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Return to Me Quotes

Return to Me is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Return to Me completed its run in 1970.

It features Jennie Lew Tugend as producer, Danny DiMinno in charge of musical score, and László Kovács (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Return to Me is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Return to Me is 115 minutes long. Return to Me is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Bonnie Hunt as Megan Dayton, Minnie Driver as Grace Briggs, David Duchovny as Bob Rueland, Joely Richardson as Elizabeth Rueland, Carroll O'Connor as Marty, Robert Loggia as Angelo, Jim Belushi as Joe Dayton, David Alan Grier as Charlie Johnson, William Bronder as Wally Jatczak, and Marianne Muellerleile as Sophie.

Return to Me Quotes

David Alan Grier as Charlie Johnson

  • (David Alan Grier) "-- How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want no brown bananas."
  • (David Alan Grier) "Come on, let's go get a beer."
  • (David Duchovny) "No thanks."
  • (David Alan Grier) "Well, if not tonight, Friday night, because I have someone for you."
  • (David Duchovny) "No, Charlie, no."
  • (David Alan Grier) "Come on, she's smart, she has a great body, intelligent, great body -- You gotta start going out. She's really great, her cat was a patient of mine."
  • (David Duchovny) "I'm a dog person."

David Duchovny as Bob Rueland

  • (David Duchovny) "Would you go out with me?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "Yes?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Is that a question?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "No, it's a yes. Yes."
  • (David Duchovny) "Tomorrow night?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "Yes."
  • (David Duchovny) "Eight o'clock?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "Yes."
  • (David Duchovny) "Pick you up here?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "Yes."
  • (David Duchovny) "My, you're a very difficult woman."
  • (David Duchovny) "Sorry, Charlie. I think it's something I ate, you know? I think I'm just going to stay home, take it easy. What am I doing right now? I'm watching the Cubs game. What's the score?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Uh, the Cubs are losing."
  • (David Duchovny) "She won't be coming home"
  • (David Duchovny) "Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were twenty and we'd been going out since we were fifteen so this may sound a bit juvenile but -- can I hold your hand?"
  • (David Duchovny) "I miss Elizabeth. I'll always miss her. But I ache for Grace."

Bonnie Hunt as Megan Dayton

  • (Unnamed) "And then we went to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "I did not."
  • (Jim Belushi) "Oh, really? Did you go to see the elephants?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Watch it, Joe."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "I have never said hell you son of a bitch."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Whatever you do, don't shave your legs."
  • (Minnie Driver) "Why?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Well, then you definitely won't let it go too far."
  • (Minnie Driver) "Megan. It's a first date."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Yeah, well, I married a first date, missy, and you know how it is. You're out with a guy, you find him attractive, and suddenly everything he says sounds brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality."
  • (Minnie Driver) "I think you should needle-point that on a pillow."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Well, I just might. It kept me a virgin until -- y'know, whenever."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) ""What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Respect." I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark "C" so we get a higher score --"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "You're going to get a heart, I know. And you'll be able to do all the things you never could before. That's what you've gotta concentrate on. Think of riding a bike, and going to Italy -- and dating really handsome men. That, I know, has to happen for one of us."
  • (Minnie Driver) "I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart."

Jim Belushi as Joe Dayton

  • (Jim Belushi) "Will everyone just calm down. For the love of God and all that is holy, calm the hell down."
  • (Jim Belushi) "Aw, Christ. Who died?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "No one."
  • (Minnie Driver) "Bob's wife."
  • (Jim Belushi) "He's married?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Oh, God --"
  • (Jim Belushi) "Rat bastard."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, rat bastard."
  • (Jim Belushi) "Tyler, shh. You want me to go over there and handle this? You want me to handle that son of a bitch?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Joe, no, please don't. Joe --"
  • (Jim Belushi) "I knew it. I knew it, that hairline --"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Joe, stay out of it, you don't know --"
  • (Jim Belushi) "-- the "creative type", it's a given."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "You don't know what you're talking about. Take the kids, stop it. Go with Daddy."
  • (Jim Belushi) "I'll go take care of it. I swear to God, I will kick his ass for you. I'll kick the s*** out of him."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Honey, stop it, please. Stop it --"
  • (Jim Belushi) "Quit pushing me."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "I'm gonna push you. You don't --"
  • (Jim Belushi) "Grace, what's going on here?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Joe, nothing's going on."
  • (Jim Belushi) "You want me to handle it? I'll kick the s*** out of him for you, Grace. That son of a bitch."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Joe, please."
  • (Jim Belushi) "What? What?"
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart."
  • (Jim Belushi) "He's not married? Huh. Okay."
  • (Jim Belushi) "I'm a bad cowboy"
  • (Jim Belushi) "Come on."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "No, no -- our rhythm gets us in trouble."

Minnie Driver as Grace Briggs

  • (Minnie Driver) "Oh. I'm so sorry. I'm re -- oh -- Did you see anything?"
  • (David Duchovny) "I wasn't looking."
  • (Minnie Driver) "No, no, I know, but it's because I had a heart -- I had a heart -- I had a heartwarming dream about you."
  • (David Duchovny) "Ugh. Must have a been a nightmare."
  • (Minnie Driver) "No. I mean, you were very --"
  • (David Duchovny) "Scary?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "Sexy."
  • (David Duchovny) "You had a sex dream about me?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "No. I didn't have -- I didn't have a sex dream about you. I just met you, I don't even know you. I'm really -- sorry --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh no-no-no-no-no. Do you have bottled water?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "Sure. Anybody else?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't want Swiss water. I got sick on an imported Swiss water."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you remember that night? As long as it's not Swiss or tap water it will be fine, preferably French, no bubbles. I want it cold, no ice, no glass, just the bottle and a straw. Do you want to write it down? I don't want Swiss water, I got sick on an imported Swiss water once --"
  • (Minnie Driver) "I'm pretty sure I got it."
  • (Unnamed) "That sounds so fattening. Is every dish here cooked in oil ?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "No -- some we boil in Swiss water."
  • (Minnie Driver) "What was God thinking?"
  • (Minnie Driver) "So, I'm gonna tell him tonight."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Oh, please, I've heard that before."
  • (Minnie Driver) "No, I am."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Well, you should because he's perfect you know."
  • (Minnie Driver) "Yeah -- for me he is."

William Bronder as Wally Jatczak

  • (Unnamed) "I put the special candle out there that repels all the bugs, every species but one."
  • (William Bronder) "Marty, what species is that?"
  • (Unnamed) "The saber toothed fly."

Joely Richardson as Elizabeth Rueland

  • (Joely Richardson) "Over the years Sydney has become a part of the family. Here he is with my husband. My husband's the one on the right."

Marianne Muellerleile as Sophie

  • (Marianne Muellerleile) "Oh, hi there. How did you get caught in their net?"
  • (William Bronder) "Sophie, his wife is dead."
  • (Marianne Muellerleile) "Oh. Welcome."

Carroll O'Connor as Marty

  • (Carroll O'Connor) "This guy you're talking about, he can't sing at all."
  • (Robert Loggia) "He can't sing? Then why has he got such a big band?"
  • (William Bronder) "To drown him out."
  • (Carroll O'Connor) "It's the character that's the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Now you can take that as a compliment."
  • (Carroll O'Connor) "Will you go find yourself a gondola?"

Robert Loggia as Angelo

  • (Robert Loggia) "Grace, come on, it's been over a year, you can hardly see it anymore."
  • (Minnie Driver) "Nice try, Angelo. I just don't like all the questions, you know?"
  • (Carroll O'Connor) "You tell everybody you're just the luckiest girl in the world."
  • (Minnie Driver) "I know, Grandpa, I know."
  • (Carroll O'Connor) "You're beautiful, and no one's going to notice your chest."
  • (Minnie Driver) "Thanks a lot."

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