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Rhinoceros (film) Quotes

Rhinoceros (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Rhinoceros completed its run in 1970.

It features Ely Landau as producer, Galt MacDermot in charge of musical score, and Jim Crabe as head of cinematography.

Rhinoceros (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rhinoceros (film) is 101 minutes long. Rhinoceros (film) is distributed by American Film Theatre.

Rhinoceros (film) Quotes

  • (Stanley) "I hate the taste of alcohol, but if I don't drink, I feel awful."
  • (Stanley) "I suppose if Norman had stuck around he always would've been an obstacle to us. Oh, happiness is such an egotistical thing."
  • (John) "Have you ever seen the plays of Eugene Ionesco?"
  • (Stanley) "But if you only knew how bored I was with the work I'm doing, eight hours a day, week after week. When Saturday night comes around I'm exhausted from having done nothing with my life."
  • (Mr. Nicholson) "Stanley, what are you doing out there holding a purse?"
  • (Stanley) "Well -- Mrs. Bingham jumped on her husband's back and rode away."
  • (John) "So, you finally managed to get here. You're late as usual, of course."
  • (Stanley) "No, I --"
  • (John) "Our appointment was for eleven thirty. It's practically noon now."
  • (Stanley) "I'm sorry John. Have I kept you waiting long?"
  • (John) "No. I just got here myself."
  • (Stanley) "Oh, well, then I don't feel so bad."
  • (John) "That's beside the point. I don't like to be kept waiting and since you're never on time, I always come late on purpose."
  • (John) "No, I don't carry a brush. It would make my pockets bulge."

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