed by Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows where my Rosemary Goes" as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's weekend just keeps on -- truckin'."

Kirk Baltz as Marvin

• (Kirk Baltz) "I already told you I don't know anything about any f***ing setup; you can torture me all you want."
• (Michael Madsen) "Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that."

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