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Restless (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Restless (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Restless ended its run in 1970.

Restless (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

  • (Principal Snyder) "Are you a soldier?"
  • (Xander Harris) "I'm a comfortador."
  • (Principal Snyder) "You're neither. You're a whipping boy. Raised by mongrels and set on a sacrificial stone."
  • (Xander Harris) "I'm getting a cramp."
  • (Anya) "I'll be fine. I think I've figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically."
  • (Buffy) "But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums yes. I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men with your groping and spitting, all groin, no brain, three billion of you passing around the same worn-out urge. Men. With your -- Sales."
  • (Tara) "Things aren't going very well."
  • (Willow) "No. This drama class is just -- I think they're really not doing things in the proper way, and now I'm in a play and my whole family's out there, and -- why is there a cowboy in "Death of a Salesman" anyway?"
  • (Tara) "You don't understand yet, do you?"
  • (Willow) "Is there something following me?"
  • (Tara) "Yes."
  • (Willow) "Well, what, uh, what should I do? The, the play's gonna start soon, and I don't even know my lines."
  • (Tara) "The play's already started. That's not the point."
  • (Tara) "I think it's strange. I mean, I think I should worry that we haven't found her name."
  • (Willow) "Who, Miss Kitty?"
  • (Tara) "You'd think she'd let us know her name by now."
  • (Willow) "She will. She's not all grown yet."
  • (Joyce) "I'm, uh, guessing I missed some fun?"
  • (Willow) "The spirit of the first slayer tried to kill us in our dreams."
  • (Joyce) "Oh, you want some hot chocolate?"
  • (Adam) "Aggression is a natural, human tendency; though you and me come by it another way."
  • (Buffy Summers) "I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones."
  • (Rupert Giles) "It's strange / It's not like anything / We've faced before. It seems familiar / somehow / of course. The spell we cast with Buffy / Must have released / Some primal evil / That's come back seeking / I'm not sure what / Willow / Look through the Chronicles for some reference / To a warrior beast / I've got to warn Buffy / There's every chance she might be next. And Xander / Help Willow / And try not to bleed / On my couch / I've just had it steam cleaned. No wait --"
  • (Buffy Summers) "Faith and I just made that bed."
  • (Tara) "For who?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "I thought you were here to tell me."
  • (Buffy Summers) "The guys aren't here, are they? We were gonna hang out and, watch movies t --"
  • (Tara) "You lost them."
  • (Buffy Summers) "No."
  • (Buffy Summers) "No. I think they need me to find them."
  • (Buffy Summers) "It's so late."
  • (Tara) "Oh -- that clock's completely wrong. Here."
  • (Buffy Summers) "I'm never gonna use those."
  • (Tara) "You think you know -- what's to come -- what you are. You haven't even begun."
  • (Buffy Summers) "I think I need to go find the others."
  • (Tara) "Be back before dawn."
  • (Giles) "All right everyone, pay attention. In just a few moments, that curtain is going to open on our very first production. Now everyone that Willow's ever met is out in that audience, including all of us. That means we have to be perfect. Stay in character, remember your lines and energy, energy, energy especially in the musical numbers."
  • (Willow) "Did anyone see that?"
  • (Giles) "Acting is not about behaviour, it's about hiding. The audience wants to find you, strip you naked and eat you alive, so hide."
  • (Giles) "Stop that. Now, costumes, sets, um, the things that you, uh, you know, uh, you, um, you hold them, you touch them, uh, use them, um --"
  • (Harmony Kendall) "Props?"
  • (Giles) "No."
  • (Riley Finn) "Props?"
  • (Giles) "Yes. It's all about subterfuge."
  • (Giles) "That's very annoying. Now, go on out there, lie like dogs and have a wonderful time. If we can stay in focus, keep our heads, and if Willow can stop stepping on everyones cues, I know this will be the best production of 'Death of a Salesman' we've ever done."
  • (Giles) "Stop it. Good luck everyone. Break a leg."
  • (Anya) "Quiet. You'll miss the humorous conclusion."
  • (Buffy) "Your costume is perfect."
  • (Buffy) "Nobody's gonna know the truth. You know, about you."
  • (Willow) "Costume?"
  • (Buffy) "You're already in character. Oh, I shoulda done that."
  • (Xander Harris) "I move pretty fast. You know, a man's always after --"
  • (Joyce) "Conquest?"
  • (Xander Harris) "I'm a conquistador."
  • (Joyce) "You sure it isn't comfort?"
  • (Xander Harris) "I'm a comfortador also."
  • (Joyce) "I do know the difference. I've learned about boys."
  • (Principal Snyder) "I walked by your guidance counselor's office one time. A bunch of you were sitting there, waiting to be shepherded. I remember it smelled like dead flowers, like decay. Then it hit me. The hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch."
  • (Xander Harris) "You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake."
  • (Xander Harris) "So whatcha been doin'? Doing spells?"
  • (Xander Harris) "She does spells with Tara."
  • (Oz) "Yeah, I heard about that."
  • (Willow) "I'm gonna be late."
  • (Xander Harris) "Sometimes I think about two women doin' a spell -- and then I do a spell by myself."
  • (Riley Finn) "Oh yeah. Having the inside scoop on the administration's own Bay of Mutated Pigs is definitely an advantage."
  • (Buffy) "It's like you're blackmailing the government."
  • (Buffy) "In a -- patriotic way."
  • (Xander Harris) "That's not the way out."
  • (Xander's Father) "What the hell is wrong with you? You won't come upstairs? What, are you ashamed of us? Your mother's crying her guts out."
  • (Xander Harris) "You don't understand."
  • (Xander's Father) "No. You don't understand. The line ends here with us and you're not gonna change that. You haven't got the heart."
  • (Soldier) "We gotta keep goin' men. We gotta take that hill. Damn this war."
  • (Rupert Giles) "I have to say, I really feel Apocalypse Now is overrated."
  • (Xander Harris) "No, no, it gets better. I remember that it gets better."
  • (Soldier) "Oh my God. What's happened to my men? Augh."
  • (Buffy Summers) "Want some corn?"
  • (Xander Harris) "Butter flavor?"
  • (Buffy Summers) "New car smell."
  • (Xander Harris) "Cool."
  • (Riley Finn) "Why, hello, little lady. Can I hold those milk pails for you?"
  • (Harmony Kendall) "Why, thank you but they're not very heavy. Why have you come to our lonely small town, which has no post office and very few exports?"
  • (Riley Finn) "I've come looking for a man. A salesman."
  • (Riley Finn) "We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffee makers that think."
  • (Buffy) "World domination? Is that a good --"
  • (Riley Finn) "Baby, we're the government. It's what we do."
  • (Cheese Man) "These will not protect you."
  • (Unnamed) "The demons have escaped. Please run for your lives."
  • (Adam) "This could be trouble."
  • (Riley Finn) "We'd better make a fort."
  • (Adam) "I'll get some pillows."
  • (Spike) "I've hired myself out as an attraction."
  • (Rupert Giles) "Sideshow freak?"
  • (Spike) "Well, at least it's showbiz."
  • (Xander Harris) "Ok, I'm gonna find another bathroom."
  • (Cheese Man) "I've made a little space for the cheese slices."

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