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Return of the Killer Tomatoes Quotes

Return of the Killer Tomatoes is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Return of the Killer Tomatoes ended in 1970.

It features Stephen Peace as producer, Neal Fox, and Rick Patterson in charge of musical score, and Stephen Kent Welch as head of cinematography.

Return of the Killer Tomatoes is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Return of the Killer Tomatoes is 98 minutes long. Return of the Killer Tomatoes is distributed by New World Pictures.

The cast includes: Anthony Starke as Chad Finletter, Karen M. Waldron as Tara, George Clooney as Matt Stevens, Steve Lundquist as Igor, Rick Rockwell as Jim Richardson, and John De Bello as Charles White.

Return of the Killer Tomatoes Quotes

George Clooney as Matt Stevens

  • (George Clooney) "Product placement."
  • (George Clooney) "Oh Rosanna don't ya cry for me. Cos I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee. I do not know the rest of the words, I think I'll make them up. I'm going to walk into my home and wake my best friend up."
  • (George Clooney) "That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do."

Steve Lundquist as Igor

  • (Unnamed) "Igor. Come."
  • (Steve Lundquist) "Sir, I am happy to respond to your call and --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh cut it out. I know you're only hanging around here until something opens up in the TV news field, but do you know how embarrassing it is that a villain of MY stature has an assistant that looks like you?"

Karen M. Waldron as Tara

  • (Karen M. Waldron) "I speak perfect English. I also cook 815 international dishes, perform 637 sexual acts, use all the popular home appliances. Shall I cook you something."
  • (Anthony Starke) "No. Thank you."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "How 'bout a blow job, maybe iron your pants?"
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "They are gardeners and carpenters, they are not tomato men."

John De Bello as Charles White

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Anthony Starke as Chad Finletter

  • (Anthony Starke) "The girl of my dreams is a vegetable."

Rick Rockwell as Jim Richardson

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