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Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise Quotes

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ted Field as producer, Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score, and Charles Correll (director) as head of cinematography.

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise is 89 minutes long. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Timothy Busfield as Arnold Poindexter, Andrew Cassese as Harold Wormser, Barry Sobel as Stewart, Donald Gibb as Ogre, Larry B. Scott as Lamar, Curtis Armstrong as Booger, James Hong as Snotty, Robert Carradine as Lewis Scolnick, James Cromwell as Mr. Scolnick, Courtney Thorne-Smith as Sunny Carstairs, Tom Hodges as Tiny, Bradley Whitford as Roger, Ed Lauter as Buzz, and Anthony Edwards as Gilbert Lowell.

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise Quotes

Larry B. Scott as Lamar

  • (Larry B. Scott) "We're V.I.P.s"
  • (Unnamed) "Right over there."
  • (Curtis Armstrong) "Very Immense Penises."

Robert Carradine as Lewis Scolnick

  • (Robert Carradine) "What do you think, Gilbert? That I'm some kind of weenie who can't take care of himself. I'll tell you something, man, I'm not that kind of weenie."

Curtis Armstrong as Booger

  • (Curtis Armstrong) "This place is a pig sty."
  • (James Hong) "Thank you."
  • (Curtis Armstrong) "You should be ashamed of yourself."
  • (James Hong) "f*** you. Who die and make you God?"
  • (Curtis Armstrong) "My name's Dudley Dawson. They call me "Booger"."
  • (James Hong) "Edgar Po Wong. They call me "Snotty.""
  • (Curtis Armstrong) "Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs."
  • (Unnamed) "JERK."

Timothy Busfield as Arnold Poindexter

  • (Timothy Busfield) "Lewis, I don't think these guys are Indians."
  • (Robert Carradine) "What makes you say that."
  • (Timothy Busfield) "When I said "Bite my crank" in Seminole, no one responded."
  • (Robert Carradine) "You said that to these guys ?"
  • (Timothy Busfield) "So what you're saying essentially is, is that along with infinite space which extends beyond perpetual bigness there's also infinite smallness?"
  • (Timothy Busfield) "How?"
  • (Andrew Cassese) "Easy. Take an asymptotic line and extend it outward."
  • (Timothy Busfield) "Oh."
  • (Barry Sobel) "Right, right, right. So perpetual bigness exists simultaneously with perpetual smallness. What was I thinking?"
  • (Donald Gibb) "What if uh C-A-T really spelled dog?"
  • (Timothy Busfield) "Wow."
  • (Andrew Cassese) "God."
  • (Barry Sobel) "Yeah."
  • (Timothy Busfield) "That's heavy Ogre. Dog."

James Cromwell as Mr. Scolnick

  • (James Cromwell) "You've really got the pedal to the metal, don't you, son?"
  • (Robert Carradine) "Yeah, I do, Dad. I've got the cruise control locked in at 35."
  • (James Cromwell) "Tell you what. Kick it up to 37. Let's live dangerously."
  • (Robert Carradine) "Dad."

Bradley Whitford as Roger

  • (Bradley Whitford) "OK. Maybe I did. What are you gonna do about it, Skolnick? You gonna make a little speech? It's not gonna do any good. Wanna know why? Because I'm strong and you're weak. Because I'm the type of guy that everybody here wants to be like, and you are pathetic. That's the way it is. That's the way it's always gonna be, and there's nothing you or your pencil-neck geek friends can do or say about it. Comprende, dickhead?"
  • (Robert Carradine) "You're right, Rog. There's nothing I can say about it."
  • (Robert Carradine) "But there's something I've got to do about it."
  • (Bradley Whitford) "There could be a nuclear war; there'd be nothing left but cockroaches and nerds."

Ed Lauter as Buzz

  • (Ed Lauter) "You went to college to drink beer, play football, and get laid. None of this academic s***."

Andrew Cassese as Harold Wormser

  • (Andrew Cassese) "Hey, wait. I'm only 15. I'm just a kid."
  • (Unnamed) "That's not what it says here, Senator Wormser."
  • (Andrew Cassese) "What do you think they are going to do?"
  • (Larry B. Scott) "I don't know. I think they're going to sacrifice a virgin."
  • (Curtis Armstrong) "I hope not. A virgin's a terrible thing to waste."

Anthony Edwards as Gilbert Lowell

  • (Anthony Edwards) "Our newest Tri-Lamb may drink."
  • (Robert Carradine) "Right this way, Frederick."
  • (Donald Gibb) "Ogre, Louie."
  • (Unnamed) "Frederick."

James Hong as Snotty

  • (James Hong) "To truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul."
  • (James Hong) "My son, soon you will take over."

Barry Sobel as Stewart

  • (Barry Sobel) "Whoa."
  • (Courtney Thorne-Smith) "Are you okay, sir?"
  • (Tom Hodges) "I'm fine. Is my hair okay?"

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